Drek said:K, lets see if you can keep up.
Metroid Prime, pathetically easy. Mario Sunshine, pathetically easy. Wind Waker, pathetically easy.
Mario 3 could kick your ass on about half the worlds, but you'd practice and get better at that shit. Now Nintendo games are like "oh, well, 5 year old retarded kids with no fingers might play our game, so lets make sure they can beat it too."
I got the big new Revolution controller feature for you, its that the pad will have one big fat button, you hit it randomly however you want, but regardless you'll always win. Little does Nintendo realize it won't change jack about how they already make games.
I'm not asking for nonsensical violence and all that ass crap, believe me, Nintendo is at least better than the companies that feel they need to resort to that. But I would like if Nintendo, a company that lives off their hardcore fans, would throw us long time fans a bone. Twilight Princess is a step in the right direction, though it'll probably be piss easy too, but at least its something different than the G rated, screened, processed, super safe junk they've been throwing out.
In the video game world Blizzard games are an In and Out burger, beefy, meaty, all around delicious. Nintendo games are like eating a cup of splenda. You know its generic fake bullshit, and afterwards you're sick to your stomach ready to throw up.
You want more Nintendo critque? I could go on all day, but they [Nintendo] can't help it. The company basically lives and dies by Miyamoto's labors and Pokemon. The later of those two has always been shitty generic anime art with a bucket of collectathon gloss poured over it, the former (Miyamoto) apparently thinks this generation of children are on the same intellectual plane as a chimp, since all of his games, while unique and charming, are about 75% fluff (such as sailing around in that stupid boat in wind waker, that was fun for the first 10 minutes).
Well, thanks for clearing that up. Glad you weren't one of them 'Nintendo needs more boobs and blood LOL!" people.