timetokill smiled. With a snap of his fingers, he triggered two trap doors for the remaining patrons, dropping them into a tunnel in which they were dressed in sexy tight materials, and forced to do The Running Man. No one survived. It was, however, a fantastic spectacle.
nin1000 has been killed!
Greetings
nin1000! Kingsley welcomes you to
the Bar!
You heard that there was gonna be shots and you came a running.
So what if you drink every Thursday, and every Friday, and
somemost Saturdays. And occasionally, Tuesdays if you have an event, or Sunday if it’s a bank holiday.
That’s your god given right and no one is going to take it from you.
You are the Ordinary Drunk and you are aligned with TOWN.
At the end of the night phase, you swap your card with one of the middle cards without loo….
I mean you are an ordinary villager. You wield the most deadly of powers, those of discussion and voting.
The game thread is:
HERE
If you have any questions, please feel free to PM Cabot or Kawl_USC.
You win when all threats to TOWN are eliminated.
Gorlak has been killed!
Greetings
Gorlak! Kingsley welcomes you to
the Bar!
Another bar grand opening, another event at which to shill your ass off. The slightly degrading tank top you are required to wear is chafing a little bit and the constant aroma of the shots of Captain Morgan’s Cannonball is already giving you a headache. But you’ve got bills to pay and your own nights out to pay for, so get out there and force those shots onto patrons. You especially don’t want to displease the weirdo of an owner after seeing him fry that chap…
You are The Captain Morgan Rep and you are aligned with TOWN.
That means you are a Fruit Vendor.
Each night, you can choose a target to visit, and will give them a shot which they are forced to consume. The shot does not have any negative or positive effects. Your command is GIVE DRINK: <name>.
Beyond this, you have the power to vote and discuss every day.
The game thread is:
HERE
If you have any questions, please feel free to PM Cabot or Kawl_USC.
You win when all threats to TOWN are eliminated.
Two years later, The Bar was very much alive. Owned by timetokill, it was renamed The SCUMM Bar, and was a regular haunt for cool pirates everywhere. Grog was the special home brew, and meticulous pirate tests were the activity of the regular night. Dedicated to Never Forever, who he almost forsaken two days ago, a playlist was created, making sure the energy was tight with Girls Aloud, Annie, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jessy Lanza and Beyonce. Bitch knew a good tune or six. It was a fine time to be alive then, and the horrors that existed in the past were nothing but a distant memory for the two men remaining.
A plaque on the door reads ‘In loving memory of our fallen comrades: batsnacks, Never Forever, WhereAreMahDragonz and Kyanrute’. A heartening tribute to those that were lost to the Kingsley Wars.
timetokill, Never Forever, Kyanrute, batsnacks and WhereAreMahDragonz have won the game along with CornBurrito, heroic Arsonist!
Greetings
timetokill! Kingsley welcomes you to
the Bar!
You’ve done this for years. Your negging game is off the charts. You have slept with dozens of women. You wear a stupid fedora with a feather in it as a good luck charm. You prey on girls with low self esteem, and you care not for their troubles, they’re just a means to an end. You might be a cretin.
You are The PUA Creep and you are aligned with SCUM.
Oh, you are also a Tracker.
Each night, you can choose a target to see who they have visited. The command is TRACK: <name>
You have a night kill. The command is KILL: <name>. You will not be able to perform any other commands with your night kill unless you are the last man standing.
You win when your team equal or outnumber all other players and you eliminate all threats.
Your scum chat is no longer here cause everyone's dead, Dave.
The game thread is:
HERE
If you have any questions, please feel free to PM Cabot or Kawl_USC.
Be cautious, there is a SCUM-aligned Spy in this game, who is not recruitable and can be night killed by your team. They know your identities.
Bar MAFIA has ended! Awwww!
CREDITS:
Ed Miliband - Husk
Boris Johnson - Compares badly to a brick
Michael Gove - Chameleonic Clapper Lifeform
Jeremy Corbyn - Grumpy Old Man
David Cameron - Pig Fucker that caused a lot of problems
Cocaine Fiend - George Osborne Impersonator
Nigel Farage - Well Loved Hero
Kawl_USC - Honourary American Moderator
cabot - Drunk Person
Thanks for your time, let’s do this again.
I’ll totally call you.
Honest.
We connected on such a deep level.