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[Dilbert]

The last couple of days, it seems like I've ended up in perfectly normal situations...which made me feel inexplicably awkward:

1) Saturday night, I went with a couple of girls to a bar to watch my friend's band play and basically get hammered. The men's room at this bar, however, is about the size of a closet -- no exaggeration -- which meant there were times I was stuck standing next to some guy waiting to wash my hands, or even leave the stall (no room to pass by without contact). Being in the men's room is vaguely odd as it is...being forced to stand there waiting for something is just incredibly weird.

2) Yesterday, while at the mall, I remembered that I needed to buy some new underwear. Is there ANYTHING more awkward than buying underwear? To find the particular size/style/color that you're looking for, you have look at all the packages (no pun intended) with airbrushed photos of buffed-out guys in nut-snugglers...and then the guy behind the counter gives you a strange look like, "Oh, so THAT'S what you wear. Hmmm."

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

Do any of these situations bother you?

 

[Ecrofirt]

going out to eat alone would bother me. Other than that, I have no problems with any of those situations.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

That one does, that's why I never go to nice restaurants alone. I don't give a fuck about eating fast food alone though.

 

[demon]

2) Yesterday, while at the mall, I remembered that I needed to buy some new underwear. Is there ANYTHING more awkward than buying underwear? To find the particular size/style/color that you're looking for, you have look at all the packages (no pun intended) with airbrushed photos of buffed-out guys in nut-snugglers...and then the guy behind the counter gives you a strange look like, "Oh, so THAT'S what you wear. Hmmm."

I never buy packaged underwear (boxers), mostly for that very reason. And yeah, I hate those fucking pictures.

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

I too never go to restaurants alone....at least ones where you're waited on. I feel too much like a loser. Even though I am a bit of a social loser, every time I'm at a real restaurant with someone and see someone at a table by themself, I always think, "gee, that guy has no one to eat with, what a loser". Which is kind of sad, since I can count the number of times I went to the caffeteria in college with other people on my hands.

 

[Pochacco]

[1] is weird...and gross.
[2] isn't that weird, unless you were shopping for womens' underwear I always wondered about those pictures though... perhaps women buy more men's underwear than men do. I don' t know.
[3] depends on the restaurant imo. I seldom eat alone at a restaurant (i.e. not fastfood). I've done it a few times. It's more lonely than anything. When I'm alone, I usually go for something fast and cheap. The primary reason most people go out to eat is not for the food, but for the social contact.

 

[kumanoki]

4) Once while playing pool with a friend of mine in a local bar, these two women come up and put down quarters. We were like, okay, cool- doubles game. I told my friend that it shouldn't be too long before we'd be able to play another one-on-one game of eight ball. All of the sudden, I'm getting the icy look of death from these women. "Oh, so we'll be easy to beat, huh? Won't take long, huh? Oh, so you're saying women can't play pool, huh? Sexist asshole." What? I've never been called that before in my life. My friend and I win the game, and go back to playing one-on one. The women go over to their boyfriends and start pouting and pointing at me and my friend. Then, the guys puff up their chests and walk over. "I hear you called my girlfriend a bitch." What? Wh-what? Lame. My friend and I ditch. Awkward.

 

[Chrono]

2) Yesterday, while at the mall, I remembered that I needed to buy some new underwear. Is there ANYTHING more awkward than buying underwear? To find the particular size/style/color that you're looking for, you have look at all the packages (no pun intended) with airbrushed photos of buffed-out guys in nut-snugglers...

I HATE buying underwear and those pictures. I went to a store the other day a few times then said fuck it and ordered from Amazon.

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

Oh god. The last time I've done that I swore that I'll never allow it to happen again. Just reading your post brought it all back. >_<

Fast food is no problem though...

 

[draven]

1) Doesn't bother me that much.

2) Yeah, that sucks. Helps to know exactly what you're looking for so you spend as little time as possible. I also usually buy/need socks and other stuff from that area anyway.

3) Happens to me a lot, but I usually use:
<Snipped picture of GBASP Classic>

Then again, you can always start up a conversation with the waitress by asking things about the general area, just to state the fact that you are travelling and to also get some genuine info on the area.

