Best lines in gaming?
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calico
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- Mr. Salieri sends his regards.
- I treat you as if the shadow from the worst day of our lives is going to suffocate you and take you from us too!
- What? Who is Desmond?
- That's the old passage to Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore.
- Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had, before I blacked out: the thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should have known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble.
- Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
- I want to have fuck with you.
- I treat you as if the shadow from the worst day of our lives is going to suffocate you and take you from us too!
- What? Who is Desmond?
- That's the old passage to Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore.
- Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had, before I blacked out: the thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should have known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble.
- Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
- I want to have fuck with you.
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
KloetenQuetsche
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Scanlines
semiconscious
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"i told them i was rigged to explode and started going 'beep, beep, beep.' hardest part of that rescue was trying not to laugh as they ran over each other trying to get away."
Boralf
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swaffles23
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"There were only personal apocalypses. Nothing is cliché when it's happening to you" -Max Payne
So many quotable lines in the Max Payne series and James McCaffrey's delivery is great. Sam Lake and Dan Houser are some of the best writers
So many quotable lines in the Max Payne series and James McCaffrey's delivery is great. Sam Lake and Dan Houser are some of the best writers
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falconhoof
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"My name is Bolo Santosi"
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ-- Bolo Santosi
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ-- Bolo Santosi
