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[DJChuy]

Can't he unlock the van from the inside?

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Aug. 9, 2016

1. Zach
2. Anth0ny
3. TarpitCarnivore
4. DoctorWho
5. Chamber
6. Sibersk Esto
7. Bluekaveli
8. Fox318
9. korly
10. blackaroni
11. Aiii
12. NeoGAF Vince McMahon
13. Hasney
14. FlammableD
15. UberTag
16. Raw64life
17. slightconfuse
18. Kaladin
19. whatevermort
20. Kurita
21. Recall
22. mariachi507
23. avengers23
24. Morfeo
25. 31GhostsIV

Dropped from the rankings: klonere

Just seeing this now. I feel honored to be amongst the top contenders.

 

[SallyIsNow]

HEY PHIL

GOAT

 

[Morfeo]

So help me understand Orton's character. Is he a face? Because he does illegal heel stuff and cowardly shit like when he cheap shotted Brock in the video package. Or is he supposed to be an "antihero" like Austin was? He certainly lacks the cool factor. He's more... weasely.

I hope he is going for the jobber-thing.

 

[Master Thespian]

Man, fuck Rhyno. He wants to make sure Flint's water stays contaminated

Spoiler

I have no receipts for this

. Lesgo Heath baybaaaaaay

 

[Guzim]

Since Heath is a free agent, does that mean he doesn't get paid to wrestle Rhyno?

 

[Fitts]

Going for the antihero thing

That's what I figured. I like the vids of him suplexing helicopters and stuff. They should just build his character on that.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

GORE

GORE

GORE

 

[Morfeo]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Aug. 9, 2016

1. Zach
2. Anth0ny
3. TarpitCarnivore
4. DoctorWho
5. Chamber
6. Sibersk Esto
7. Bluekaveli
8. Fox318
9. korly
10. blackaroni
11. Aiii
12. NeoGAF Vince McMahon
13. Hasney
14. FlammableD
15. UberTag
16. Raw64life
17. slightconfuse
18. Kaladin
19. whatevermort
20. Kurita
21. Recall
22. mariachi507
23. avengers23
24. Morfeo
25. 31GhostsIV

Dropped from the rankings: klonere

Hey, I am on this. I guess its the number of posts? Or is it incomprehensible like the official Power Rankings?

 

[KissVibes]

I absolutely love the goofiness and trolling of Smackdown. Folks writing this actually having fun with it is refreshing.

General Manager Daniel Bryan is the king of fun and playful.

 

[Zach]

Stranger Things was mediocre.

 

[somedevil]

Since Heath is a free agent, does that mean he doesn't get paid to wrestle Rhyno?

Well he might paid a 1,000 if he loses like the jobbers that face Braun.

 

[Wagram]

I should start DVRing Smackdown. This shits even worse than Raw.

 

[Morfeo]

"I had to watch my wallet now that he is a politician". Lol at that political propagando on Smackdown.

 

[Jimmy King]

HE'S GOT FUCKING KIDS ASSHOLE!

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

FIRE THIS REF!!!

 

[Guzim]

Heath, you had that!!!

 

[ramoisdead]

It sucks that Heath lost but it's good because he gets to still be the best free agent the WWE has ever seen.

Also, I could see a political gimmick for Rhyno.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Stranger Things was mediocre.

Said Zack

Spoiler

I have not seen it yet

 

[kirblar]

The commentary was hilarious for that match.

 

[Bluekaveli]

13 18 kids lol, this match was better than raw as a whole

 

[Zach]

For the last time, I apologize for working you all into a shoot with the Power Rankings! I just listed posters before me! It was all just to teach klonere a lesson!

Stupid klonere always ruining our lives...

 

[spindashing]

 

[Fitts]

I like that Rhino is in politics now. He straight up spit in the face of some dude sitting in front of me at an ECW show back in the day.

 

[Cheat Code]

I fucking hate Morgan Freeman.

 

[Kusagari]

I have a friend that wants to see this shit just because of "Morgan Freeman with dreads"

 

[Morfeo]

The right result definitely. Heath has a great gimmick being a free agent, and Rhyno could put his political involvment into his already pretty monstrous character. Looking forward to both of them going forward!

 

[Bluekaveli]

Fuck Ben Hur, I'll bend his back and break it. Make him humble.

 

[UberTag]

JBL is shit awful but he's not the one encouraging Mauro taking a break from proper commentary every thirty seconds to slip in a reference to Suicide Squad. How long will it before we start getting

"Becky Lynch is on fire like she's playing Mercy in Overwatch!"

Well, naturally... that nonsense is entirely on Vince.

 

[Morfeo]

For the last time, I apologize for working you all into a shoot with the Power Rankings! I just listed posters before me! It was all just to teach klonere a lesson!

Stupid klonere always ruining our lives...

Clever, definitely worked me into an unexpected shoot.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Lex Luger overselling.

 

[Cheat Code]

Well, naturally... that nonsense is entirely on Vince.

From what I've heard people say about his other commentary, it actually isn't. Vince may be encouraging it more but Mauro always did this shit, just never as much.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Btw OwensisNow is still in the 6th grade and he's 18. Jbl was right

 

[darkside31337]

noooooooooo what are you doing

 

[Skatterd]

Someone watched Suicide Squad last weekend.

 

[Guzim]

Heath :-(

 

[Master Thespian]

I love this angle.

EDIT: Welp.

 

[gaiadyne]

Heath Blowing it Lol

 

[TheStruggler]

heath

 

[Jimmy King]

HEAAAAAAATH WHYYYYYY YOU WERE SO CLOSE

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

HEATH!

just listen, man.

Those poor 9 kids.

 

[Morfeo]

7 kids now. Heath rocking this gimmick!

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

So is Smackdown better than RAW b/c I could barely make it through RAW this morning

 

[Bluekaveli]

Heath worked himself into a shoot

 

[Ithil]

Carmella's music sucks.

 

[dream]

Oh man, poor Carmella. The fans are just staring blankly at her.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Producer getting fancy with that camera screen shot

 

[SallyIsNow]

Btw OwensisNow is still in the 6th grade and he's 18. Jbl was right

 

[Dick Justice]

Please get jumped again.

 

[Uno Venova]

So is Smackdown better than RAW b/c I could barely make it through RAW this morning

It's much better, it's just looser and more fun.

Oh man, poor Carmella. The fans are just staring blankly at her.

Man, it's really hard watching her cut those promos to the reactions of an empty room week after week,