 

[xsarien]

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

If I'm eating alone, I make sure to have a magazine or book with me. It's amazing how much it changes the wait staff's perception of you, in addition to making you feel less loser-ish. Even if you're just pretending to read, it at least gives you something to do while waiting for your food other than sit quietly and look like a shmo.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

4) Once while playing pool with a friend of mine in a local bar, these two women come up and put down quarters. We were like, okay, cool- doubles game. I told my friend that it shouldn't be too long before we'd be able to play another one-on-one game of eight ball. All of the sudden, I'm getting the icy look of death from these women. "Oh, so we'll be easy to beat, huh? Won't take long, huh? Oh, so you're saying women can't play pool, huh? Sexist asshole." What? I've never been called that before in my life. My friend and I win the game, and go back to playing one-on one. The women go over to their boyfriends and start pouting and pointing at me and my friend. Then, the guys puff up their chests and walk over. "I hear you called my girlfriend a bitch." What? Wh-what? Lame. My friend and I ditch. Awkward.

You should've fucking gone Jackie CHan on his ass.

"no wheit, is all a mistake! You don undertsan--" *big guy pulls out gun. You kick it to yourself from his hands only to accidentally release the clip. Commence running up the side of a wall before defending yourself with a poll cue*

 

[Dilbert]

If I'm eating alone, I make sure to have a magazine or book with me. It's amazing how much it changes the wait staff's perception of you, in addition to making you feel less loser-ish. Even if you're just pretending to read, it at least gives you something to do while waiting for your food other than sit quietly and look like a shmo.

I had the new issue of Fence, and it didn't make any difference.

 

[White Man]

You want an awkward underwear story? In May or June of last year, I had an existential crisis of epic proportions when I realized that medium boxer briefs were too big. I had to move down to small. Talk about feeling inadequate.

 

[demon]

You want an awkward underwear story? In May or June of last year, I had an existential crisis of epic proportions when I realized that medium boxer briefs were too big. I had to move down to small. Talk about feeling inadequate.

Because of waist size or the other thing? wait I don't wanna know...

 

[White Man]

Because of waist size or the other thing? wait I don't wanna know...

After that life-altering day, I consumed nothing but Listerine, Robitussin, and Ding Dongs for weeks, my friend.

 

[Gek54]

Buying tampons, condoms and lube at the same time is a little weird.

 

[videogamer]

1) Saturday night, I went with a couple of girls to a bar to watch my friend's band play and basically get hammered. The men's room at this bar, however, is about the size of a closet -- no exaggeration -- which meant there were times I was stuck standing next to some guy waiting to wash my hands, or even leave the stall (no room to pass by without contact). Being in the men's room is vaguely odd as it is...being forced to stand there waiting for something is just incredibly weird.

2) Yesterday, while at the mall, I remembered that I needed to buy some new underwear. Is there ANYTHING more awkward than buying underwear? To find the particular size/style/color that you're looking for, you have look at all the packages (no pun intended) with airbrushed photos of buffed-out guys in nut-snugglers...and then the guy behind the counter gives you a strange look like, "Oh, so THAT'S what you wear. Hmmm."

no, nothing awkward

3) Since I'm on this business trip alone, I ended up eating dinner alone, and people ALWAYS treat you strangely when that happens. The waitress (cute, nice accent) kept looking at me like I must have no friends, or so few skills in the kitchen that I couldn't even muster a sandwich.

Do any of these situations bother you?

Yeah, but she shouldn't be doing that as a professional anyways. Have you tried looking busy by doing homework[work in your case] while eating? Are dressed up in a suit. Look busy.

 

[TheOMan]

Eating alone at a nice restaurant sucks. When I'm away on business I usually get room service, but sometimes I'll go down to the restaurant as justifying the price gouging for delivering the food to the room gets to me.

I'll usually try to call up some of the people that I'm working with, or bring something with me to read. However, I've never gotten strange looks or anything like that as I'm sure the staff has seen many people eat alone. In fact, when I was in Chicago any time I went to the hotel restaurant to eat, there were at least 3 or 4 other people eating alone.

I've always wondered what somebody who was eating alone would say if I offered to eat with them, but I've never worked up the nerve, heh.

