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B.o.B Tries to Convince Twitter Earth Is Flat

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Nivash

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So...how do airplanes work under this scenario? D: Like as soon as planes took off wouldn't the earth accelerating upward slam into the bottom of the airplane?

Airplanes maintain altitude using altimeters that calculate height based on air pressure or ground-facing radar. So in actuality, they're still climbing when they think they fly level - they're just climbing at the same rate as the Earth.
 

Sicious

Neo Member
I can't believe it, we're in the 21st century and people still believe that Earth is round. Step up your game you ignorants!
 
So uh, if the Earth is flat, why can't I see shit for many, many miles? Wouldn't I be able to see the furthest point away from where I am on the globe (with the right equipment)? I mean, doesn't the fact that you can't see such a faraway point mean that the Earth cannot be flat?
 
I've read that a common explanation for believers of the flat earth hypothesis is that the earth disc is accelerating upwards at a constant rate of 1g, meaning that if you jump, the earth is literally accelerating up to meet the bottom of your feet.

Wait, if it's accelerating constantly to hit 1g, wouldn't it eventually be going faster than light?
 
It's kind of elegant, in a demented way. Perfectly explains compasses and why circumventing the earth according to the maps we use still wouldn't get you to the edge. They've even worked out models for the solar and lunar transits to account for how day and night cycles would work on a flat Earth:

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Gotta hand it to them, they've given it some thought at the very least.

How do they explain sunsets? Under their model, the sun is always above the horizon.
 
Antarctica. Yep, according to them Antarctica isn't actually the continent at our sothern pole - it's a wall of ice surrounding the flat earth in all directions. We only think it's the South Pole because the North Pole is the center, so everytime we reach the wall we are as far "south" as possible.

EDIT: An illustration:

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The hovering spotlight is the sun.

With this example, couldn't you be able to see the sun from anywhere in the world at any time?
 

The Kree

Banned
If the earth were flat, would there still be tides at the beach? If the earth was accelerating upward at a rate of 1g, wouldn't the oceans just be relatively still, or would the gravitational influence of the sun and moon still produce the same effect?

And to what end do we conspire to say that the earth is round? Like, what is the benefit of lying about the shape of the earth?
 

psylah

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How do they explain sunsets? Under their model, the sun is always above the horizon.

I was thinking they would explain that the sun and moon are also discs and project their light downward, but even then you would see a floating spheroid in the distant sky. I have no idea how they'd explain this beyond a floating black body that blocks the sun from view during the night time.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
With this example, couldn't you be able to see the sun from anywhere in the world at any time?

It would also always be day, unless the sun was an actual spotlight, as in set back into an alien-built tube.
 

Dishwalla

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Didn't any of these people ever go to the Windows of the World restaurant when it existed? Apparently it was high enough up that you could see the curvature of the Earth on a good day.
lol no you cant....

Yes you can, out in the middle of the ocean if it's clear you can see for several miles, and it does curve slightly. Been on several deployments across the oceans, not sure I have any pictures though.
 

psylah

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Wait, if it's accelerating constantly to hit 1g, wouldn't it eventually be going faster than light?

I described it poorly, it's not that it's always accelerating, it's that the disc is moving up at a constant speed of 1g, like keeping a car going at a steady 60mph. Sorry.
 

JBuccCP

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I guess people who have reached the south pole are just in on the conspiracy? Or do they just blip to the other side of the map? Or did that guy that just died actually fall of the Earth and his death story is a coverup?
 

Nivash

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How do they explain sunsets? Under their model, the sun is always above the horizon.

With this example, couldn't you be able to see the sun from anywhere in the world at any time?

The counterargument is that the sun is much smaller and much closer than you think. It doesn't disappear behind the curvature of the Earth, it just gets obscured by the scenery.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=53629.0#.VqaVXvB86rU

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I vaguely remember some kind of alternate theory about the sun actually being a hovering spotlight rather than an orb that radiates light equally in all directions too, now that I think about it. I mean a lot of these people are trolls who make it up as they go along, there's not perfect consistency in the "movement".
 

FStop7

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This is someone who has literally traveled the world, probably several times over. Was he asleep the entire time he was on those airplanes?
 

Iksenpets

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Didn't any of these people ever go to the Windows of the World restaurant when it existed? Apparently it was high enough up that you could see the curvature of the Earth on a good day.


Yes you can, out in the middle of the ocean if it's clear you can see for several miles, and it does curve slightly. Been on several deployments across the oceans, not sure I have any pictures though.

Even if you did, do you have any pictures that were taken without curved lenses??? I think not! The Big Government/Big Camera Industry Complex has you wrapped around its little finger!
 

Nivash

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This is someone who has literally traveled the world, probably several times over. Was he asleep the entire time he was on those airplanes?

Airplane windows are small and curved. It's part of the conspiracy.

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Just look at it. Even the wing looks curved. Obivous trick is obvious.
 
Flat Earth nutters can't even pass the first question in Dumbass Conspiracies 101 - Why would people in power even want to make you think the Earth was flat? What benefit is there to that?
 

MoxManiac

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The flat earth society stuff is obviously bunk, but it's so detailed and thorough it could provide a great basis for a fantasy/sci-fi novel.
 
I love that he tells people who disagree with this to grow up.

So what's his gaf username?

Time-lapse photos of stars form perfect circles... how is this possible ?

This part was my favorite. The guy isn't just normal stupid, he's "I didn't even pretend to spend five minutes thinking this through" stupid.

I'd love to see what he could come up with if he was put in touch with Terrance Howard.
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
Airplane windows are small and curved. It's part of the conspiracy.

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Just look at it. Even the wing looks curved. Obivous trick is obvious.
That must have been shot with a fish eye lens of some kind. I really don't think you can see the Earth's curvature that well from the height that an airliner reaches. I'm sure I'd have noticed that by now if it was that obvious.
 

Ionic

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I described it poorly, it's not that it's always accelerating, it's that the disc is moving up at a constant speed of 1g, like keeping a car going at a steady 60mph. Sorry.

You were right before. g isn't a speed, it's an acceleration. Objects at constant speeds do not feel net forces. If I jumped off of an object that was going at a constant speed we would begin to separate, never catching back up.
 

LakeEarth

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My confusion with Flat Earth conspiracy is the why, why are so many keeping the round Earth "lie" going? JFK was assassinated by the CIA for political reasons. 9/11 was an inside job to get the world behind wars for oil. Moon landing was faked to embarrass Russia. All those are laughable, but at least they're a reason!
 
My confusion with Flat Earth conspiracy is the why, why are so many keeping the round Earth "lie" going? JFK was assassinated by the CIA for political reasons. 9/11 was an inside job to get the world behind wars for oil. Moon landing was faked to embarrass Russia. All those are laughable, but at least they're a reason!

Globe makers, duh!
 

Sicious

Neo Member
The fact that a "flat earth society" exists make me think why even bother with scientific knowledge if people like them will still exist after centuries.
 

RivalCore

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And to what end do we conspire to say that the earth is round? Like, what is the benefit of lying about the shape of the earth?

Because NASA said the earth was a sphere, and NASA are full of Free Masons.

And Free Masons lie.

I think.

Let me finish the youtube video I was watching and I'll get back to you with the facts.
 

MIMIC

Banned
Of course the earth is flat. Otherwise, there would be people walking upside down and that doesn't make any sense.

#EducateYourself
 

eu pfhor ia

Neo Member
also, why are the flat earthers lying to our faces with their pictures, when Earth is clearly a cylinder with a really high diameter to height ratio? Reject these illuminati lizards and join my cylinder earth society!
 
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