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Awkward situations.

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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Agreed public bathrooms are always weird... I have ZERO interest in having a conversation with someone while I'm trying to take a f*ckin piss... which is generally why I'll wuss out and go use a stall regardless of what I'm in there for....
 

w0o

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I try to avoid using the urinals as well. I develop shy bladder if there's a person immediately beside me. I simply cannot initiate the flow until that person leaves. Needless to say this is quite awkward as I'm usually left standing at the urinal holding my dick counting the seconds.

Buying condoms is always awkward as well. I try to pick up a lot of them at a time so that I don't have to buy them too often. Then again, having the cashier ring up a couple boxes of 12 is pretty awkward with people waiting in line behind you. And the few times the cashier has given me my change and said "have a good evening" , I've always responded with a "Thanks, I will" followed by a smirk. I can't help myself.
 

aoi tsuki

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w0o said:
I try to avoid using the urinals as well. I develop shy bladder if there's a person immediately beside me. I simply cannot initiate the flow until that person leaves. Needless to say this is quite awkward as I'm usually left standing at the urinal holding my dick counting the seconds.

Buying condoms is always awkward as well. I try to pick up a lot of them at a time so that I don't have to buy them too often. Then again, having the cashier ring up a couple boxes of 12 is pretty awkward with people waiting in line behind you. And the few times the cashier has given me my change and said "have a good evening" , I've always responded with a "Thanks, I will" followed by a smirk. I can't help myself.
You can always buy online. Cheaper and discrete.

If anything, i feel pretty good about buying condoms. Not only am i trying to be responsible by lowering the probability of STDs and pregnancy, i'm getting laid. Win-win.
 
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