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[Marion Cobretti]

You want excitement?! Shove this up your stocking!

Bonestorm is an incredibly violent Mortal Kombat clone. It's even better than Bone Squad.

I woke up today with Bonestorm on my mind for whatever reason. Just kinda sat there thinking about how good of a name it actually was. Did a search, and saw that there was no discussion going on for this treasure.

Any ways, thought this would be a good thread to discuss other parodies of videogames. I dunno, I just thought GAF should have a Bonestorm thread. It just made sense.

Here's some footage for those that have no idea what this is - http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/5888

 

[Space Runaway]

 

[sixteen-bit]

I'm gonna name myself thrillhouse!

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Crap, I did it again. Can we move this to gaming please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYmYhXWrYz0

 

[Indrid Cold1]

I prefer Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

 

[strafer]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Bart is smoking!

 

[Linkhero1]

I'm glad the first thing I thought of reading the title was The Simpsons. I'm even more glad that it turned out to actually be about The Simpsons.

 

[krae_man]

What the hell!
Son of a...
I wasn't swearing dammit!

 

[Indrid Cold1]

POWAHH DRIIIVE

 

[BroDudeGuy]

"Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!"

 

[Dishwalla]

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

 

[krae_man]

Get two, I'm not sharing with Kaitlyn.

 

[Borgnine]

POWAHH DRIIIVE

Ball is in parking lot.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

I name all of my electronics "Bonestorm." Ladies question it. I tell them to go to hell.

 

[Mikey Jr.]

Apparently Bonestorm is Goro vs. Goro.

 

[explodet]

On another note, do you want to know how disappointed I was when I learned that Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf had ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING IN IT?

 

[G-Fex]

On another note, do you want to know how disappointed I was when I learned that Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf had ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING IN IT?

did you want dudes to go at each other with golf clubs?

 

[explodet]

did you want dudes to go at each other with golf clubs?

That's not too much to ask, is it?

What do you want, I was 9 years old.

 

[Dishwalla]

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

Catfish?

 

[Rich!]

The story of Lawrence Tierny behind the scenes in that episode is fucking hilarious

Lawrence Tierney guest starred in the episode as Don Brodka. Another former show runner, Josh Weinstein, called Tierney's appearance "the craziest guest star experience we ever had". In addition to yelling at and intimidating employees of the show, Tierney made unreasonable requests such as abandoning his distinctive voice to do the part in a southern accent and refusing to perform lines if he did not "get the jokes".

 

[Dr.Acula]

did you want dudes to go at each other with golf clubs?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65tPOyFJdFE

Tiger Woods 2011!!!

 

[EsotericManiac]

That's not too much to ask, is it?

What do you want, I was 9 years old.

That was an awesome golf game

way better than GOLF

 

[Nerdkiller]

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

Young man, on this forum, we use a little word called please.

 

[SephCast]

If there was a kickstarter for this, it would so get funded.

 

[explodet]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=65tPOyFJdFE

Tiger Woods 2011!!!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

That was an awesome golf game

way better than GOLF

Ah, the simpler times. When you could just name the game after the sport (Baseball, Golf, Football).

 

[Jockel]

I seriously would like to play this. CATFISH?

 

[Visualante2]

If there was a kickstarter for this, it would so get funded.

Fox's lawyers would kill it unless it was substantially different.

 

[sixteen-bit]

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

On another note, do you want to know how disappointed I was when I learned that Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf had ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING IN IT?

Why does that guy have brownie batter under his thumbnail?

 

[illmatic22]

JUST TAKE IT. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT!

 

[Nerdkiller]

Does anyone else find it unusual that Sonic sounds a lot like Dan Castellaneta?

 

[captmcblack]

I prefer Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

You have selected..."no".

 

[krae_man]

I see your Johnny Cage poster and raise you Bret Hart trying to Russian Leg Sweep an arcade cabinet:

 

[explodet]

All right! Stick it to the man!

And something non-Simpsons:

 

[foxysp]

in this house we use a little word called "please!"

 

[Dishwalla]

JUST TAKE IT. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT!

I never made the connection that this was supposed to be Sonic when I watched it as a kid, I thought it was Dizzy Devil from Tiny Toons.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

My day has officially been made.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I was so worried that there was an actual game named Bonestorm and that the joke would be ruined forever.

Thank God.

 

[UberTag]

There needs to be an Easter egg to unlock a domestic assault simulator golf game in The Stick of Truth.

As for modern-era Simpsons video game parodies, I miss the elegance of Bonestorm. Whereas today we get...

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Wow that's terrible.

 

[Space Runaway]

Sadly, Bonestorm cannot compare to the endless challenge of the Cup and Ball. You never know which way that crazy ball is gonna go!

 

[Toad.T]

Where's my Bonesquad remake, industry? Hell, I'll even take Monkey Fracas JR!

And something non-Simpsons:

Best thing Disney's made in years, TV wise.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

TAKE IT!

TAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEITTAKEIT!

 

[AlphaTwo00]

I was so worried that there was an actual game named Bonestorm and that the joke would be ruined forever.

Thank God.

Would there be a universe where it did happen and the game turned out to be great?

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

SHUT UP, MOM.

 

[IISANDERII]

Although I think this was way passed The Simpson peak, this episode was very good.
Love the Try-N-Save dig at Walmart too.

 

[roodiculous]

It's the companies fault for making you want it so much.

 

[Freshmaker]

The best part is the boring game they're playing features a kung fu guy fighting a tank bare handed.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Hey, I watched that episode today.

...along with several others. Slowly watching through the series again (including 13 and 14 for the first time) in "anticipation" of the 15th season DVD.