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[Wafflecakes]

At this rate she's gonna marry Justin Bieber next.

Lesbian marriages lol. Would be lol worthy.

 

[rvy]

Their music will be beyond horrible.

 

[Kyon]

Lesbian marriages lol. Would be lol worthy.

It's legal in Canada

 

[Solo]

Pretty sure he was porking her before it was even legal for him to do so :lol

 

[Phonomezer]

How appropriate, two pricks in a pod.

 

[Silexx]

@DownGoesBrown

Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger as part of an experiment to see if it's possible to genetically breed a worse song than "Free To Be".

 

[Grover Cleveland]

As long as they stay the fuck in Canada, I'm fine with it.

Actually I like my Canadian brethren too much to damn them to that supershit music.

Banish them both to Detroit.

 

[Wafflecakes]

It's legal in Canada

I am aware lol.

(Was not saying lesbian marriages are lol worthy...... worded it poorly but I has assumed most people would get the joke. Apparently not)

 

[SaintZ]

Lesbian marriages lol. Would be lol worthy.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

Girlfriend is one of my favorite songs, I loved it in Burnout Paradise.

 

[alr1ght]

Isn't he like 45?

edit: apparently I confused his age with his audience's.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Remember all those fears about the LHC accidentally creating a black hole and collapsing the Earth inward? These two are like that, but with musical talent.

Spoiler

Would still smang the fuck out of Avril though. No shit, I'd be the Monte to her Kagney Lynn Karter.

 

[Devolution]

Ugh now I have complicated in my head.

 

[Salvadora]

Is this like the Canadian royal wedding?

 

[G-Fex]

Good for Chad, he caught himself a nice one.

 

[spindashing]

um

 

[Verdre]

I like her second album. No regrets.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Oh, she's flipping me off. Oh, I'm so shocked and offended.

 

[neoism]

She looks 16 beside him

that 's probably what he thinks too...

 

[maquiladora]

Isn't he like 45?

37.

 

[Data West]

“A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together,” a pal of Avril’s reportedly told the mag.

This is the part you people should be scared of.

 

[SpectreFire]

Wat.

 

[BadAss2961]

Wasn't she dating or engaged to that Sum 41 butterface years ago?

Didn't even know it was over.

Sum 41 > Nickelback.

 

[maquiladora]

Good for Chad, he caught himself a nice one.

 

[SMT]

I loved her when I was a kiddy.

 

[Socreges]

Oh I just posted this in Pop GAF.

Like I said my queen can do so much better (but it is a step up from Derryk Whibley).

Why whould she do this?

http://i.minus.com/ibwTXJOFlshFSc.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]Pop GAF must be the most terrifying place on GAF. I think I'd rather be subjected to Furry GAF.

[quote="Wendel Clark, post: 41272871"]Next up, [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wROMy_TiqnQ&feature=plcp"]Choclair[/URL][/QUOTE]Always loved the girls in that video. Goodness gravy.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

Sum 41 > Nickelback.

do I want to shoot my left kneecap or my right kneecap

drink bleach or drink acid

 

[G-Fex]

hey hey she wanted to marry a Rockstar

 

[Ondore]

Is this like the Canadian royal wedding?

Nah, that's Paul Bissonnette and Paulina Gretzky.

 

[J.W.Crazy]

Wow this is so unbelievably fitting.

Also, I just want to say that I feel sorry for Kroeger. I've always disliked nickelback's music but they don't deserve the hate they get. No one deserves that kind of constant vitriol.

If you write a song like "Animal" when you're 30 you deserve whatever you get.

 

[SpectreFire]

Nah, that's Paul Bissonnette and Paulina Gretzky.

Over Wayne Gretzky's dead body.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

This seems so right

 

[Talon]

do I want to shoot my left kneecap or my right kneecap

drink bleach or drink acid

Cut off your dick or your balls?

 

[botty]

Avril's music is absolute shit when she is in love. Expecting Girlfriend Pt. 2 out of this.

 

[kittens]

Her faux rebelliousness is so fucking annoying.

And endless lols at the coupling.

 

[anaron]

A product of bad taste.

 

[LyleLanley]

The music that their child inevitably makes will surely be what brings about the end of the world.

 

[Ichabod]

“A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together,” a pal of Avril’s reportedly told the mag."

This is the part you people should be scared of.

THIS.

 

[Kazerei]

Nickelback - Trying Not to Love

New music video posted earlier today

 

[rCIZZLE]

I'm more interested in Caucasian Barkley on the right.

 

[ReiGun]

Someone told me that love would all save us. But how can that be? Look what love gave us.

Years later, and I still have no idea what he was talking about.

 

[madmook]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

Chill out, what're you yellin' for?

 

[arts&crafts]

I'm more interested in Caucasian Barkley on the right.

I thought the main character from Entourage cut his hair, but now that you mention it, he must be related to Barley.

 

[Stinkles]

Not going to lie. Headline made me straight up lol

 

[Conciliator]

Got damn Avril hasn't aged a day. She looks great.

Chad's face looks like one of those things where people mix pics of two celebrities and you get a weird looking baby.

 

[Chichikov]

Canada doesn't have that many people, you think they get so much bad music by luck?
No, they breed them, like China do with basketball players.

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

I was wondering how someone could downgrade from Sum 41 and Nickelback is just about the most cliched response to that question.

 

[Alucard]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

 

[Conciliator]

The best part of Avril Lavigne's career were all of her girly fans running around as if they'd just discovered "punk" because she was sold as that by the mainstream. I wasn't even a punk back in school but I had to roll my eyes at the shit so hard.

I remember the girl in front of me in some class had 'AVRIL ROOLZ!' on her backpack. A month later she literally crossed out 'ROOLZ!' and wrote 'SUCKS!' Oh, to be young...

 

[krae_man]

I heard that she was eyeing Colin Mochrie.

That would be a step up.