This is news to me, then again I don't watch Globo hahaha.
Me too. I always though that they train people to not to talk with the carioca accent. o_ô
This is news to me, then again I don't watch Globo hahaha.
Is there an equivalent to this in Brazil?
Haha, fake! 'Abre a porrrrrrlllta mano!'Yes, São Paulo city accent.
True story.Nobody likes Rio speak.
Haha, fake! 'Abre a porrrrrrlllta mano!'
Not really. We have like a different accent for each state, with different expressions and slangs, but its nothing THAT different, we still understand each other easily. There is not a general one, even though the main tv channel here (Globo) tries really hard to make the carioca (rio's accent) the official one, forcing soap opera's actors that aren't even from rio, to train and get the accent. One of the most stupids things ever, really.
Nah. We capixabas don't have accent, so our's better. 8)The paulistano accent is probably the closest thing we have to the General American.
ô Raimu hum hen nhô ham nhá?Some Nordestinos speak with insane accents. Sometimes it's impossible to understand what they're trying to say.
Nah. We capixabas don't have accent, so our's better. 8)
Your state doesn't even exist, of course you have "no accent".
Yes, São Paulo city accent. Nobody likes Rio speak.
And everyone loves yours I'm sure
Your state doesn't even exist, of course you have "no accent".
edit : why no mention of salvador in the OP ? best carnaval in the country, and I hear it's food, people and language are really unique!
Yes.
You should step outside you little walled garden then
I remember my ex's dad joking with me that I sounded like a god damn égua when I spoke Portuguese, because I would always confuse male and female pronunciation. So eventually he nicknamed it Noruégua accent.
Brazilians will get it.
I remember my ex's dad joking with me that I sounded like a god damn égua when I spoke Portuguese, because I would always confuse male and female pronunciation. So eventually he nicknamed it Noruégua accent.
Brazilians will get it.
Some Nordestinos speak with insane accents. Sometimes it's impossible to understand what they're trying to say.
Is there an equivalent to this in Brazil?
Yo, brazilian here as well. Brasília represent!
I'd say that the "brasiliense" accent fits this description more than any other. Well it's a bit funny to call it an accent, because more than anything it's a lack of accent or weird pronunciations... We pronounce the "r' in porta correctly, don't sound like a fucking snake with our "s", speak our "d" and "t" softly as they should be, not like some wannabee argentinian from the pampas and so on. A very famous newscaster called Ana Paula Padrão is from here and since the 90s all newscasters have been trained to emulate her "accent".
Wich is more hilarious because EVERY cliche european mad scientist in fiction here (specialy german scientists) do exactly the same xD
So there is SOME true in that !
For me the worst accent to understand are those extreme "minas gerais" accents where everything has the sound of "iiimmm"
Yo, brazilian here as well. Brasília represent!
I'd say that the "brasiliense" accent fits this description more than any other. Well it's a bit funny to call it an accent, because more than anything it's a lack of accent or weird pronunciations... We pronounce the "r' in porta correctly, don't sound like a fucking snake with our "s", speak our "d" and "t" softly as they should be, not like some wannabee argentinian from the pampas and so on. A very famous newscaster called Ana Paula Padrão is from here and since the 90s all newscasters have been trained to emulate her "accent".
The Brasiliense accent is so sexy.
I have a friend from Brasília that... Hnnng, my heart.
The Brasiliense accent is so sexy.
I have a friend from Brasília that... Hnnng, my heart.
Yo, brazilian here as well. Brasília represent!
I'd say that the "brasiliense" accent fits this description more than any other. Well it's a bit funny to call it an accent, because more than anything it's a lack of accent or weird pronunciations... We pronounce the "r' in porta correctly, don't sound like a fucking snake with our "s", speak our "d" and "t" softly as they should be, not like some wannabee argentinian from the pampas and so on. A very famous newscaster called Ana Paula Padrão is from here and since the 90s all newscasters have been trained to emulate her "accent".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VN78BnMHg
Her accent sounds pretty neutral to me. It's the one that I usually associate with Brazil. I speak EU Portuguese.
I do that often. I don't live in Rio.
I remember my ex's dad joking with me that I sounded like a god damn égua when I spoke Portuguese, because I would always confuse male and female pronunciation. So eventually he nicknamed it Noruégua accent.
