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[notworksafe]

Curious to see if Austin can get him to break kayfabe. Ambrose never really breaks character when he does interviews.

Someone has to protect the goddamn business around here

 

[Tom Nook]

I forgot about this

Would've this be better to air this AFTER smack down, to keep the brands separate.

 

[Hasney]

Someone has to protect the goddamn business around here

 

[Bluekaveli]

Would've this be better to air this AFTER smack down, to keep the brands separate.

We're talking Smack after live brother!

 

[slightconfuse]

Too good

https://twitter.com/deathtoallmarks/status/762593927979495425

 

[Caspel]

Best Match: Gargano/Ciampa
Worst Match: Noam Dar/Sihra
Favourite Performance: Ibushi
Least-Favourite Performance: Da Mack
Biggest Surprise: Raul Mendoza
Biggest Dissapointment: Tajiri

ZSJ's match was such an afterthought he didn't make an impression so far one way or the other.

Best Match: Gargano / Ciampa
Worst Match: Sihra / Dar
Favorite Performance: Rich Swann
Least Favorite: HoHo Lun
Biggest Surprise: Lince Dorado
Biggest Disappointment: Zack Sabre Jr.

I am hoping Sabre is more entertaining in his next match, but I find Gulak boring, too, so not expecting much. I am guessing Tajiri loses in the next round, so you won't have to see him around for too much longer after Metalik advances.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Best Match: Gargano / Ciampa
Worst Match: Sihra / Dar
Favorite Performance: Rich Swann
Least Favorite: HoHo Lun
Biggest Surprise: Lince Dorado
Biggest Disappointment: Zack Sabre Jr.

I am hoping Sabre is more entertaining in his next match, but I find Gulak boring, too, so not expecting much. I am guessing Tajiri loses in the next round, so you won't have to see him around for too much longer after Metalik advances.

Next Sabre match is a lot more explosive and better than his first match. You won't be disappointed.

 

[Menome]

It's so damn good to see Aron Stevens wrestling again and being allowed to be over as fuck.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

I still hope this isn't real, Lievarez said it it will be different, then this came out. We will see

It's clearly a shop, brother. Hell, you can still see specks of red on the left side plate that they failed to shop out.

 

[Glory Fades]

Prepare the battlefield.

 

[Tom Nook]

Prepare the battlefield.

For Massacre.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Not sure what compelled me to watch it but I have the Owen Hart tribute show playing in the background while I build furniture. This is depressing. 😔

 

[SallyIsNow]

What does Jobkaveli have against 'Big Money' Bryan Alvarez?

 

[Bluekaveli]

There's nothing refreshing about that. You could take that script and put it into the mouths of just about any other superstar.

The 'almost forgot only the most important belt in the company in a taxi cab" gimmick is better because it shows he doesn't give a shit about the back office culture and reminds everyone that only the results speak.Everything else, including the belt, is inconsequential.

Different strokes for different folks you know?

It's clearly a shop, brother. Hell, you can still see specks of red on the left side plate that they failed to shop out.

Yeah, when they announced it, some cat said he knew a little bit about it so that's why I'm skeptical of it. The best thing would be that the titles wouldn't be switching back and forth like it was once before.

What does Jobkaveli have against 'Big Money' Bryan Alvarez?

EXAGGERATION!

 

[Menome]

Still think that Blue & Red belts should be decided at smaller PPVs and special events on TV, with the current holders squaring off at big PPVs to be the No.1 contender for the Black belt.

 

[Kurita]

Can't wait for SD to see Ambrose giving more harsh and cold real talk to Ziggy
That's my champion right there

 

[Menome]

Plus, with WCPW becoming a haven for ex-WWE talent (Sandow, Rhodes, Angle), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ryback there in the near future.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Joey Ryan is fun as fuck, but a bunch of PWG fans hate him for reasons

This is what I expected but for the women's title...

 

[Bluekaveli]

What kind of dogshit response is... *rolls up bluekaveli*

 

[SallyIsNow]

When will the good women's wrestler return?

 

[Glory Fades]

For Massacre.

