It doesn't count if you don't post a picture of the bike perched up against some rocks or standing next to a lake somewhere. Go go!
Your wish is my command. Perched up against the biggest rock I could find, AND next to a lake!
This was my first cycling trip in 15 years. But when I first got my ass onto the seat it was as if I had never stopped. Great fun! Cycled 12 kilometers. Mostly on shitty paved roads, but also some gravel roads and a couple of kilometers on a forest trail.
Also, this might sound stupid, but I was surprised at how hard it was to cycle up steep hills on the trail. For some reason I had pictured it as pretty easy, and had actually planned to do a 4 kilometer trip up a mountain road soon. Yeah, nope. Might carry the bike up, though, and ride it down again
Edit: And I think I need a good set of bike glasses. Probably ate 100 mosquitoes along the way, not counting the ones that disappeared up my nose.