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How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen?

 

[Opto]

Who among us has not been this bear ?

 

[John Rabbit]

I'd be more alarmed that I slept through all that noise.

 

[RiderKairuu]

I wonder how long until Tony Baker does his voice over for this, that dude wastes no time. Sucks the bear got put down..

 

[John Kowalski]

 

[Walter White Walker]

Then put him in a zoo? I see no reason to "euthanize" him.

There are no zoos that can just take in an adult wild bear at the drop of a hat. There might not of been any zoos that even want another bear.

 

[Zok310]

I think they said it became accustomed to human food. Might be dangerous if it continually wandered into human area's. Imagine walking in on him. Not fun.

Yeah, walking into that shit with an ice cream cone in you hand.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

"Oh, but when Goldilocks does it to us, it's a cutely amusing kids' story"

Damn straight.

 

[Derwind]

Why'd they have to put the poor bear down? Fuck

If a bear or any wild animal gets too comfortable around Humans & Human food, they become a hazard to everyone. Relocating back into the wild will mostly likely just result in the animal returning to a human environment.

Its unfortunate that they get put down if reintegration with the wilderness is no longer possible but its necessary for the safety of the affected community.

 

[TheLastCandle]

Poor bear. Not its fault at all.

At least it got one hell of a last meal, I guess.

He lived the life of 10 bears.

 

[GodofWine]

This part made me laugh my butt off:

"This bear was so fat from eating human food it couldn’t climb a tree.”

Its like by eating human food, it was also developing the same physical prowess of humans.

 

[Risible]

How deep of a sleeper do you have to be to sleep through SIX FUCKING HOURS of a bear ransacking your kitchen?!

 

[ArgyleReptile]

After tracking it, they should have just put a fully stocked fridge near its habitat and attach a webcam to it so people can watch a 24/7 Yogi Bear stream.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

How deep of a sleeper do you have to be to sleep through SIX FUCKING HOURS of a bear ransacking your kitchen?!

I slept through the majority of a tropical storm until I woke up at like 4 am to the windows shaking violently only cause I had to go pee

 

[SoulClap]

How deep of a sleeper do you have to be to sleep through SIX FUCKING HOURS of a bear ransacking your kitchen?!

I was wondering the same. Only other explanation is that the house is huge.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Sad to hear the bear got put down. At least it got one hell of a last meal.

He would have walked 500 miles, and he would walk 500 more just to be the bear who walked 500 miles to open your fridge door.

Nice.

 

[Buckle]

Tragic but also an important reminder of why feeding wild animals can be a bad idea.

RIP Fat Bear. You deserved better.

 

[PSqueak]

Hold on, the reason he was put down for was because he'd die in the wild or because he frequently invaded homes?

 

[Bronetta]

Hold on, the reason he was put down for was because he'd die in the wild or because he frequently invaded homes?

Its because he was fat.


Obesity will get you killed folks.

 

[gamma]

Imagine waking up at night, going downstairs and seeing a bear going through your fridge.

 

[Exr]

Hold on, the reason he was put down for was because he'd die in the wild or because he frequently invaded homes?

It was a fat home invading fuck

 

[akira28]

Why'd they have to put the poor bear down? Fuck

Human food is like drugs to these animals, all those preservatives and additives. Nothing tastes as good in nature as human stuff, so once they're hooked, they'll hit trashcans, break into homes, threaten humans, etc.

It's an actual problem. And it kinda makes you wonder what they're putting into our food.

 

[III-V]

too bad they had to put him down

 

[Plum]

The twist to this tale is that the house was the former "Goldilocks" residence and the raid was just revenge from Papa Bear for their bratty daughter eating his damn porridge. The bear doesn't give a shit about what's just right or not, it's all right to him.

Spoiler

RIP Bear ;_;

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

RIP fat bear

 

[Dedication Through Light]

CBS/James Patterson's Zoo is becoming real.

 

[Trojita]

RIP Fat Bear

It was a bear eating ice cream and m&m's. That's fucking awesome.

 

[MCN]

Booboo is still believed to be at large.

 

[Ashby]

It was a fat home invading fuck

I see you're familiar with my father

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I see you're familiar with my father

*seinfeld bass*

 

[rtcn63]

Let's be real if that bear had a six-pack (and I don't just mean in his hands) people would be lobbying for him to be in the MCU

 

[O Canada Our Home and Native Land]

So they just killed him because he was fat? Ok, America.

 

[A Link to the Past]

He would have walked 500 miles, and he would walk 500 more just to be the bear who walked 500 miles to open your fridge door



Bring him to the zoo or circus and feed him burgers.

I'd sooner see a bear put down than put in the circus, what an awful thing those are <_<

 

[Tuck]

Why'd they have to put the poor bear down? Fuck

"A fed bear is a dead bear"

Once a bear loses its wariness of humans, it generally gets put down. Otherwise, it would pose a greater risk in the future.

 

[Barzul]

Bears must be smarter than I thought.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Did mama bear not read to Grizzlylocke to this child?

 

[akira28]

pothead bear lived a good life...he died doing what he believed in. eating M&Ms Ice Cream from a stranger's freezer.

 

[old manatee]

It must be amazing to be a bear in a kitchen. Just stuffing your face and breaking cabinets and rolling around in the mess you've made.

 

[TimeEffect]

What kind of people dont lock their damn doors and windows at night

 

[LordKasual]

yeah, very sad they had to put the bear down


but if you lived somewhere where a fucking bear was casually breaking into your home...looking for food....i doubt you'd feel so strongly lol

 

[old manatee]

What kind of people dont lock their damn doors and windows at night

Locks only keep honest bears out.

 

[eagledare]

Every bear dies, but not every bear truly lives.

RIP Fat Bear.

 

[Syder]

Dicks out for Fat Bear.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I'd sooner see a bear put down than put in the circus, what an awful thing those are <_<

Give the bear the option to do a few tricks for cheeseburgers and m&ms over getting killed and....

 

[Loxley]

I can't imagine coming down your stairs in pitch-dark trying to see what the noise was only to find a goddamn bear in your kitchen.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Slept through a bear ransacking your kitchen.

L. what's the point of all this security... if a literal bear can break in and eat your lunch.

He bearly made a sound

 

[Defuser]

O’Dubhraic told the Colorado Springs Gazette that his kitchen had been stocked with groceries after a recent trip to Costco. But since the environmental engineer is a vegetarian, the bear was out of luck if it had a craving for meat.

The best part. The Bear died for something he doesn't crave for lol.

 

[Foov]

I don't understand how someone can sleep through that.

 

[cameron]

Footage from around the house shows that the bear wandered through all the rooms with open doors, including two bedrooms. O’Dubhraic was sound asleep behind a closed door.

Damn, not just the kitchen.


RIP American Bear.

 

[mclem]