Brazilians will get it.
Sure pal, sure.I do that often. I don't live in Rio.
Took long enough for the Rio hate to creep its head in the thread. Have fun reading this post in my terrible, awful accent that no one likes!
Took long enough for the Rio hate to creep its head in the thread. Have fun reading this post in my terrible, awful accent that no one likes!
I'm fluminense and not carioca as I wasn't born in the actual city of Rio, but since I have the accent it would probably be enough for you to hate me.I love Rio, really gorgeous place, just hate cariocas.
We don't hate Rio. We hate your accent! :'D
Yeah, there's always people with all kinds of accents around here so it's hard to develop any sort of rage against others way of speech when you hear so many of them at work/school, haha.Wow, wow. C'mon, let's chill, people. There's nothing to see here.
I'm from Rio. Born and raised. I know that our accent is a little... Hated by everyone... But it just seems right to me. But i work with people from all around the country, so i don't really care about how the people talk, otherwise i would be nuts. If they speak portuguese in a intelligible way, no probs.
Yes, São Paulo city accent. Nobody likes Rio speak.
True story.
Rio has the worst accent ever. Whenever I go there I feel like if I hear someone say "leke/lesk/muleque" 1 more time I'll commit mass murder.
I love Rio, really gorgeous place, just hate cariocas.
Wow, wow. C'mon, let's chill, people. There's nothing to see here.
I'm from Rio. Born and raised. I know that our accent is a little... Hated by everyone... But it just seems right to me. But i work with people from all around the country, so i don't really care about how the people talk, otherwise i would be nuts. If they speak portuguese in a intelligible way, no probs.
Aw, c'mon, gimme a hug...
Ah, the malandragem thing is definitely something that can bother even a lot of cariocas and yeah, I guess it's something that comes with the territory. As a matter of fact I can take the jokes (and joke back) about the accent and everything else in real life, but it makes me a bit sad when people are serious with the prejudice and extrapolations. :/lol just to be clear I'm mostly joking when I say we hate cariocas, they're just an easy target like people from Boston in the US.
I live in a city where the vast majority of people come from somewhere else so you listen to all kinds of different accents all day long (I work for the government so there's literally people from pretty much every state in my department).
There is kind of a subsconscious link between the carioca accent and the whole "malandragem" culture tho, which is where most of the animosity comes from IMO.
That and flamenguistas.
We don't hate Rio. We hate your accent! :'D
Seriously, some bus drivers can be insane, they go fast as fuck when there's no traffic. It was even scarier some years ago when most buses were falling apart. This reminds me of the "How to Drive in America: a guide for Brits" thread we had a while ago and how much of it applies to the traffic here. I was laughing so much when I read it back then, just change America to Rio. Weakness vacuum, bitch clues. Lol.I hate the way people drive in Rio.
SPECIALY busses.
Never my life felt so in risk than when I entered a buss in Rio after midnight.
...but the "wikipedia" street signs are awesome.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479765British drivers are often fascinated by the differences, apart from the direction we drive and the side of the car the steering weel is on, so heres a handy guide to some of our standards.
STOPPING DISTANCE: Most important. In the UK safe stopping distance is often hundreds of feet. In America, the gap between vehicles traveling at high speeds is called a WEAKNESS VACUUM and should be filled IMMEDIATELY. Inform the car in front of you that you are not weak by tailgating it at 70mph with no intention of overtaking. Which brings us to...
OVERTAKING LANE: Note, it is not called the FAST LANE in the US, because it is designed for elderly people in Buicks or Cadillacs to go at about ten miles less than the posted speed limit. They are using their turn signal as if to indicate they will merge right. They will not. They will simply keep going until a mass of pedestrians at a Farmer's Market eventually slows them down. Which brings us to...
TURN SIGNALS: in the US, these are actually called BITCH CLUES. Used correctly, they will show the drivers around you what you just did - one blink to indicate you already veered in front of them. However, used incorrectly they will alert other drivers of your intention to turn, merge etc, giving them ample time to accelerate or decelerate to PREVENT you from doing whatever maneuver you foolishly gave away.
MERGE LANES: if you are on the freeway already, watch out for merge lanes. Other drivers will, incredibly, try to get on the freeway. Make sure you get all the way over to the merge lane and accelerate or decelerate to prevent them from going to wherever they are trying to go. If you are merging ON to the Freeway, it is best to lock your speed at 40mph and haphazardly try to jerk your car into a gap, ensuring a cascading brake effect ten miles behind you.
