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[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Hes dumb as doghshit and has an aura of douche about him..he actually tried to put money in my friends mouth like a pokie machine...thats how smashed he was....crown security were happy to see him blow thousands of dollars but he literally could not stand up properly
so we helped him out pretending to be his friends as buddy of mine is a tennis nut

he kept going on about porking famous women and the incredible amount of sluts that he has on his phone to bang at anytime.....he passed out when we got into fresh air and we had to use his thumb to unlock his phone and we used google to navigate to home but it was obviously set to some overseas location so we had to trawl his messages and we found a recent message from his nanna so we called it and she sent a dude to come and pick him up...the back of his car was decked out in plastic sheets which he got thrown into so he was either a serial killer or its a common thing...no news reports on him being missing so he must of got home

Also most of his messages were girls telling him to fuck off...he also had a fair amount of messages with dick pics ...which most were not his or he spray tans his dick black
he also had a fuckload of money in his bank account as there was a widget on his phone with the bank balance......we should of made some withdrawals but judging by the balance he could of paid someone to make us all disappear

Classic.

Growing up my brother played against Mark in pennant/state grade tennis, my brother got destroyed and I'll never forget the sound of Mark's serve up close and in person. It was a totally different thunderous sound. Mark's dad, Nick, was a piece of shit all the way back then too. I recall my brother breaking his serve on one occasion and Nick repeatedly slamming/rattling the metal fencing behind play. My old man told him to get fucked or we'd boot him (old man was convener that day). Mark was quite AF, hardly said a work, his old man rode him in all walks of his life.

 

[captainraincoat]

Classic.

Growing up my brother played against Mark in pennant/state grade tennis, my brother got destroyed and I'll never forget the sound of Mark's serve up close and in person. It was a totally different thunderous sound. Mark's dad, Nick, was a piece of shit all the way back then too. I recall my brother breaking his serve on one occasion and Nick repeatedly slamming/rattling the metal fencing behind play. My old man told him to get fucked or we'd boot him (old man was convener that day). Mark was quite AF, hardly said a work, his old man rode him in all walks of his life.

Yeah his serve was pretty impressive in its day but his off court attitude i think played a part in him forever being that guy who had the lego set but could never put it together
pretty sure his dad was a pedo.....
Edit Yep..double edit..he is married lol

Nick Philippoussis child rape charges dropped after stroke

Father of Australian tennis star Mark Philippoussis will no longer face trial in US because he is ‘completely incapacitated’

www.theguardian.com

And as someone asked when this was it was the weekend of the F1 GP last year so around March.....was a pretty good weekend...we met a few aussie celebs that weekend
met Mark Webber / Dusty martin and Trent Cotchin / the fat dude from masterchef who wears those ties / and Jamie Dunn....(the guy who was the Aggro puppet)

 

[Bullet Club]

Noble Park. What a weird place to make a movie.

 

[Bullet Club]

The ABC are coming to get us, cobbers.

Do you play video games too much or know someone who does? We want to hear from you

Four Corners wants to know more about how video gaming affects you. If you're a gamer, the partner, parent or friend of a gamer, or you work in the industry, we'd like to hear from you.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Aarbron]

Haha!

We have any bogans from the western suburbs of Melbourne here??

 

[KiNeMz]

Haha!

We have anyone bogans from the western suburbs of Melbourne here??

Here here

 

[ROMhack]

This is the best thread on the GAF

 

[MacReady13]

Haha!

We have any bogans from the western suburbs of Melbourne here??

Wouldn't classify myself as bogan, but def a western suburbs boy!

 

[KiNeMz]

NBN Delayed. ROFLLL

 

[Papa]

Don't you mean Invasion Day, chud

 

[John2290]

kill em all

Hey, now now. Calm down there, lad. Leave Isla Fisher out of your genocide.

 

[John2290]

Don't you mean Invasion Day, chud

You spend much of your time on ERA? Don't let it ruin you.

 

[Papa]

yes it's me hobbes

 

[Bullet Club]

Cheer Cheese...

 

[CertifiedKiwi]

Cheer Cheese...

Out of hundreds of options out there to rename this to, they chose Cheers

 

[KiNeMz]

Cheer Cheese...

unbelievable.

 

[Bullet Club]

They should have changed it to Boon.

Although that might be a bit too close to another racial word for the hippies.

 

[Greasy Caveman]

I shared a hostel with 2 Australians and they smelled really awful. Pls do better Cuckstralia

 

[Papa]

Cheer Cheese...

