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[Ultratech]

Are they going to have John win? Why would Johm win though? I'd rather Seth win

It's...quite possible barring some fuckery.

 

[OctoMan]

They keep saying only on wwe network, but it's on ppv too no?

 

[Jimmy King]

That was some serious unfortunate facial hair on that guy trying to take a selfie as Da Big Dawg came down the stairs.

 

[The Elite]

They keep saying only on wwe network, but it's on ppv too no?

Yeah, I think that is Vince's latest thing.

 

[Shiv47]

Maybe I'm just an old asshole, but I feel like Taker is goofy now. Probably always has been, but I didn't care before. I guess it's different because he really shouldn't be here in this state right now.

As a grown adult, I find it silly that other wrestlers are supposed to be legit scared of him. Give me a break.

 

[Heroman]

They keep saying only on wwe network, but it's on ppv too no?

It ppv, jbl mention it was on ppv a few weeks ago.

 

[Frecklestein]

They keep saying only on wwe network, but it's on ppv too no?

Yeah, but "WHY WOULDYA WANNA PAY $60 LIKE SOME JACKASS BRAIN DEAD POETATUH WHEN YA CAN WATCH IT ON THA DUB YA DUB YA E NETWORK FOR ONLY NIIINE NINDY NIGHN!?"

 

[jred2k]

Seth needs a statue of himself doing crossfit

He's already chiseled out of marble, FRAGGLE! Of course he should have a statue in every city we go to!

 

[real_slime]

I want to love Dean, but he's either shit in the ring or has had bad opponents, like Bray (who sucks top to bottom and I won't entertain the idea he doesn't)

 

[Frecklestein]

He's already chiseled out of marble, FRAGGLE! Of course he should have a statue in every city we go to!

Yeah, I agree JredBL! That way instead of all the lovely historical sculptures that were built by our founding fathers, the pigeons can use the Seth statues for their toilet!

 

[jred2k]

Its actually gotten 4 weeks of build. 2 weeks of it has been Cena out because of his nose. Got to give them credit they actually built up this Summerslam very well compared to years past.

My excitement for Summer Slam has also been heightened by the fact that it feels like its been a while since a PPV. Way different than backin June when we got one every two weeks and they just feltlike another show.

 

[Jimmy King]

I want to love Dean, but he's either shit in the ring or has had bad opponents, like Bray (who sucks top to bottom and I won't entertain the idea he doesn't)

this is right

 

[Shiv47]

I want to love Dean, but he's either shit in the ring or has had bad opponents, like Bray (who sucks top to bottom and I won't entertain the idea he doesn't)

He's shit in the ring.

 

[somedevil]

I guess Vince new thing is taking Byron's chair away every week. Poor Guy.

 

[Karsha]

Why was BookerT taken out the commenting team? I think i missed it

 

[RP912]

Great now I want to see some Hansen matches.

 

[Heroman]

Why was BookerT taken out the commenting team? I think i missed it

He on tough enough.

 

[LycanXIII]

They keep saying only on wwe network, but it's on ppv too no?

It is, but a lot of providers have started dropping them because who wants to pay $50 for the PPV when the Network is $9.99?

 

[fu3lfr3nzy]

Reigns got a jobber entrance?

 

[Heroman]

Reigns got a jobber entrance?

no

 

[Intheflorsh]

I wish Cole would STOP with the emphasizing WORDS every five seconds.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I want to love Dean, but he's either shit in the ring or has had bad opponents, like Bray (who sucks top to bottom and I won't entertain the idea he doesn't)

Dean suffers from having a ton of passion but not a ton of ambition. He loves the fact that professional wrestling is this big goofy circus show, but he probably doesn't really look at things scientifically.

The positives to this is that Dean is really good at selling a feud because he can make you believe he wants to beat the other guy down because HE'S HAVING FUN MAGGLE

The negative to this is that in the ring, he'll mainly stick to what gets a pop. Still, I'm a fan of Ambrose because he's usually fun in some capacity.

 

[Frecklestein]

I wish Cole would STOP with the emphasizing WORDS every five seconds.

Oh C'MON!

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

Good for you, man. Keep them the hell away from pro-wrestling, be a good parent.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

Make sure you throw a tombstone in there

 

[JTripper]

I think we need an in-ring Byron Saxton chair story.

 

[FallingEdge]

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

see you at the start of hour 2

 

[British Monsoon]

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Good for you, man. Keep them the hell away from pro-wrestling, be a good parent.

My son who's about to turn 2 has a CM Punk action figure...

 

[Jimmy King]

Byron Saxton vs. JBL in a chairs match at WrestleMania. It'll rival Lawler/Cole.

 

[Fox318]

We need Jessie Ventura

 

[real_slime]

I kind of want to tune out atm but I don't want to miss a second of Brock/Taker

 

[CDiggity]

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

Put her in the Accolade. I hear that does the trick and you get a free flag

Spoiler

with Rusev's face on it

.

 

[jred2k]

Guys I have to step away from wrasslin here in a bit to make a baby...or attempt to anyway.

We're going for baby #2.

Make sure you think of Cesaro while you ejaculate. That sperm will uppercut it's way in to that egg.

Is that Chuck Taylor in the left?

 

[Frecklestein]

My son who's about to turn 2 has a CM Punk action figure...

Make sure he watches him get murdered in UFC

 

[real_slime]

bray wyatt should be luke harper's manager

 

[Guzim]

Cole just called the Michinoku Driver !!!!!

 

[truly101]

Byron Saxton vs. JBL in a chairs match at WrestleMania. It'll rival Lawler/Cole.

Saxton is terrible, almost Adamle bad.

 

[British Monsoon]

Is that Chuck Taylor in the left?

Yeah, and Ciampa on the right.

 

[Jimmy King]

VINCE: "GET ON YOUR KNEES SAXTON, GOD DAMN IT"

 

[Frecklestein]

Saxton is terrible, almost Adamle bad.

He's a complete non-factor that brings nothing new to the table. All he does is echo Cole and JBL.

 

[Toki767]

Weird commentary. Does he want Bray to interfere or something?

 

[Jimmy King]

Dean is actually terrible on commentary.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Bray Wyatt in an office chair. HE'S SO CREEPY MAGGLE!!!

 

[Sibersk Esto]

It's a shame Dean has a solid body because he could really work in a manager role putting guys over.

 

[truly101]

Ambrose is about on octave away from sounding like Rizzo the Rat

 

[Frecklestein]

Dean needs something to advance his character.

 

[NastyBook]

A better look at the second one, damn near took Tenryu's head off;

I really wish there was a wrestling manga that referenced this, OMG.

 

[Mizerman]

Dean is actually terrible on commentary.

He's alright when speaking directly.

When it comes to following up with JBL, Cole and Saxton, that's a different story.

 

[StoopKid]

So is the Rock back for summerslam?

Might actually watch.