Hmm, for some reason this is reminding me of that ridiculous "Dinner for one" saying that an old poster used to use in reference to finishing a game in one sitting. Anybody remember who that was?

 

[drohne]

saturday night some red-haired twat kept insisting that he knew me while i was trying to take a piss in the men's room. i kept insisting that he didn't, and nearly pissed on my shoes in the process. he was drinking a beer in there too, which made the whole thing stranger. i think he and a friend were doing coke in a stall. later i recognized the girl he was with, and realized i did actually know him, that i'd been in his apartment a few times, and that i really like his band. so that was strange.

also i think i was walking around with my fly open all day today. a friend of mine tried to point it out discreetly at a coffeeshop, but he had to say "zipper" quite loudly before i knew what he was getting at. i laughed and secured myself on the spot, but it probably should have been awkward.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i've eaten out by myself with no problem. When i was going out a lot, it was just hard to get someone to eat with since most of my friends had school and work, and the others were so damn unreliable that it would take an hour or two before they were ready, and they'd probably end up "forgetting their wallet". Alone it is.

i usually just bring some light paperwork or read a few newsbits on my PDA, or just check out my neighboring diners. i don't see eating alone as a bad thing generally, and if you feel uncomfortable or nervous then that's the signal you'll be putting out.

 

[Hollywood]

I'm the king of awkward situations. I feel awkward too much ... things that I find myself in an awkward situation:

- Thinking someone is talking to you when their NOT. I hate when this happens, it happened to me today in class ... forming groups for a project or whatever and I walk up to this area and this guy says, 'maybe us four should just be in a group', and I just kinda say 'thats cool' ... then another guy walks up behind me and starts talking, then i figure out they were talking about him ... then I feel stupid and go in some other group. It's really awkward too when people are on a cell phone and you see them say 'hey whats up', and you don't see it. Or their just talking and their standing next to you, and think their talking to you. Don't wanna be an ass and not say hi or something if someone's talking to me, but then again I don't wanna feel like an ass if they aren't even talking to you.

- Acknowledging people you kinda sorta know. You know those people you see maybe, once every few months that you used to know, or just knew around somewhere. I hate those situations for some reason. If they don't say something to me, then I don't say anything at all.

I usually do stuff on my own when I'm out, hang with my friends sometimes ... but I think I got social anxiety out the ass. Really awkward and anxious feeling when I'm doing stuff by myself, most of the time. Practically anything I do makes me feel kinda awkward, and being really shy and not speaking up much doesn't help my cause. I wish I could just carry a vial of vodka or something with me at all times, only time I feel at ease is when I'm drunk as hell.

 

[NohWun]

You know what the great thing is about getting older?

It's that you've almost always already been in a MORE embarrassing situation earlier in your life, so that (almost) nothing bothers you anymore.

Really, there's not much reason to feel embarrassed about stuff. It's all in your head. Just say "What the heck?" and laugh it off (not necessarily out loud). Pretend you are confident, and it's easier to feel that way.

 

[fart]

saturday night some red-haired twat kept insisting that he knew me while i was trying to take a piss in the men's room. i kept insisting that he didn't, and nearly pissed on my shoes in the process. he was drinking a beer in there too, which made the whole thing stranger. i think he and a friend were doing coke in a stall. later i recognized the girl he was with, and realized i did actually know him, that i'd been in his apartment a few times, and that i really like his band. so that was strange.

:lol

 

[Loki]

saturday night some red-haired twat kept insisting that he knew me while i was trying to take a piss in the men's room. i kept insisting that he didn't, and nearly pissed on my shoes in the process. he was drinking a beer in there too, which made the whole thing stranger. i think he and a friend were doing coke in a stall. later i recognized the girl he was with, and realized i did actually know him, that i'd been in his apartment a few times, and that i really like his band. so that was strange.

Dude, how do you forget all that? :lol Are you like perpetually strung out or something?


I could see if you met him briefly once or even twice-- but going to his apartment a few times? Enjoying his band's music? Pass me some of what you're smoking-- I want out of this life.

 

[Blackie]

When I'm waiting at the bustop or whatever and I'm standing next to someone and I ask them what the time is, or just say this one thing and then they answer and we're supposed to be done, it can get pretty embarassing because the silence wall was breeched. Neither of you wants a conversation but because you broke the silence you're now aware of the person as a person, or something.

