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[Incognito]

New Rule: And this is the hardest New Rule I have ever had to deliver, and I know a lot of you aren't going to like this, but here it is. Let Bush win! I'm sorry. I know it's terrible to say that. But like every other swing voter in America, I got to think about the issues that are important to me. And to me the most important issue is... having an erratic jackass in the White House!

"Rocky 3" isn't any good if he doesn't have Mr. T to fight with. A satirical tackling dummy like George Bush doesn't grow on trees. Without Bush, who will America's schoolchildren have to look down on? And folks, this isn't just me, you might ask yourselves, without George Bush around, where does the hate go?

Folks, I see the catharsis in a live audience every time I ridicule our president when I do my stand-up on the road - as I will be Friday, November 12th, at Eastern Michigan University in Ypsilanti. A hate, like Bush, only comes once in a lifetime. And when it walks through the door, you grab it and hold on tight, and never let it go. Without George Bush, my job will be... hard.

It'll be hard work! I'll have to search both internets. Therefore, for the next three weeks, I will be formally working for the re-election of the president, who I probably have been too hard on anyway! I mean, come on, we all make mistakes! Who amongst us hasn't bombed the wrong country, or united the world against us. We're all human!

We try to learn from our mistakes by never acknowledging them, and then moving on. So... So, come on, liberals! Join me in getting behind... George Bush. Huh? Aw, come on, let's stay the course! The world is safer without Saddam, you can't deny that one! Flip-flopper, he's a flip-flopper.

All right, it's lame, but... but what about values? Real estate values? Please! People! I have a mortgage, okay?: I have a family to feed. Not a family, but people who call me daddy, it's the same thing. What do you want from me?! Do you want me to say it out loud? Fine! I'll say it! I need George Bush! Please let him win this election. If for no other reason than for once in his life, he should have to clean up his own mess! Thank you very much.

:lol :lol

 

[Celicar]

:lol

Funny. I agree though.

 

[videogamer]

nm

 

[Mega Man's Electric Sheep]

I need to hear Bill Maher's sarcastic voice to make this funny.

I love Bill Maher. The one time he jumped the shark is when he said retarded people were like dogs. And no, he wasn't trying to be funny. He apologized the next day.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Real Time with Bill Maher rocks.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I need to hear Bill Maher's sarcastic voice to make this funny.

I love Bill Maher. The one time he jumped the shark is when he said retarded people were like dogs. And no, he wasn't trying to be funny. He apologized the next day.

:lol I remember that show cause there was some hotass black chick model who got all sad and was like "I have a little brother with down syndrome", and Maher got this "Oh shit there goes my chance to bone her" look on his face.

 

[bionic77]

:lol That is hilarious.

 

[unkasa]

I don't think this is meant to be taken seriously. And while some may find this amusing, I don't think there's anything funny in seeing Bush receive another term. The idea that Bush will "clean up his own mess," should he be re-elected, is absurd. It would follow that, absent the weight of appeasing enough of the electorate for a second term, this monster will push forward an even more radical agenda. There is too much at stake to even joke about this.

 

[=W=]

Anybody else imagine unkasa's avatar saying his post while reading it?

 

[Drozmight]

Anybody else imagine unkasa's avatar saying his post while reading it?

Ahaha, I nearly spit my Brisk Ice Tea all over my monitor after I looked at his avatar.

 

[Particle Physicist]

im convinced! voting for bush now.


now i have to convince my sisters as well.

 

[duderon]

KE04
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When did this happen? :lol

 

[sc0la]

im convinced! voting for bush now.


now i have to convince my sisters as well.

If you impregnate them then perhaps the conservative's ever-going crusade for their right to bear a child of rape/incest to term (even if they don't have the forsight to see the value in it) will convince them.

Spoiler

too far? yeah I think so.. sorry

 

[Particle Physicist]

If you impregnate them then perhaps the conservative's ever-going crusade for their right to bear a child of rape/incest to term (even if they don't have the forsight to see the value in it) will convince them.

Spoiler

too far? yeah I think so.. sorry

 

[Jim Bowie]

I don't think that swing voters watch Bill Maher. I don't think anyone except democrats watches Bill Maher.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

I think conservatives check it out just to be pissed off at another liberal, and go "Yeah, you tell him token republican host!".

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I don't think that swing voters watch Bill Maher. I don't think anyone except democrats watches Bill Maher.

Hell, not even Bill Maher is a Democrat. But yeah, I'm sure the audience (the studio one for SURE) is primarily non-Republican/conservative.