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[BWJinxing]

It's called Prison School and it's more than legit, trust me.



I think the resolution to this is pretty hilarious too

I put it in a Link for those who don't want to be spoilered

http://abload.de/image.php?img=resolutionpbz0b.jpg

I was going to post this.

personally, I tend to be more fond of asses. Tits are nice but eh, I more so swoon over bellies as silly as it sounds... so i naturally fall under that pregnancy category

 

[graffix13]

I have always been a boobs man, first and foremost.

 

[tbm24]

Dominican Republic boobs? I renounce my Dominican heritage.

^
They let us down

*edit*
Lol read the thread some more and spotted it's not. Was really close to sparking a massive debate with my cousins.

 

[BigDug13]

the problem with boobs is that there's not much you can do about them without surgery as they start to droop or your children have their go at them. But dat ass in some yoga pants on a woman who hits the gym or yoga studio or anywhere else she can tone it is godly and is possible to maintain for much longer with age. Give me nice ass and perky boobs for the long haul. Big boobs are for temporary fun before the ravages of age set in, even if the cleavage look in a hot outfit is legendary.

 

[Shadybiz]

i would think finely tuned legs would be the next thing to go crazy for.

Always loved legs, too. I kinda think that legs and butts go hand in hand. Preferably MY hands. That whole lower hemisphere, really.

 

[isuzu]

I have an ok ass (98cm) and skinny legs. I look weird as fuck.

 

[jackal27]

I am a booty man through and through, but my wife got both so...

¯_(&#12484_/¯

#teamdoublemotorboat

 

[JDSN]

My man.
I'm a boob connoisseur stuck in a country of butts plebs.

This is the kind of shit blasphemous of why you are not welcome to your own city, traitor.

 

[Zombine]

I am a booty man through and through, but my wife got both so...

¯_(&#12484_/¯

#teamdoublemotorboat

Yo, I have the same problem and I wouldn't change it for the world.

 

[-Ryn]

Truth.

Addendum: there's no bigger tragedy than a chubby girl with no ass and no tits. Nature can be cruel some times.

For those people I wish them much gold

Spoiler

so that they may invest in future science that allows for total body modification without surgery or sag

Also love. Much love and luck.

So I posted earlier saying I cannot choose which is better.

In order to get a better understanding of myself, I decided to sacrifice my valuable time and invest in a lot of internet research in boobs vs ass, culminating in the return to Major Lazer's Bubble Butt music video.

I think I am an ass guy.

Welcome bro.
We have the loveliest if seats here.

I was born a boob boy but as I matured I became an ass man.

Mah man

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Oblivion]

Chris Sanders demonstrates why big ass/smalll boobs can work:

https://www.google.com/search?q=chr...a=X&ei=b1GLVM2MO4LwoATanID4Dg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ

Women, still can look pretty feminine by just having a good ass. While I don't have any pics to show examples, imagine a big boobed woman with a completely flat lower half. Not really very feminine.

 

[riotous]

Labia man here. The more elaborate the better.

 

[-Ryn]

Labia man here. The more elaborate the better.

I'm... I'm so confused right now...

 

[leroidys]

America once again on the right side of history.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Legs > Everything

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The more I see this chick, the more I like her.

[quote="terrisus, post: 142992412"]UK prefers breasts?

[IMG]http://www.terrisus.com/pictures/gaf/plane.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Upper New England is boobs over butts, and it's better than lower New England. That's where my plane is heading. Or car, since it's two hours away. :p

 

[RoKKeR]

Utah, disappointed. Butts all the way.

 

[crazy monkey]

boobs man here.

 

[Patapwn]

What is Antarctica's position on this matter?

 

[nestea]

So, Kim Jong-un is an ass man then. Great to see North Korea reppin.

 

[Heshinsi]

My brethren doing god's work over in Egypt. So proud of you guys.

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Haha, a flat ass is so, so, so much more depressing than a flat chest.

 

[valkillmore]

Butts > Boobs

But boobs, tho.

 

[Exploding8]

I'm sorry but butts being > boobs is something I can't get behind

har har... har....

