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[Dunedain_Ranger]

Well that was just bad

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Lmao orton looks bored as fuck

His I don't give a fuck pose is perfect then

 

[Shiv47]

Lmao orton looks bored as fuck

So does the crowd

 

[Jimmy King]

That mainstream press, from Time (dot com): Jon Stewart Will Host a Giant Wrestling Competition

 

[Hidden One]

Jobber entrance for Cesaro?

 

[Fox318]

Honestly the more I think about that Women's match the angrier I get.

The Women of NXT could be stars if they were able to be themselves.

Instead they are forced to carry the dead weight of the Bellas and the supermodel/reality show based division instead of a division based on wrestling talent and charisma.

 

[real_slime]

i actually liked that hyping intro for summerslam

steph and hhh look hungry to make this a big deal, it's fun

 

[Fox318]

That mainstream press, from Time (dot com): Jon Stewart Will Host a Giant Wrestling Competition

that's what happens when you get a culture writer to write about wrestling.

 

[GoldandBlue]

That mainstream press, from Time (dot com): Jon Stewart Will Host a Giant Wrestling Competition

Vince must be shitting his pants in rage.

 

[Jimmy King]

that's what happens when you get a culture writer to write about wrestling.

Vince must be shitting his pants in rage.

The best part, no mention of the WWE Network, just:

SummerSlam will be a four-hour pay-per-view broadcast from Brooklyn’s Barclay’s Center on Sunday.

 

[UberTag]

This is terrible. Let the wrestlers hype up their own matches with storyline and promos.

Can't have that. Then they'd get over.

 

[somedevil]

Does Cesaro jacket say 2 Swiss?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

WWE SUMMERSLAM

WATCH AS ALL OF THESE FEUDS CONSISTING SOLELY OF MATCHES WITH EACH OTHER COME TO A HEAD WITH ANOTHER MATCH.

 

[real_slime]

I sometimes dip into the wrestling forum on somethingawful and man, these fellas are full of self-loathing and crtiicism for the kid friendly action show they watch every week

i'm glad wrasslegaf has a better attitude about itself

their take on jon stewart hosting summerslam?
'desperate and sad'

views on stephanie
'off!!!!'

come on folks. they're trying to make it a big deal. it's all good. it's like 2 wrestlemanias a year.

 

[Jimmy King]

Sheamus sucks.

 

[The Main Event]

Fat Owens Fat LOL

 

[Hidden One]

Glad to see fans doing the whole Cesaro section thing weekly.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Does Cesaro jacket say 2 Swiss?

2 Swiss 2 Be Champ

 

[ChosenPredator]

all those cesaro signs

 

[MC Safety]

that's what happens when you get a culture writer to write about wrestling.

I'd lay odds the writer of the piece did not write the headline. Most reputable publications have copy editors who do that stuff.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I still consider Rollins Mr. Money in the Bank.

 

[Fox318]

There is so much in that area of the business right now, fox. Refering to them as divas, for one, is a start. Perhaps somewhat sexist as they arent refering to the men as dudebros.

They need to start adhering to stage names and treating that roster just like any other.

#feministrantover

But it goes deeper into having a senile old man running the company and a sexiset as the excutive producer.

I mean they take these women that got over on NXT and have them film horrible scripted promos where they aren't allowed to stare at the camera or even talk with each other.

For all the Vince talks about talent not stepping up they really fucking have when you consider that they lose their first and last names or any human relate-ability.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[BronsonLee]

Are they chanting You Look Stupid
RESPECT THE HAWK

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

i actually liked that hyping intro for summerslam

steph and hhh look hungry to make this a big deal, it's fun

It was different and makes Summerslam seem more important. I enjoyed it.

 

[KingBroly]

Fat Owens Fat LOL

Eat Owens Eat
Buffet Owens Buffet

 

[Jimmy King]

Sheamus with that struggle catch phrase.

 

[JTripper]

 

[Jimmy King]

CesarOVER

 

[Sibersk Esto]

SHEAMUS AND ORTON ARE IN A DEEPLY PERSONAL FEUD, JUST WAITING TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART

*proceeds to have a slow and boring meetup in the ring*

 

[The Elite]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

 

[Valentus]

please dont run????

LOL

 

[Fox318]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

 

[Heroman]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

Some dudes on Reddit

 

[KingBroly]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

Some guy on reddit.

 

[somedevil]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

A guy at reddit.

 

[jinxthejiv]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

I think it was a fan that started. he Printed out hundreds of signs and gave them out at a show. i guess it just took off from there.

 

[aspiegamer]

Cesaro is over as hell right now. Wow. Give that guy on Reddit who originally had the Cesaro Section sign idea an award.

 

[UberTag]

SHEAMUS AND ORTON ARE IN A DEEPLY PERSONAL FEUD, JUST WAITING TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART

*proceeds to have a slow and boring meetup in the ring*

There will be subtext in those restholds that goes far deeper than we can truly ever appreciate.

 

[Jimmy King]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

He sucks.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

Basically. He had like 16 consecutively boring matches with del rio.

 

[Fox318]

Who came up with Cesaro Section?

guys on reddit

now every week a few fans print out a few thousand signs and hand them out to people walking into the arena.

 

[real_slime]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

i also didn't watch then either but i understand that was the case

 

[Heroman]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

His face character was really boring.

 

[Phatmac]

Gotta love the Cesaro section!

 

[KingBroly]

What sucks about the Cesaro section is that because WWE didn't come up with it, they resent Cesaro and the fans for it, and make it less likely that they'll push him.

They're vindictive people.

 

[Colocho]

I love how the Cesaro Section wasn't even WWE's doing and it's been the biggest thing as of lately to get someone over.

 

[Fox318]

I didn't know Sunny could sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHIGrwiyBI

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I wasn't watching much wrestling when Shaemus was getting his original push but he's pretty fucking good in this roll.

He has a good look, good workrate, moveset, and is pretty good with his promos.

Why was he hated for so long? Did they make him Irish Cena?

He was really boring.

He's still really boring.

He's only good at showing damage.

 

[BronsonLee]

Is the Cesaro Section like the DiBiase Posse
Do I get free food for being in it