Um anyway it's embarassing just standing there silent afterwards.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I find it's sort of awkward to go to movies by yourself. I usually go in after the previews start or I'm the first one in the theater, if I go alone. (Not by choice- I'm habitually late or I've just gotten out of another movie)

 

[Tarazet]

Uh... ever been hugged by someone in a squid costume?

...Yeah.

 

[drohne]

well, i met him and saw his band in portland about a year and a half ago. and i ran into him in la. and i guess i partition my memory off such that la phenomena won't trigger portland associations. it was still pretty weird though. my memory is very patchy. i vividly remember phrases and odd visual details, but then there are fairly eventful years of my life i couldn't tell you much about, and i can't clearly remember what most of my ex-girlfriends looked like. and i don't think it's entirely a drugs thing. oh well.

 

[Loki]

well, i met him and saw his band in portland about a year and a half ago. and i ran into him in la. and i guess i partition my memory off such that la phenomena won't trigger portland associations. it was still pretty weird though. my memory is very patchy. i vividly remember phrases and odd visual details, but then there are fairly eventful years of my life i couldn't tell you much about, and i can't clearly remember what most of my ex-girlfriends looked like. and i don't think it's entirely a drugs thing. oh well.

Hah, I see. Not to get too personal, but my memories of certain portions of my life are pretty patchy as well due to certain occurrences in my life, despite the fact that I generally have an excellent memory for details. It happens, I guess.


I really thought that you could point me in the direction of some good stuff, though...

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I'm the king of awkward situations. I feel awkward too much ... things that I find myself in an awkward situation:


- Acknowledging people you kinda sorta know. You know those people you see maybe, once every few months that you used to know, or just knew around somewhere. I hate those situations for some reason. If they don't say something to me, then I don't say anything at all.

I hate that one, and it pretty much happens everyday. I work in a mall, so there are tons of people that I sorta know but have never really talked to. But the worst part is the ackward nod you have to give when you pass them. And then I say "hey" in a very low voice.

I pretty much eat alone everyday...and it's not fun. I feel like such a loser, sitting in the foodcourt just staring at the people passing by. Everybody there is with someone, laughing, having a good time. But not me...I'm sitting there with that dumb look on my face trying to drown my sorrows in Pepsi and overpriced mall pizza.

 

[Macam]

Men's bathrooms are always awkard and I have had just about every awkard iteration of them as possible. Going to bars is just begging for weird stuff to happen; going to biker bars or grungier ones are even stranger. Does anyone really feel comfortable taking a crap in a stall with no door? No lock is one thing, but no door?

Eating alone and things of that nature, I don't much mind. I go see movies along for the most part these days for example, and I don't really mind what people think. I'm generally more comfortable alone than with people anyway. Bringing something to read always helps, but if you have nothing, then yeah, it becomes somewhat awkward since it largely leaves you to looking about for something amusing to grab your attention. Look, that guy ordered a steaming plate of fajitas. Woo.

- Acknowledging people you kinda sorta know. You know those people you see maybe, once every few months that you used to know, or just knew around somewhere. I hate those situations for some reason. If they don't say something to me, then I don't say anything at all.

This one, however, is awkward to me mostly because I hate small talk and if I don't know a person well and they greet me, there's just a lot of dead air as a result unless they pick up the slack. Thankfully, this rarely happens.

 

[Triumph]

Buying tampons, condoms and lube at the same time is a little weird.

That's not weird, my friend. That's a party.

 

[speedpop]

Just today my girlfriend was talking to her mother about my arse. She was telling me to turn around and I'm like wtf leave me alone wench. Thankfully her mother told her she was crazy and to not do silly stuff like that.

 

[etiolate]

I often do things alone. I know there is a social stigma about it, but I try to sort of reverse that standard. No fear of loneliness in America. I have gone out to eat at dinner time by myself (though due to my schedule its more like lunch for me) and at this point I don't think anything of it.

 

[Greenpanda]

Hmm, for some reason this is reminding me of that ridiculous "Dinner for one" saying that an old poster used to use in reference to finishing a game in one sitting. Anybody remember who that was?

