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Ashcroft resigns

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Vennt

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USA Today said:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-11-09-ashcroft-evans_x.htm

The resignations were announced by White House press secretary Scott McClellan, who said Bush had accepted the decisions of both secretaries.

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.
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Oh my...

Hear that guys?, the "War on Terror" has been won, you can all sleep soundly now.

...

*speechless*
 
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FoneBone

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Seems like anyone would be better than Ashcroft... but I'm fully prepared for the Bush administration to prove me wrong...
 
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GG-Duo

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"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from the Democratic Party's crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.
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Fixed.
AWESOME JOB MR. ASHCROFT
 
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Pimpwerx

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Please, let every door hit your bitch ass on the way out. One less douchebag, plenty more left to go. Asscroft was a dick even before he jumped on the Clinton witchhunt all those yearas ago. He's actually gotten better since joining the cabinet. But that doesn't say much. He was a fucking nutjob before, and he's still one now. Good fucking riddance. The world is actually a better place now, and that's no exaggeration. PEACE.
 
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Triumph

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Guys, don't get too excited. This is probably just setting us up for Attorney General David Duke and Supreme Court Justice Ashcroft.
 
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xsarien

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Raoul Duke said:
Guys, don't get too excited. This is probably just setting us up for Attorney General David Duke and Supreme Court Justice Ashcroft.
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Well, the only way we can get worse than Ashcroft is to dig up Torquemada. And, unless Ashcroft has experience on the bench, I don't even think Bush would be so bold as to put him forward as a nominee.
 
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Dan

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I'll wait to celebrate until I know who will be replacing him.
 
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border

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Of course he resigned. How is he going to be the Attorney General and a Supreme Court Justice at the same time?
 
Phoenix

Phoenix

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Alberto Gonzales to become new Attorney General. He will be the first hispanic person to hold that position.
 
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Christoff Yurievich

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borrowed from Freeburn said:
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.
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hey, he also says that we are crime free! I'm so glad he was able to do all this in only 4 years.

That's awesome.</Will farrell>
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Phoenix said:
Alberto Gonzales to become new Attorney General. He will be the first hispanic person to hold that position.
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I was thinking he would save Gonzales for a supreme court nominiation. Shoring up support with hispanics and making way for the Bush empire when his brother takes over in 2008
 
Phoenix

Phoenix

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
I was thinking he would save Gonzales for a supreme court nominiation. Shoring up support with hispanics and making way for the Bush empire when his brother takes over in 2008
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Sir you scare me...
:D
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Phoenix said:
Sir you scare me...
:D
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Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.
 
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Christoff Yurievich

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.
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Jeb will do 12 years? or do you mean that Jeb will do 8 years+Bush's next 4=12 years?
 
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Seth C

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Only a bit. See I am the only one that sees the plan here. You see GW does another 4 years and then his brother does another 12 years and by that time Jeb's son will be 35 and old enough to take the over the role as Ceazar or they could really flip us out and install one of the Bush girls for president in 2020.
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I'll vote for the girls!
 
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