Saw an interview with the CEO on Sunrise this morning. He’s an American based in Florida. Keep your grievance politics to your own country, cunts.

 

[Papa]

I shared a hostel with 2 Australians and they smelled really awful. Pls do better Cuckstralia

Maybe don’t stay in hostels

 

[farmerboy]

Haha!

We have any bogans from the western suburbs of Melbourne here??

We talking the real western suburbs where men are men or what used to be considered western but are now overrun by latte sipping, green voting wankers?

 

[Aarbron]

Birds have a habit of outsmarting our politicians:

Investigation concludes Joe the pigeon had a fake US leg band and won't be executed

A pigeon declared a biosecurity risk after flying to Melbourne from the United States may get a reprieve after an American bird organisation declared its identifying leg band was fake.

www.abc.net.au

They should never underestimate them again:

 

[King of Foxes]

My wife was telling me a story this morning about how Australia wants to kill a pigeon that flew to Australia because its not a native bird.

I had a laugh i will admit

Edit* I see its already being discussed.

Austrālijā grib nogalināt balodi, kurš jaunu māju meklējumos šķērsoja Kluso okeānu

Austrālija nolēmusi piespriest nāvessodu kādam varonīgam un izmisušam balodim, kurš veica 13 tūkstošus kilometru tālu ceļu pāri visam Klusajam okeānam, lai Austrālijā rastu sev jaunas mājas. Diemžēl vai par laimi, bet varas iestādes nevēlas riskēt un pakļaut briesmām kontinenta unikālo faunu.

www.tvnet.lv

 

[Aarbron]

Bogan women like this scare the shit outta me. Rough as guts. Perhaps a good partner for Cunth.

‘It’s not a beach’: Magistrate takes aim at woman’s court attire

A magistrate told a woman “it’s not the beach” and she should wear something “more appropriate”, after she appeared in court wearing a singlet top, shorts and thongs.

www.news.com.au

 

[Bullet Club]

She's 25...

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Cheer Cheese...

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Maybe don’t stay in hostels

If you've never banged International girls you met in hostels in your 20s, you've never lived

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Bullet Club]

Never heard of them or the song.

 

[SatansReverence]

She's 25...

Maybe she's born with it,

Maybe it's methamphetamine.

 

[farmerboy]

Maybe she's born with it,

Maybe it's methamphetamine.

Holy shit

 

[Madevil]

She's 25...

Yeah can't even use the line she won't age well. Because she's already cancelled the process

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Never heard of them or the song.

Me either. I took a listen today and it's that same lo-fi, unremarkable nonsense that has plagued JJJ for the last 5-7 years. 10 seconds after I'd closed YouTube, I'd completely forgotten it. For some reason the kids love this sort of stuff now days.

The dude has like 800k subs on YT too

Can't believe Hypa Hypa didn't poll, that was easily the best song of 2020

 

[Bullet Club]

Her sister's name is Cheap Wine And A Three-day Growth.

 

[Bullet Club]

No deal.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[bitbydeath]

Saw this and thought WTF.

Something, something tentacle porn?

 

[Bullet Club]

Change it to Golden Shower.

 

[TwiztidElf]

Ultra conservatives and church groups agree. Rename that icecream with the offensive "gay" in the name.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Change it to Golden Shower.

Just call it happytime and let us make things even creepier. I vote we create anti-petitions with the worst shit names we can come up with and let the Internet outvote this PC bullshit every time. It might be worth McFloating it out there.

 

[haxan7]

Saw this and thought WTF.

Something, something tentacle porn?

Change it to Golden Shower.

That's enough Australia for me

 

[KiNeMz]

They already changed Coon cheese. FML.

 

[INC]

The time i spent living in Australia, one thing stands out the most, and thats most Australia's are massively racist, and extremely open about it.

 

[AJUMP23]

GOLDEN GAYTIME!

 

[Bullet Club]

Looks like our lovely Australian Politics thread is gone.

But we still have our less lovely Australian non-politics thread.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

 

[Torrent of Pork]

 

[FunkMiller]

The time i spent living in Australia, one thing stands out the most, and thats most Australia's are massively racist, and extremely open about it.

Let me guess... Rockhampton?

 

[FunkMiller]

Change it to Golden Shower.

I want to start a campaign to change the name Tim Tams to 'Shit Penguins' ... but hardly anybody knows what I'm on about