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August Wrasslin |OT| I'll tout it to the papers if I have to

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Hey Fex - spice up the pot for your Main Event Match.

Avatar bets. Do it.
 
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Kaladin

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The press release for Chyna's movie is hilarious.

VIVID TO RELEASE 'CHYNA IS QUEEN OF THE RING' A PRO WRESTLING PARODY STARRING FORMER CHAMPION CHYNA IN HER OWN ROYAL RUMBLE

Chyna's Incredible Sexual Fantasy Has Her Getting Back in The Ring With Parodied Versions of Wrestling's Most Well Known Characters. The Movie will be available Online on September 4, 2012 and in stores nationwide on September 12, 2012.

LOS ANGELES – (August 27, 2012) – Vivid Entertainment will release "Chyna is Queen of the Ring" an adult parody of professional wrestling, starring former champion Chyna on vivid.com on September 4, 2012 an in stores nationwide on September 12, 2012.

Throughout her amazing pro-wrestling career, Chyna was never shy about her opinions. In "Queen of the Ring" she lets loose in this hard core movie that parodies such icons of the sport as Triple H, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Ric Flair, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Iron Sheik, Doink, John Cena, Gene Okerlund, Vince McMahon and Stephanie McMahon.

"This movie made me feel sexy and wanted," said Chyna. "I was glad it was a long shoot because I was totally turned on and having so much fun laughing a lot with the guys. I think adult movie fans will go crazy over it!"

"I used to dream about being a movie star. I didn't expect to be making adult movies because I felt insecure compared to all the beautiful women in the industry. Vivid has given me a life changing opportunity to be glamorous and sensual and I'm delighted with it.

"I want my fans to know that I'm better than ever," said Chyna. I've been wanting to make this particular parody for a long time. Of course, I know every player who is parodied and it was great to 'spar' with them again, but this time it was really hot on my new sexual turf."

The cast of "Queen of the Ring" includes Lisa Ann as Stephanie McMahon, Valerie Kay as Ring Girl, Ron Jeremy as himself, Alex Sanders as Ric Flair, Anthony Hardwood as Triple H, Cyrus King as Stone Cold Steve Austin, Evan Stone as Vince McMahon, Marco Banderas as Iron Sheik, Ralph Long as Doink, Sledge Hammer as The Rock, TJ Cummings as John Cena and Tommy Pistol as Gene Okerlund.

DISCLAIMER: "Chyna is QUEEN of the RING" IS A XXX PARODY MOVIE. The parody movie is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc., the performers parodied in the movie or any person or entity associated with any of them.
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Google the cast at your own risk.
 
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Anth0ny

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Lisa Ann as Stephanie McMahon
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Kaladin

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Bully Ray and Devon have still not signed TNA contracts. It seems like their negotiations are going down to the wire.

Also, Eric Young will return to Impact Wrestling this week since his show on Animal Planet has finished filming. There is no word if he will bring the chicken and beer this week.
 
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G-Fex

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What about the Genius? He was amazingly smart and put his mathematical ingenuity to work to get Hulk Hogan in a arm drag.
 
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Perspicacity

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XenoRaven said:
Hell, I hate to even mention him but Kane is undefeated at The Weakest Link. He should be on there too.
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Other wrestlers always talk about how smart Kane is. But the thing is they really mostly only have other wrestlers to compare him to. I find it incredibly difficult to believe that anyone who falls in line with Ron Paul on every issue is all too bright.

Realistically Christopher Nowinski was probably one of the smartest people to come through the WWE.
 
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FallingEdge

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Perspicacity said:
Other wrestlers always talk about how smart Kane is. But the thing is they really mostly only have other wrestlers to compare him to. I find it incredibly difficult to believe that anyone who falls in line with Ron Paul on every issue is all too bright.

Realistically Christopher Nowinski was probably one of the smartest people to come through the WWE.
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What about Ryback? He reads 1-2 books a month!
 
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G-Fex

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Kane's so brilliant he let Tori spend a weekend with X-pac.


Christopher Notwinski is a genius, I actually agree with Perspicacity.

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Kaladin

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The 8/25 WrestleMania special on NBC drew 2,725,000. It lost to preseason football and NASCAR on CBS and ABC (they both did over six million viewers)
 
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KissVibes

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If Ken Shamrock just ran up and punched a chick then hit her mother, then we'd have the video by now. Not to mention I'm sure the police would have pressed charges against him. I don't believe this chick at all. And wtf at listing your sister as "Hoochie" in your contacts list. Who does that? Have some respect for your family.
 
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