Spoiler

VIVAN LAS BOOBIES

 

[unholyrevenger72]

[P(F+x(DR)]
A[(T+1)/A] = S

P-personality
F-Face
x- Frequency of position
D- Doggy Style
R-Reverse Cowgirl
A-Ass
T- Tits
S- Sex Appeal

Ass is scientifically better and Essential, the whole equation disappear if she ain't got no booty

 

[Pinko Marx]

America stay winning. Reppin that team #bootylick.

 

[Steamlord]

[P(F+x(DR)]
A[(T+1)/A] = S

P-personality
F-Face
x- Frequency of position
D- Doggy Style
R-Reverse Cowgirl
A-Ass
T- Tits
S- Sex Appeal

Ass is scientifically better and Essential, the whole equation disappear if she ain't got no booty

wouldn't the denominator simplify to just T+1, which means A is removed completely from the equation

ya done goofed

 

[Paskil]

I'm probably a large part of Wisco being red. Never prouder of my state.

 

[Desi]

Haha, a flat ass is so, so, so much more depressing than a flat chest.

yes. whenever I see the negative ass my face just twists to the unknowns.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

wouldn't the denominator simplify to just T+1, which means A is removed completely from the equation

ya done goofed

No. If she has no booty 'A' is given the score of Zero, you don't remove the variable.

 

[BravesCountry]

Big curvy ass and small boobs >>>>>>> big breasts with a flat, no ass

If you agree with this, then you're an ass man.

Emily Grey proves this theory correct

 

[Professional Enthusiast]

I'm all about:

 

[esms]

My only thoughts on this matter:

 

[trixx]

Dahell Canada..

I was born in Ghana though so I'll roll with that. Lol @ Africa, they know whats up.

 

[ZZMitch]

I always knew that Maine shared more than a border with our friends to the north...

 

[Trey]

Haha, a flat ass is so, so, so much more depressing than a flat chest.

You ain't never lied.

 

[crazy monkey]

i think i am goona change my answer to why not both. but still boobs is the first thing i check.

 

[Ecto311]

Someone needs to remind all the butt states that turds come from there. I am a boob guy and have been for a long time and half the reason is no turds come from the middle of them.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

When it comes to physical attraction I start with the face... Boobs, butts, legs, ect can vary but I'll pretty much always prefer a face I find pretty.

EDIT: I love the fact that "face" doesn't show up anywhere in the article.

 

[Steamlord]

No. If she has no booty 'A' is given the score of Zero, you don't remove the variable.

You're correct if A=0, but...but is it possible to have such a small booty that it actually equals 0? I feel like booty size can only approach zero, never actually reach it. But then, if A>0 then its value would cancel out of the equation, because you're both dividing and multiplying by A.....I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm arguing about a made-up sex appeal equation

Emily Grey proves this theory correct

My man.

 

[Heshinsi]

Dahell Canada..

I was born in Ghana though so I'll roll with that. Lol @ Africa, they know whats up.

The same can be said about NA and SA. Argentina, Canada, and Egypt stand in the face of idiocracy. Every child is born knowing boobs > butts. It's fucking science.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Feet and Pregnancy? What the fuck.

What's wrong with feet?

 

[Buckethead]

I can't be attracted to a woman without respectable-sized boobs. Shape is important, too. #confessiongaf

Although dat ass has far more utility, I will admit.

 

[unholyrevenger72]

You're correct if A=0, but...but is it possible to have such a small booty that it actually equals 0?

It's personal Subjective Score, if you feel that girl deserves a Zero on the Booty, then it's a Zero

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Feet and Pregnancy? What the fuck.

What's wrong with pregnancy?

 

[Steamlord]

It's personal Subjective Score, if you feel that girl deserves a Zero on the Booty, then it's a Zero

I question your methodology...but as a fellow ass man, I'll let it slide.

 

[terrisus]

Feet and Pregnancy? What the fuck.

What's wrong with feet?

What's wrong with pregnancy?

What's wrong with and?

 

[fastmower]

Booties in dresses >>>>>> booties in tights

this is wrong

 

[ZROCOOL]

I'm part of the boobs over butt club.

 

[fastmower]

Haha, a flat ass is so, so, so much more depressing than a flat chest.

I tell this to my friends all the time.