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[Cheat Code]

What the fuck is a Twitter trogdolite.

What are you on about Mauro.

Just call the fucking match.

 

[Bluekaveli]

A bleep, I've heard it all

 

[korly]

Vince is clearly paying attention to Smackdown now. What a shame!
Plus, JBL just makes everything worse.

I'd pay $10 a month to be able to mute just JBL.

 

[Fitts]

A Marco Ruas mention on a wrestling show? I love Mauro's wrestling commentary. Can't stand him in MMA but this is definitely his calling.

 

[somedevil]

She's over because she's likable, a good wrestler and really hot. Her losing a lot while being likable means it gets her more over as an underdog.
The gear doesn't really matter at all.

Yep, she was the one that got the women division going again after it stalled out with all those tag matches.

Plus people forget Bryan got over the same way. He was exactly not winning alot after that 18 second lost. Plus he was one taking all the pins during the feud with the shield and still got more over.

 

[Morfeo]

It's the same problem as the tag division. Only six tag teams and six female wrestlers with several of them either new to the main roster or severely underutilized on the old roster.

Squash matches and/or tournaments are badly needed.

A no-nonsense tournament would be cool to estabish the new championship, that is always hype and a good way to create some much needed hierarchy. They also needs to just brng up more of them. Bayley and Asuka at least.

 

[Tagyhag]

What the fuck is a Twitter trogdolite.

What are you on about Mauro.

Just call the fucking match.

It's too late, The Vince has burrowed too deep into his ear.

We lost another one wresslegaf.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Mil mascaras might be the best name for a wrestler ever

 

[Jimmy King]

 

[ramoisdead]

Dr. Shelby name drop.

 

[Master_Funk]

Lol, was waiting for this .

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I haven't heard commentary talk up Bob Orton this much since the Randy/Taker feud

 

[Colocho]

Eva the better red head in the ring.

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is ridiculous. And the best part, it screws Becky.

As long as they keep shitting on Becky like this, women's division on Smackdown looking way better than Raw.

Yeah unfortunately that's the negative effect of it.

I might have missed a few, but I think she might have peed on your cornflakes or something, why would someone hate Queen Becky so much?

 

[Jimmy King]

Vintage Cole

 

[Bluekaveli]

The announcement table will break Orton again

 

[Savitar]

This commentator is so much better than cole.

 

[Oersted]

The battle lines have been drawn, and Roman Reigns will be the latest Superstar to step to U.S. Champion Rusev in a fight for the star-spangled championship at SummerSlam, live Sunday, Aug. 21, only on the award-winning WWE Network.

Since regaining the United States Championship, Rusev has resumed his one-man reign of terror as though it never stopped. The Super Athlete has demolished all comers in both championship matches and otherwise, and left a trail of destruction in his wake that has claimed Superstars both big (Mark Henry) and small (Kalisto). Such a run has left the WWE Universe questioning whether anyone can thwart The Bulgarian Brute’s dominance and bring the U.S. Championship back to its homeland.

Reigns, on the other hand, is in win-now mode after a series of unfortunate twists knocked him off his post-WrestleMania perch and landed the WWE World Championship on Dean Ambrose’s SmackDown Live and not Reigns’ own Raw roster. Targeting the self-dubbed “unbeatable” Super Athlete isn’t just a way to get the ex-champion back to his winning ways; it’s a chance to once again establish himself among the Team Red elite. Winning one for America probably doesn’t hurt, either, and Reigns already obtained a mental edge over the champion by humiliating Rusev and his new bride, Lana, during their wedding toast on Raw.

Will Rusev’s U.S. Title honeymoon continue on to the fall? Or will the Samoan Superman play the role of Captain America and strip The Super Athlete of his championship gold?

Beautiful. Couldn't get more in your face even if you tried.

 

[Uno Venova]

You might as well rename Orton's finisher to include "Out of Nowhere".

 

[Ithil]

I might have missed a few, but I think she might have peed on your cornflakes or something, why would someone hate Queen Becky so much?

She reminds him of that girl in school who turned him down.

Spoiler

Last week

 

[Morfeo]

Im probably overthinking this, but I feel they have a decent thing going with the "Power Rankings" that they put on the wwwe.com. Now, they should start making the calculation of them more transparant, and give out points and such to winners of random matches so that they would start meaning something more. You know, like in a real sport that this is supposed to represent. That would also force an end to the 50/50 booking.

 

[Jimmy King]

Lol look at HAMs

 

[SallyIsNow]

She reminds him of that girl in school who turned him down.

Spoiler

Last week

 

[Skatterd]

YES!
HEATH "FREE AGENT" SLATER!

 

[Jimmy King]

Holy shit this is the best backstage segment.

 

[gaiadyne]

Lol this desperation

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Oh right Rhyno is apparently really politically active.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE, RHYNO! SLATER HAS TO PROVIDE FOR HIS 7 KIDS!

 

[Ithil]

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No, that's what he's doing. Keep up.

 

[Cheat Code]

Give Heath the win, why the fuck not.

 

[ramoisdead]

Heath should've went with in-ground.

Also like the "Free Agent" shirt.

 

[Guzim]

Haha, Rhyno not letting down the constituents down!!!

 

[Master Thespian]

Heath asking Rhyno to work a worked match has worked me into a shoot, brothers

LOL, no love for the above ground pool

 

[Bluekaveli]

2 4 lol this is good. Poor heathy.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Good writing there

 

[Morfeo]

I might have missed a few, but I think she might have peed on your cornflakes or something, why would someone hate Queen Becky so much?

I feel like there has been a big shift in the wrasslin threads lately, she was much more over her around Royal Rumble during her feud with Charlotte. But yeah, I dont get it either, she is easily my favorite woman on the roster.

 

[ReiGun]

Heath just trying to eat man.

 

[Morfeo]

Heath asking Rhyno to work a worked match has worked me into a shoot, brothers

LOL, no love for the above ground pool

Lol. This was a great segment. I really like this Heath Slater-gimmick. And Rhyno genuinely looks like a monster, looking forward to see how they are using him.

 

[Fitts]

So help me understand Orton's character. Is he a face? Because he does illegal heel stuff and cowardly shit like when he cheap shotted Brock in the video package. Or is he supposed to be an "antihero" like Austin was? He certainly lacks the cool factor. He's more... weasely.

 

[Anth0ny]

HEY PHIL

 

[Sibersk Esto]

So help me understand Orton's character. Is he a face? Because he does illegal heel stuff and cowardly shit like when he cheap shotted Brock in the video package. Or is he supposed to be an "antihero" like Austin was? He certainly lacks the cool factor. He's more... weasely.

Going for the antihero thing

 

[Guzim]

Miz vs Scooby-Doo at Summerslam.

 

[Sou Da]

Scooby confirmed god tier Babyface.

 

[Jimmy King]

So help me understand Orton's character. Is he a face? Because he does illegal heel stuff and cowardly shit like when he cheap shotted Brock in the video package. Or is he supposed to be an "antihero" like Austin was? He certainly lacks the cool factor. He's more... weasely.

Antihero. Can't you tell by the tats?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Give Miz all the awards

 

[Cheat Code]

Lol, Heath's scrub-ass vignette.

 

[MC Safety]

The Mystery Machine doesn't have door handles?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

SCOOBY DOO!
WHERE!
ARE!
YOU?

saved that segment.

 

[Morfeo]

Lol another golden Miz-segment. Now we need a match against Scooby Doo on Summerslam!

 

[ramoisdead]

Ummm...that was not awesome, Miz.

But Heath's theme is.

#PushHeath

 

[Ithil]

Well that took a turn I wasn't expecting.