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[BertramCooper]

A match made in Canada.

 

[Trojita]

lol someone on GAF was Chad Kroeger's roommate.

 

[Buddha Beam]

Oh, she's flipping me off. Oh, I'm so shocked and offended.

That's because she's a badass.

Spoiler

Their child's music will likely be the worst thing ever known to man someday. Not even The Singularity will save us.

 

[rCIZZLE]

If you stare enough at it, blue color suddenly becomes the color of her skin, mmmmm...

Sounds like an experiment worth my time.

 

[Zzoram]

You guys are ridiculous.

Both had catchy songs. Avril is hot.

 

[btrboyev]

he's 10 years older than her.

also that guy has the cheapest head of all time.

 

[Zekes!]

As a Canadian this is extremely important news to me

 

[alterno69]

I have to admit i like her a lot, i love her first two albums but after that it is pure crap.
Such a waste

 

[Strike]

Good for them. They will continue to make terrible music together.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

You guys are ridiculous.

Both had catchy songs. Avril is hot.

I know one song from each of them. Sk8er Boi and Hero, the Spider-man 1 theme.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

All my life I've been good but now
I'm thinking, what the hell?
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about

If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now
Whoa, what the hell?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

She still flipping off the camera? That stop being rebellious when you were 14

 

[The Bookerman]

Hope she likes stones getting thrown at her, cause that's what Kroeger usually gets while on he's on stage.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Is that Joey in the photograph with them? If so, what the hell is on his head?

I laughed. Ugh, such a cringe worthy pairing

 

[Medalion]

Avril honey nooooooo

Chad must has some powerful mojo, he got George Costanza in his latest video, and now married Avril

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Keep it in the home country. Werrd.

 

[Jitters]

I keep forgetting to watch the Costanza video.

 

[Count Dookkake]

She's still a cutie.

Here's hoping she breaks free of the spell.

 

[Claude]

lol someone on GAF was Chad Kroeger's roommate.

What?

 

[freenudemacusers]

As a Canadian this is extremely important news to me

Will their wedding date be made a national holiday? Will there be commemorative bags of milk? Collectible bags of ketchup chips?

 

[Platy]

Avril Lavigne Thread ?

One more reason to post this glorious piece of youtube

It's like a less talented, less attractive version of Christina Scabbia

Say what you want about her looks, but what that girl does with her voice made even a friend who is a voice therapist go "OMFG =O"

 

[Supermanisdead]

Will their wedding date be made a national holiday? Will there be commemorative bags of milk? Collectible bags of ketchup chips?

wait, americans dont have ketchup chips? wtf. wtf.

 

[cruets]

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

ketchup chips what the fuck? is this a real thing canadians eat?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

A cute little piece of ass right there.

Yep

 

[blame space]

in canada they call macaroni and cheese "kraft dinner"

 

[Medalion]

If I had a million dollars...

 

[Arment]

Lucky man.

 

[Supermanisdead]

ketchup chips what the fuck? is this a real thing canadians eat?

they dont even taste good but it seems like a shock that the us wouldnt have them. they are the kind of shit people would eat while chugging faygo.

 

[Zekes!]

Will their wedding date be made a national holiday? Will there be commemorative bags of milk? Collectible bags of ketchup chips?

We'll replace the Queen's image on our currency with a depiction of their marriage photo

 

[Rorschach]

You're so hardcore, Avril!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

fucking gross

 

[Videoneon]

I think they deserve each other because I don't like the music of either, some of the most "watered-down" rock stars ever, but...it's such a repulsive pairing.

Not that I'm going to be paying attention after today, but I do hope they don't get all cheesy with each other and start singing in each other's songs, always touring together and appearing in each other's music videos, play fighting in interviews etc.

 

[Zekes!]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-huoGf-7t7-A/T-3s7lgHgdI/AAAAAAAAAnc/e8wcRZjZbCE/s1600/1llxo7we_small.jpg

fucking gross

You have zero idea what you're talking about yo

 

[FO-totality]

oh god the horrible music their love will spawn

the world will never be ready

 

[freenudemacusers]

fucking gross

You just sparked a border war

 

[tch]

God I'm fucking sick of the Nickelback hate bandwagon. It's played. Like the only thing worse than Nickelback is jokes making fun of Nickelback. But seriously.

 

[Femmeworth]

I give it a year.

 

[Josh7289]

fucking gross

They taste like french fries. I've had them a lot in the past in the US. I didn't even know they were known as a Canadian thing...

 

[Medalion]

Avril could always cheat on Chad with the guy from Gob

 

[Red_Man]

This made me legit LOL pretty hard.

Can't believe I never thought about this scenario before....seems so weird yet so natural.

 

[ThisWreckage]

She has abysmal taste in men. Wasn't some reality show loser mooching off of her in her last relationship? She's banging though. Great body. I guess chicks really do dig guys that are in a band...even if it barely qualifies as a band.

 

[Devolution]

She has abysmal taste in men. Wasn't some reality show loser mooching off of her in her last relationship? She's banging though. Great body. I guess chicks really do dig guys that are in a band...even if it barely qualifies as a band.

Don't measure the rest of us by groupies and this idiot, thanks.

 

[Valnen]

Wow this is so unbelievably fitting.

Also, I just want to say that I feel sorry for Kroeger. I've always disliked nickelback's music but they don't deserve the hate they get. No one deserves that kind of constant vitriol.

I felt this way too until he came out about how he felt about music games.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Of course that dude's name is Chad. He literally could not have any other name.

As someone who knows a Chad, I have to agree. Chads, man.......

 

[waypoetic]

Ugh i hate chicks who flips the bird in photos.

 

[Bob White]

This is up there with other manufactured couples like Lana Del Ray "dating" Axl Rose. Fuck this PR bullshit. And it's always the fucking no talent d-bags that seem to do it.

"You wanna hear some rock music or you wanna go home?"

Go fuck yourself, Chad.

 

[Parallax]

they dont even taste good but it seems like a shock that the us wouldnt have them. they are the kind of shit people would eat while chugging faygo.

What is faygo? Ive heard it referrenced before and thought it was a slur.

 

[Kevtones]

The Canadian TMZ website is down! What a story!

 

[Vyrance]

Be ashamed Canada, be very ashamed