I knew you'd come.

 

[Menome]

What kind of dogshit response is... *rolls up bluekaveli*

Team D-Minus gotta look out for each other, friend.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Team D-Minus gotta look out for each other, friend.

Lettem know, it's a Deadly Game around here brother, no man is safe!

 

[Professor Beef]

Who is in on this No Man's Sky action tomorrow? Blue, Mahoney, myself and...?

Not me. In space, nobody can hear you getting rolled up.

 

[Mahonay]

Not me. In space, nobody can hear you getting rolled up.

I'm pretty sure this is the recurring nightmare Hulk Hogan has every night.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I forgot about this

over/under on how many minutes they spend talking about DDTs?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm pretty sure this is the recurring nightmare Hulk Hogan has every night.

Hogan can't even drop the leg in zero gravity. Jeeeezus talk about terrifying.

 

[Professor Beef]

Hogan can't even drop the leg in zero gravity. Jeeeezus talk about terrifying.

And because of the gravity, he can't hold anyone down!

 

[UberTag]

they announced a rematch between Cesaro and Sheamus on tonights Raw. Will Cesaro win again or will 50/50 remain supreme?

You already know the answer to this question.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

When will the good women's wrestler return?

I miss Emma.

 

[somedevil]

You already know the answer to this question.

I just hope this leads to a 3 way with Zayn being added for the number 1 contendership at Summerslam.

WWE can add 1 more match to the card if they want too.

 

[oddjobs]

CWC Round 1 standings:

Best Match: Gargano vs Ciampa
Worst Match: Noam Dar vs Gurv Sihra
Favorite Performance: Akira Tozawa (just rewatched his match with Kenneth Johnson - he was sloppy and botching spots left and right but Tozawa somehow made that match good!)
Least-Favorite Performance: Ho Ho Lun
Biggest Surprise: Mustafa Ali or Sean Maluta
Biggest Disappointment: ZSJ

edit:

fuck, it's going to be Ho Ho Lun vs. Noam Dar in the 2nd round

 

[Ultratech]

Sucks to hear about Joey Styles getting released.

Listening to his last interview right now.

 

[jmdajr]

Dudely's on pre-show called Neville....mighty mouse

 

[Man God]

Not me. In space, nobody can hear you getting rolled up.

 

[Glory Fades]

I miss Emma.

How bad was her injury, What was it again? Back?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Who is in on this No Man's Sky action tomorrow? Blue, Mahoney, myself and...?

Nah, I don't have VR.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Tonight is the night, compas!

 

[Bluekaveli]

I wonder when we'll get PIP back

 

[Brian_FETO]

That "LAST TIME ON RAW" bumper was tight

 

[SallyIsNow]

That stupid ass line us as cheap as Roman saying bitch.

 

[Bluekaveli]

That stupid ass line us as cheap as Roman saying bitch.

Beat yo ass?

 

[The Elite]

That "LAST TIME ON RAW" bumper was tight

Needs to be a weekly thing. That's great.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Can Owens powerbomb the singing cunt?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Sasha still last? Awesome!

 

[SallyIsNow]

Beat yo ass?

"The only thing you're getting handed to you is your ass"

 

[Cagey]

Unrelated to Raw but I've just now realized the Broken Matt Hardy accent is a ripoff of Zoolander.

 

[avengers23]

CWC Round 1 standings:

Best Match: Gargano vs Ciampa
Worst Match: Noam Dar vs Gurv Sihra
Favorite Performance: Akira Tozawa (just rewatched his match with Kenneth Johnson - he was sloppy and botching spots left and right but Tozawa somehow made that match good!)
Least-Favorite Performance: Ho Ho Lun
Biggest Surprise: Mustafa Ali or Sean Maluta
Biggest Disappointment: ZSJ

edit:

fuck, it's going to be Ho Ho Lun vs. Noam Dar in the 2nd round

Dar was definitely sloppy, and they never got on the same page in that match. He'll be forced to keep it simple against Lun, which might be a good thing.

 

[vatstep]

It's twenty to Juan

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Puffy in 2016