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[sixteen-bit]

Where's Davecat?

 

[Oersted]

It's no different than a used human, as long as you clean or use condoms it's all good.

A used human. Thats some interesting phrasing.

 

[Shredderi]

Sounds grody.

 

[Arc]

One step closer to Westworld Hosts.

 

[SchrodingerC]

I feel so bad for the poor bastards that have to 'maintenance' these dolls.
Getting rotten fruit fly filled fake ass flashbacks.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

It's no different than a used human, as long as you clean or use condoms it's all good.

I never did it with a used human before, seems kinda gross, all the humans I fucked were unused. You just can't beat that fresh new human feel.

 

[Acorn]

Multi thousand dollar sex bot, yet has a cell phone from 1997.

Let's be realistic who does he have to call since his mother died?

 

[Acorn]

I feel so bad for the poor bastards that have to 'maintenance' these dolls.
Getting rotten fruit fly filled fake ass flashbacks.

What?

You cleaned fake fuck asses?

 

[Velcro Fly]

I'd try anything once

 

[Maxinas]

I don't believe the whole disinfecting thing, I wouldn't use something like that that's already been used.

 

[Mechanized]

I ain't gonna fuck a used sex doll

Well get a load of Mr. High-and-mighty over here.

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[lastplayed]

Is that a young Tim Robbins at the back?

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I'd definitely be wearing these when entering and exiting that place.

 

[adj_noun]

What?

You cleaned fake fuck asses?

Fastidiously fetched finely fallen fetish filth from fruit fly filled fake fuck asses

 

[SchrodingerC]

What?

You cleaned fake fuck asses?

Thank god no, but in the gaf confession thread from a year or 2 back someone had a fake ass that they didn't clean out for a long time, resulting in it being filled with old jizz and dead fruit flies. I nearly vomited reading that confession; the story just kept getting worse.

Edit: I need to find the link to the story.

 

[Amagon]

Where does a despicable place in Barcelona like this exist?

Like really, who would be desperate enough to pay for that kind of services?

At how much of a price do they think they can charge some low life to pleasure themselves with a emotionless, fake titty and ass sex doll, that you can pick of to do such a dirty deprived thing?

 

[Nothing1016]

Thank god no, but in the gaf confession thread from a year or 2 back someone had a fake ass that they didn't clean out for a long time, resulting in it being filled with old jizz and dead fruit flies. I nearly vomited reading that confession; the story just kept getting worse.

Edit: I need to find the link to the story.

Lmao. That's disgusting.

 

[Acorn]

Thank god no, but in the gaf confession thread from a year or 2 back someone had a fake ass that they didn't clean out for a long time, resulting in it being filled with old jizz and dead fruit flies. I nearly vomited reading that confession; the story just kept getting worse.

Edit: I need to find the link to the story.

This world sometimes man.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

What was the percentage chance of automation for prostitutes?

 

[Funky Papa]

Where does a despicable place in Barcelona like this exist?

Like really, who would be desperate enough to pay for that kind of services?

At what price and time do they think they can charge some low life to pleasure themselves with a emotionless, fake titty and ass that you can pick of to do such a thing?

I find the situation laughable, but the wider picture is unsettling enough.

Which is worse? Some sad chumps emptying their anatomy inside a mound of silicone or the scores of Johns having sex with exploited sex workers (in some cases sex slaves) each day under the most unsanitary conditions?

 

[Marky Mark]

I would've gone with this one

Looks like the plane equivalent of holding back your drunk friend and he tries to punch a bouncer.

 

[Verano]

You are not allowed to kill the chance of a thread sealing first post with your own jif. It's poor etiquette.

Also, I feel for the folks servicing those dolls.

 

[Drazgul]

Lmao. That's disgusting.

The wriggling rot worms add to the sensation.

 

[RustyNails]

Yo whats going on in this pic

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

When am I getting a dakimakura brothel?

 

[Figboy79]

...


Why?

I legit have nothing else to say. It's weird, but hey, to each his own, I guess?

 

[PSqueak]

[Doll con or something image]

I love how the one besides the green plaid guy in the front is the least realistic, more low budget one but has this expression of having a good time unlike the frozen horror of the others.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

If my avatar were to ever be a super villain. These would be my minions

 

[Sunster]

Lets hope the sex trade gets fully automated.

 

[Certinty]

Damn, I just came back from Barcelona a few weeks ago too.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

Hahaha imagine some one there yelling at you "hey you looking at my wife?!"

 

[ReAxion]

guy in the pink superman shirt looks like a former manager i had at an old job who i was sure did sex tourism.

 

[driggonny]

Edit: I need to find the link to the story.

please don't

 

[Valkerionseven]

Took me a second to catch they were holding hands in the pictures.

Hmm...

 

[Arkeband]

It's really easy to spot the rich ones

Dude in the back's got three!

 

[Fisty]

The things that doll has seen.

M... Miku?!?

 

[Abstrusity]

M... Miku?!?

No, it's Aki.

But if you pay an extra 10 eurodollars (or 40 pounds), you can call her Miku.

Seriously, wow, though. I...I don't know what to say about that.

There people need some emotional attachment STAT.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

"What do you do for a living"
"I clean cum out of dolls"

You are not allowed to kill the chance of a thread sealing first post with your own jif. It's poor etiquette.

Also, I feel for the folks servicing those dolls.

I bet you use the light theme as well you monster.

 

[Einhander]

Can't unsee Selena Gomez.

 

[Shiv47]

There people need some emotional attachment STAT.

Ha, that's why those dudes in the other picture have those dolls. Most doll owners I've read about or seen on TV have pretty severe social awkwardness, to the point where the doll is the easiest/safest solution. It does take on a creepy owner/slave mentality with some of them though. I wouldn't be shocked if a good percentage of doll owners are MRA types.

 

[FTF]

Can't unsee Selena Gomez.

That's...a doll?

 

[rpmurphy]

"What do you do for a living"
"I clean cum out of dolls"

I feel sorry for the person taking that career path since it would be first in line to be automated.

 

[Einhander]

That's...a doll?

No

 

[Zombine]

What is this a GameStop for sex dolls?

 

[onadesertedisland]

ew.

 

[studyguy]

So some poor dude gets to scrub the fleshlights out after each patron drops in.
Fun.

 

[Kenstar]

I ain't gonna fuck a used sex doll

Well excuse us plebes mr holy fucking roman emperor

 

[blame space]

A new brothel has opened in Barcelona that offers men the chance to fulfil all their fantasies – as long as their fantasies involve hyper-realistic silicone dolls.

this is the best lede a have ever read

 

[newtypepilot]

the cleaners: