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[Lil' Dice]

You know the host of Low Carb and Loving It (the low-carb show on Food Network) is slowly dying inside, not being able to eat bread or pasta. His imitation macaroni and cheese using cauliflower was extremely ass-tastic.

My biggest problem with the low-carb movement are people who believe that since they're cutting carbs out of their diet, they can eat as much of whatever else they want (ie. loads of red meat, fat, etc) without exercise.

Pluse when not eating they can be found lying about, exhausted from their lack of energy source foods. My g/f did it for a week to lose 5lbs, she lost it rather quicly; however she was too tired to even have sex, and whe she did muster up the energy her vagina was dry from the lack of pasta.....

 

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her vagina was dry from the lack of pasta.....

I don't think you need pasta for that.....