It was VHS Vinny, wasn't it?

 

[Suerte]

The first time I used the urinals in a gay bar. *shudder*

 

[ChrisReid]

However, I've never gotten strange looks or anything like that as I'm sure the staff has seen many people eat alone. In fact, when I was in Chicago any time I went to the hotel restaurant to eat, there were at least 3 or 4 other people eating alone.

The hotel restaurant is probably pretty different from the Applebees next to the mall or something.

- Thinking someone is talking to you when their NOT. I hate when this happens, it happened to me today in class ... Or their just talking and their standing next to you, and think their talking to you. QUOTE]

Maybe people would want you in their group if you properly used your there, they're and theirs more often.

 

[Alucard]

G/f's brother walking in on us...hugging standing up, me fully clothed, her with her pants and undies down. He just did a "whooooaaa" and turned right back around.

 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

1) Public toilets are always awkward. Especially when there is a crowd at the urinal and little Mr Bigglesworth gets stage fright. Then there are also those blokes who openly check out your dick when your standing next to them.

2) Real men don't buy new underwear. They just keep wearing the ones they had in high school, despite the fact that there's no elastic left in them and are two sizes too small. If the unthinkable happens and they eventually disintegrate, you send out the girlfriend (or, if you're really desperate, mom) to buy more. Buying underwear is women&#8217;s business, and I'll have no part of it.

3) Eating alone does suck. The people at the next table are discussing what it is about you that makes you a social leper. The good looking waitress is laughing at you when she gets out of earshot. And the kitchen staff are urinating in your soup just to rub it in further.

 

[Crispy]

The first time I used the urinals in a gay bar. *shudder*

I once used the urinals in a transvestite bar where my friends and i wandered in by accident. That was really awkward because you couldn't tell who was a man and who was a woman. So I was standing there, taking a piss when this really big black guy with a wig and make-up comes to stand next to me and says in a girly voice: "Hi, my name's Monica, what's yours?" I said my name and that I'd be going back to my friends now....

 

[Jotaro]

I enjoyed doing some of these things alone.

Like, I enjoyed to go to a good restaurant and read the newspapers, benefit from the mood of the restaurant, pretty much desert late at night, and the people in here are like gangs eating after their movie, or their concert is done, so they don't care much. I did not cared much about what they could think of me either. And where I went, well they waitresses were old and possibly grumpy, so I did not cared much either about what they could or could not think of me. If they made me feel weird, well, their tip would be affected. :lol

I never enjoyed going to theaters with my friends, I preferred to go alone. I don't know I just prefer to experiment these things on my own. I hated people making uninteresting comments afterwards when I went back to my house. The worse was when I went to see Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut on opening day. I was probably the sole person in the theater (filled with young couples) that went to see this movie on opening day because it was Kubrick's, my favorite director, swan's song.

After the movie was done, people were bored and wanted to leave, people did not understood what it meant, and I guess, they were disappointed by the lack of nudity and pornography in the film. I talked to some who did not understood the film, I explained it, it was a Kubrick movie. I was like: "It's such a shame that Kubrick just died, ain'it it?", and NO ONE knew who Stanley Kubrick was.

They would ask me what other movies he had made. I told them, and everyone had seen Clockwork Orange, many had seen The Shining, but as for the others, save for a few who had enjoyed a little Dr. Strangelove or had seen 2001 and told me it was a potthead's flick, no one had seen his other movies. I was disappointed, I felt awkward, but even if there were tons of couples looking at me with raised eyebrows, I managed to look cool in the end. But also I got sick of the audience participation in the movies, DVD came affordable, theater price tickets went up, and so I made my own theater in my house. I'd watch it alone, and when I would watch it with a friend or a relative, I always got a great experience in the end.

It may be fun to feel awkward sometimes, just not too much I guess. I learned how to cope. :lol

 

[Jim Bowie]

The first time I used the urinals in a gay bar. *shudder*

:lol

They have the little sidewalls on either side of the urinal for a reason!

EDIT:

They would ask me what other movies he had made. I told them, and everyone had seen Clockwork Orange, many had seen The Shining, but as for the others, save for a few who had enjoyed a little Dr. Strangelove or had seen 2001 and told me it was a potthead's flick, no one had seen his other movies.