EMERGENCY/HANDBRAKE: This is a vestigial device found in American cars and does nothing at all. However, it is important to get a car that has a foot activated handbrake that jams down to the floor and cannot be unarmed without doing something counterintuitive, like putting your car in gear or jamming it harder. Whatever you do, NEVER use it when parking on a hill. This shows people that you are an idiot. Instead, make sure your wheels are completely parallel to the sidewalk and put the car in gear before getting out.
PARKING: Americans will think a vehicle parked facing south at the side of a northbound lane is a speeding vehicle and scream, crash and die. It is therefor illegal in most places to park your car facing the opposite direction of traffic flow.*
SCHOOLBUS: if you see a SCHOOLBUS anywhere near you, with any kind of lights flashing at all, just turn around and go home. Nothing further can be done in your car that day.
ROUNDABOUT: In the states these are sometimes called "Traffic Circles" but more commonly, CHAOS VORTICES where the laws of nature, physics and common sense break down at an Event Horizon. Here, particles, or vehicles, are wrenched into a kind of existential incoherence where nobody has the slightest fucking clue what to do next.
PARALLEL PARKING: if you see someone use their BTCH CLUES to alert you they are about to pull into a parking spot, by creeping parallel to the car in front of the spot, it is IMPERATIVE that you drive right up to their bumper and force them to abandon the maneuver completely and drive around the block to find another spot.nif you are too late to prevent this, either lay on the horn or veer wildly into the oncoming traffic as if the person parking was an actual explosion.
* this is actually true.
Seriously, some bus drivers can be insane, they go fast as fuck when there's no traffic. It was even scarier some years ago when most buses were falling apart. This reminds me of the "How to Drive in America: a guide for Brits" thread we had a while ago and how much of it applies to the traffic here. I was laughing so much when I read it back then, just change America to Rio. Weakness vacuum, bitch clues. Lol.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479765
Yep. I usually don't need to use it much but public transit still happens to be one of my biggest beefs here (along with things being so expensive, but that's more of a country-wide problem as we all know and suffer). Thankfully improvements are happening (more like being forced) because of the cup and olympics. Even disregarding how most drivers roll, transportation is still one of the main problems in the city and the municipalities around it. The situation of Supervia's trains is just shameful.Hey, I posted in that thread! Haha.
The bitch clues and schoolbus parts are the best.
I have never used Rio's public transportation. Guess I'm not missing out on much.
HAHAHA, haters gonna hate.
Not only Rio is considered the cultural capital of Brazil, but the carioca dialect was the only one made "official" by a President's decree in 1961.
Of course that's not the official policy of the State nowadays, that says that all regional accents are equal, but it's an indicative of the prestige the carioca dialect has/had.
http://www.filologia.org.br/viicnlf/anais/caderno12-07.html
Seriously, some bus drivers can be insane, they go fast as fuck when there's no traffic. It was even scarier some years ago when most buses were falling apart. This reminds me of the "How to Drive in America: a guide for Brits" thread we had a while ago and how much of it applies to the traffic here. I was laughing so much when I read it back then, just change America to Rio. Weakness vacuum, bitch clues. Lol.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479765
See the micro wikipedia like description ?
That's for sure. I study in the fundão island and it just makes me sick how the transport is so bad. Sometimes i wait even an hour just to ride in a bus that is crowded as all hell that leaves me in a place that is only 30 minutes walking from my home. It's crazy.Yep. I usually don't need to use it much but public transit still happens to be one of my biggest beefs here (along with things being so expensive, but that's more of a country-wide problem as we all know and suffer). Thankfully improvements are happening (more like being forced) because of the cup and olympics. Even disregarding how most drivers roll, transportation is still one of the main problems in the city and the municipalities around it. The situation of Supervia's trains is just shameful.
Not only Rio is considered the cultural capital of Brazil, but the carioca dialect was the only one made "official" by a President's decree in 1961.
Took long enough for the Rio hate to creep its head in the thread. Have fun reading this post in my terrible, awful accent that no one likes!
I hate the way people drive in Rio.
SPECIALY busses.
...but the "wikipedia" street signs are awesome.