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[Linkstrikesback]

Lol, the Telegraph are reporting that May will threaten to leave the EU before the 2019 dealine

That'll show em

You can't be serious. Someone, Please tell me she didn't say that in her speech she was supposed to be giving now.

What a fucking fuckup the UK is.

 

[Nevasleep]

Lol.

 

[anonymous_abc]

Any live feeds?


http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-41359581 might work.

 

[Uzzy]

Who the fuck goes to the heart of the Renaissance, into a lovely and beautiful old basilica, only to give a speech infront of a boring plain white backdrop?

Idiots can't even get that right.

 

[theaface]

Lol, the Telegraph are reporting that May will threaten to leave the EU before the 2019 dealine

That'll show em

Darkest of dark timelines.

 

[Nevasleep]

Any live feeds?


http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-41359581 might work.

Sky News Live YouTube Might be geoblocked.

 

[oti]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...u-eyes-world-us-major-brexit-speech-florence/

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my god what am I reading...


this is going to be AMAZING

 

[EmiPrime]

Guardian live feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUFpahcEOX8

 

[theaface]

I had to stop myself booing at the TV when she walked out. Hold on to your red, white and blue butts.

 

[Xando]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...u-eyes-world-us-major-brexit-speech-florence/

 

[chadskin]

She traveled all the way to Florence ... to stand in front of a white poster?

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[oti]

'Exciting times for many people in Europe too'

Frankfurt's drug dealers are partying since the referendum.

 

[keep]

I wonder how much this joke is costing us UK taxpayers. Go stand in front of your fucking house to give a speech you wanker.

 

[CTLance]

My only regret is that I can't watch the livestream, if that leak is true.

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my god what am I reading...

this is going to be AMAZING

Brexit has always been prime popcorn material, but the Brits are really going for the extra mile now. A for effort.

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[Xando]

She's making a pretty good case for joining the EU

 

[jufonuk]

She's making a pretty good case for joining the EU

yeah this is an odd speech, also why isn't the pound dropping??

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[8bit]

What the fuck is she talking about?

 

[EmiPrime]

Stop saying "British people want". Please.

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[oti]

What the fuck is she talking about?

Please understand.

 

[Jackpot]

May says mass migration and terrorism are two examples of challenges to our shared European values that we can only solve in partnership.

Climate change, and the proliferation of nuclear weapons by North Korea, are other examples of challenges that must be tackled internationally.

These challenges can only be tacked by like-minded people coming together.

Why is she describing the EU?

 

[Starwolf_UK]

Calling Brexit off in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ...

Nope she went into "yeah, but we took back cuntrol. worf it" mode

 

[Xando]

This is like me stretching a presentation when i'm unprepared and just try to flatter the other side

 

[8bit]

This is the sort of improvised waffle you create on the hoof when you didn't do any work for a speech.

Sad face, 0/10 See me.

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[oti]

professionalism

David Davis



bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[jufonuk]

subtext behind this speech is

I don't really want to do this, we're sorry we've been twats...let's forget our madness let us off please.

 

[keep]

That bit about the UK never really having felt at home in the EU is so baity.

 

[theaface]

"Significant progress".

Today I learnt that my threshold for classifying something as 'significant' is markedly different to hers.

 

[Jackpot]

Do you think there's a single EU politician who doesn't realise "be imaginative and creative" is a poorly-disguised euphemism for "tear up all the guidelines and laws that protect you to give us all your benefits with nothing in return".

 

[CTLance]

Damn my slow mobile interwebs.

This truly sounds amazing. Advertising the advantages of cooperation with EU in a speech on leaving the EU. Woooow.

 

[anonymous_abc]

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[danowat]

"imaginative and creative"

Also know as living in cloud fucking cuckoo land.

 

[jufonuk]

ahahahah the language of these speech is all Partners etc etc

it will be an EEA/ norway deal calling it now.

lol lol lol 180 again ahhahahahaha

UK realised trolling the EU is a bad idea and now ate humble pie.

 

[Chinner]

This speech has been pointless so far, and will so nothing to prompt negotiations further.

 

[theaface]

ahahahah the language of these speech is all Partners etc etc

it will be an EEA/ norway deal calling it now.

Just said no single market or customs union. We still in fantasy cake and eat it mode.

 

[EmiPrime]

"We want a new framework"

"No you must fit into an existing framework"

"Oh.... "

 

[jufonuk]

Just said no single market or customs union. We still in fantasy cake and eat it mode.

i'm a bit behind stream wise. my bad.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

ahahahah the language of these speech is all Partners etc etc

it will be an EEA/ norway deal calling it now.

I'm betting this all leads to her announcing hard rexit myself, not like anything else about this makes any sense

 

[Xando]

Did she just suggest EEA countries are undemocratic

 

[Muffin1611]

Did she just suggest EEA countries are undemocratic

Yes she did

 

[chadskin]

Someone check on Barnier, I think he just exploded from laughing.

 

[theaface]

So no EU membership, no EEA, no single market, no customs union and no 'standard' FTA.

Let's get... creative.

 

[oti]

She's basically saying the UK deserves something better than ANY OTHER NATION ON THE PLANET because reasons.

 

[Muffin1611]

"We can do soooooo much better than this"

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo

 

[danowat]

I'd love to see behind the scenes when they are writing these speeches, it must be an amazing sight to behold.

 

[EmiPrime]

She's basically saying the UK deserves something better than ANY OTHER NATION ON THE PLANET because reasons.

because "be creative".