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[EviLore]

She is a RW political influencer on Twitter and Babylon Bee contributor.

How large will the harem of baby mommas grow!

 

[jufonuk]

But he can probably afford the child support.

 

[JimmyRustler]

Well, at least you can't say Elon's talk about having kids is empty and he is determined to do his part as well.

 

[NinjaMouse]

Multi-billionaire fucks whoever he wants, news at 11.

 

[ProtoByte]

Children out of wedlock. Very Christian. Very trad.

 

[Zathalus]

On the one hand, having so many brothers and sisters from various different woman probably means the amount of time you get to spend with your father would be very little. On the other hand, child of a billionaire.

 

[Yoda]

Children out of wedlock. Very Christian. Very trad.

I think she's jewish. No idea what Elon is.

 

[SJRB]

My entire timeline is flooded with this dumb tabloid story.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I saw this when I got home. Not a good look for either of them. Whatever. Get the shit done in the Government, then GTFO out, like you claimed.

 

[Mattyp]

Would.

 

[Hudo]

On the one hand, having so many brothers and sisters from various different woman probably means the amount of time you get to spend with your father would be very little. On the other hand, child of a billionaire.

Bold to assume that Elon actually gives enough of a fuck about his children that he would want to spend time with them.

 

[TastyPastry]

imagine having an impregnation fetish and being a rich billionaire

 

[Lunarorbit]

Just FYI Elons dad fucked his step daughter in her 20s and has a kid with her.

 

[Auto_aim1]

Women's rules are only for the average guys, shorties, beta males while they submit themselves unconditionally to guys like Elon. He doesn't have to deal with any of the nagging, mood swings, or whatever.

 

[Rentahamster]

Just FYI Elons dad fucked his step daughter in her 20s and has a kid with her.

Elons dad is Woody Allen? Zomg

 

[GymWolf]

She hit the jackpot.

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

So, the mother of elon musks child wants to stay private while elon musk posts info about opponents children complete with addresses? That'll surely work.

 

[N0S]

His first dime piece

 

[BennyBlanco]

His first dime piece

Prime Amber Heard was smoking.

 

[EviLore]

Women's rules are only for the average guys, shorties, beta males while they submit themselves unconditionally to guys like Elon. He doesn't have to deal with any of the nagging, mood swings, or whatever.

He sleeps on the floor at work so that he never has to find out what harem drama is really like at scale, I think!

 

[SimTourist]

Imagine this shit lying on top of you

 

[Ellery]

SimTourist by now everyone should know that this picture is a big fake.

(Not that I like Elon Musk or would have him want in any actual shape he has ever been in to be on top of me)

 

[YCoCg]

So do Body Count standards still apply here or is this ok because it's greatest American Musk?

 

[Windle Poons]

Imagine this shit lying on top of you

For child maintenance support and basically then because of that, a life of luxury?

Not their worst five minutes of push and shove they'll ever have to endure...

 

[Auto_aim1]

He sleeps on the floor at work so that he never has to find out what harem drama is really like at scale, I think!

They are saying she posted this because Elon went on a Valentine's Day date with some other woman.

 

[N0S]

 

[EviLore]

They are saying she posted this because Elon went on a Valentine's Day date with some other woman.

It's plausible, quite the timing!

 

[JimmyRustler]

Women's rules are only for the average guys, shorties, beta males while they submit themselves unconditionally to guys like Elon. He doesn't have to deal with any of the nagging, mood swings, or whatever.

There are more than enough women that just want kids and not a guy around. Can't much better than Elon if you're like that.

That being said, a lot of Elon's kids were created with IVF. Not that I would grant it to him but I'm not so sure he actually fucks that much.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

The son of Elon Musk, the head of the White House



Elon Musk's son treats Trump like his employee

 

[ManaByte]

The son of Elon Musk, the head of the White House



Elon Musk's son treats Trump like his employee

Nearly every Tweet with that video was community noted.

X was telling a reporter to the left of Trump to shut up.

But of course, narratives are more useful over facts.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

Imagine this shit lying on top of you

is that the guy from dune?

 

[DKehoe]

Women's rules are only for the average guys, shorties, beta males while they submit themselves unconditionally to guys like Elon. He doesn't have to deal with any of the nagging, mood swings, or whatever.

Sounds like someone had a good Valentine's Day.

 

[Hugare]

Saw some of her twitter and, ugh

Woman is gorgeous, but having your internet persona solely focused on political stuff is crazy

 

[AJUMP23]

Announced on Valentine's Day. I bet she is pissed about Elon being with some one else.

 

[RoboFu]

Imagine this shit lying on top of you

Imagine having a full sack of billions laying on top of you... these women know what they are doing and he knows what they are doing. Just none of them care.

 

[Kacho]

I googled her and can't say I blame him.

 

[YCoCg]

It's funny to always read about these people, how ultra conservative and family values they are but then that doesn't seem to matter when Elon Musk is going around jizzing inside as many women as possible because of his fetish. Even on this forum you've got the same people who've expressed strong opinions on sleeping around somehow praising this. Hypocrites.

 

[Aesius]

Hopefully he included provisions for Los Angeles/Miami-based hair transplants for all his male progeny:

Can't let your balding boys go to Turkey, Elon!

 

[Topher]

So do Body Count standards still apply here or is this ok because it's greatest American Musk?

Wouldn't "body count standards" only apply to one's self?

 

[PSYGN]

Pull out method works best on lower level mobs. But he is a P2W whale so he does as he wants.

 

[Kilau]

The son of Elon Musk, the head of the White House



Elon Musk's son treats Trump like his employee

The president is our employee… in theory.

 

[Draugoth]

Must be good to be a billionaire, he can fuck whoever he wants

 

[OmegaSupreme]

imagine having an impregnation fetish and being a rich billionaire

Sounds amazing

 

[Drake]

Elon needs to hire a dietician and a personal trainer. I understand he's a busy man, but he should not look the way he does. Look at Bezos now. The dude is jacked.

Surprised St. Clair reduced herself to be in Elon's harem. I guess money really does talk.

 

[BlueAlpaca]

At this point why not just donate sperm to hundreds of women? House of Musk would take over America.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Children out of wedlock. Very Christian. Very trad.

Who are you trying to gaslight with this?

 

[Topher]

Would.

Really? Well.....he is a billionaire I guess

 

[Giallo Corsa]

She is a RW political influencer on Twitter and Babylon Bee contributor.

How large will the harem of baby mommas grow!

- Multi-billionaire ? Sure
-Sending rockets to space ? Yep
-Creating one of the biggest e-automotive companies out there ? Yeah
-Knowing what a condom is ? Nope

...not that his partners would have a problem with, I mean, which one would say no to that oh-so-sweet alimony/financial support money ?

 

[Senua]

Grats Elon

 

[DKehoe]

Who are you trying to gaslight with this?

Chill with the gaslighting talk. No one's mental health is under attack.