I would punch all of them in the face. WTH, Kubrick is a film god!

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Hmm...sorta in the same vain as the talking thing, I hate when people wave at someone right next to you, and you think they're waving at you.

I was sitting in the lounge on my floor working on some work with a friend(live in a dorm at college), and the FINEST girl ever (who happens to live on my floor) walks by the window. She looks in, i SWEAR looks at me, and waves, so i'm like...uhh...never talked to you before in my life but whatever, and sorta kinda wave back, then my friend turns around and he's like "OH HEY ____! Whats up?"

And i'm just like...damn...

 

[BobbyRobby]

most awkward bathroom event of my life,

My friend and I are in a movie theatre bathroom. He goes into a stall, while I take a piss. After taking the piss, and washing my hands I have to wait for my friend to finish up. I decided to screw around with him by getting up real close to the stall, and pretending to look at him, while occasionally tapping on the door. I do this for about ten seconds, and then hear, "If you peek at me again, I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass." Turned out my friend was in another stall.

That was unintentional, but I have a bad habit of creating awkward, and embarrassing situations for myself. I'm a masochist for it, since I feel its like the true essence of hilarity.

 

[demon]

most awkward bathroom event of my life,

My friend and I are in a movie theatre bathroom. He goes into a stall, while I take a piss. After taking the piss, and washing my hands I have to wait for my friend to finish up. I decided to screw around with him by getting up real close to the stall, and pretending to look at him, while occasionally tapping on the door. I do this for about ten seconds, and then hear, "If you peek at me again, I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass." Turned out my friend was in another stall.

That was unintentional, but I have a bad habit of creating awkward, and embarrassing situations for myself. I'm a masochist for it, since I feel its like the true essence of hilarity.

:lol :lol

 

[Strike East]

Well I was in a rush, and when Im in a rush accuracy in the public bathroom tends to give way to the pressure exerted on my bladder. So I burst through the doors of the stall, franticly un-belt and un-zip my pants. Next thing i know im showering a golden cascade of pee-pee on the floor next to the toilet. Little to my knowledge, there was an occupant of the stall next to mine. He starts cracking up at the site of the splattering of urine on the floor, meanwhile I make a quick trajectory adjustment and finish up. Now I know, that under no circumstances can I let this man see my face. So I decide to pull a no-wash escape(I know its gross but given the situation....)so i go to open my stall door and its stuck! I see that the man next to me is vacating his stall, but alas, it was too late. My door comes flying open and we finally see eachother face to face. To my amazement he decieds to pull a no-wash exit and that was that......

 

[lexi]

You should've fucking gone Jackie CHan on his ass.

"no wheit, is all a mistake! You don undertsan--" *big guy pulls out gun. You kick it to yourself from his hands only to accidentally release the clip. Commence running up the side of a wall before defending yourself with a poll cue*

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Mario_Hugo]

Going out to eat by yourself in NY is increasingly common. Nobody even thinks twice about it...

 

[Loki]

most awkward bathroom event of my life,

My friend and I are in a movie theatre bathroom. He goes into a stall, while I take a piss. After taking the piss, and washing my hands I have to wait for my friend to finish up. I decided to screw around with him by getting up real close to the stall, and pretending to look at him, while occasionally tapping on the door. I do this for about ten seconds, and then hear, "If you peek at me again, I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass." Turned out my friend was in another stall.

:lol

So I decide to pull a no-wash escape

:lol


Btw, wouldn't your piss have hit the guy's shoes or something? Those stalls usually aren't too spacious. Unless your piss landed far enough on your side that only some splatter travelled under the divider?

 

[DarienA]

You should've fucking gone Jackie CHan on his ass.

"no wheit, is all a mistake! You don undertsan--" *big guy pulls out gun. You kick it to yourself from his hands only to accidentally release the clip. Commence running up the side of a wall before defending yourself with a poll cue*

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ugh... bathroom urinals are the worst. Personally, it's a pick between the "You like bears?" guy or the guy that tried to chat up a conversation with me at a restaurant. At the time, i didn't catch the significance of "Fashionable Ferndale", the city where the restaurant was. Now i usually use a stall if there's someone at the urinal.