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[XiaNaphryz]

http://www.sfgate.com/food/article/Burger-King-announces-Valentine-s-Day-adults-10930005.php

When making plans for Valentine's Day, most couples wouldn't consider Burger King an option for a romantic night out.

The fast food chain is trying to change that in Israel, where they're offering a special "adults meal" just in time for Valentine's Day.

According to AdWeek, the adult meal comes with two Whoppers, two orders of french fries, two beers, and one romantic adult toy.

No word on what that toy might be exactly, though Burger King Israel's promotional video gives us a few hints. It shows a takeaway box with an eye mask, a feather duster, and a scalp massager.

The "adults meal" will only be available on Valentine's Day after 6 p.m. to customers who are 18 years or older at Burger King's Israel locations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TgNEwe1gdw

 

[Trojita]

I was not expecting those to be the toys.

 

[Dinokill]

I was expecting a dildo.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Now that's what I call a happy meal!

 

[Snowybreak]

Oh my god.

 

[pelicansurf]

It'd be funny if you just reach into your happy meal and pull out a giant purple dildo.

 

[Kurtofan]

the fuck's a scalp messenger

 

[HawksWinStanley]

the fuck's a scalp messenger

Something that'll change your life. Love those things.

 

[Slayven]

I was not expecting those to be the toys.

I was

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

the fuck's a scalp messenger

 

[Reverend Funk]

Are scalp massagers sexy?

 

[studyguy]

Adult meals with those items?

Here's a feather duster, go clean the house.

Rub my head with that thing.

Fuck you that Whopper left me feeling bloated, where's those blinders I'm going to bed.

 

[HStallion]

I would have preferred dipping sauces that acted as a lube and onion cock rings

 

[Sparse]

Ba-da ba-ba-ba, I'm dusting it

 

[Kinsei]

OH, that thing goes on your head. I was thinking it was meant to go somewhere else.

 

[Ashhong]

Awwwwwwwwww

 

[studyguy]

OH, that thing goes on your head. I was thinking it was meant to go somewhere else.

As the internet puts it, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Sectorseven]

Hmm, this or a McDonald's candlelight dinner?

 

[SliceSabre]

OH, that thing goes on your head. I was thinking it was meant to go somewhere else.

I hope it wouldn't go anywhere else.

Not that I'm kinkshaming or anything...

 

[DeBurgo]

OH, that thing goes on your head. I was thinking it was meant to go somewhere else.

It can go anywhere you want, it's not like it comes with instructions.

 

[jooso]

the fuck's a scalp messenger

The best cheap thing ever

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Hmm, this or a McDonald's candlelight dinner?

There's also the various pizza places offering heart-shaped pizzas.

 

[Sanjuro]

Honey, I feel too fat to fuck.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Fifty shades vagina balls please.

 

[Sparse]

That's it, scratch the BBQ sauce into my pores, then lather the rest of it across me with the duster. What out for the greasy mask, though!

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

Scalp massagers are incredible feeling. Seriously y'all, have someone do it to you. It always sends chills down my spine lol

 

[capitalCORN]

I'm sure the was a vast market too shy to enter a sex store, but more than willing to buy Burger King for the sake of a tickler.

 

[Violence Jack]

I was expecting an inflatable Burger King for...... stuff.

 

[DoomGyver]

the fuck's a scalp messenger

Your woman when you're eating her out.

 

[Sanjuro]

Scalp massagers are incredible feeling. Seriously y'all, have someone do it to you. It always sends chills down my spine lol

What about scalp massagers for people with tiny hands?

 

[veryslowhand]

Happy ending meal

 

[smokeymicpot]

I was expecting a dildo.

Same or a butt plug or something.

 

[Clipse]

I was expecting a dildo.

Same lol. These toys are pretty tame.

 

[Volimar]

I've only ever seen the scalp massagers used on dogs.

 

[Morat]

I was not expecting those to be the toys.

I was expecting a dildo.

Yup.

 

[Brashnir]

What about scalp massagers for people with tiny hands?

Are you asking for a "friend," Donald?

 

[Herr Schwarz]

18+ though? A feather duster sounds great for kids to clean up their own shit. Mini dustpan and brush next.

Dunno where the sexual excitement comes from with any of those toys. I suppose with two of them you could stick them inside ya girls body to create some fluffy pronged monster.

Maybe the blindfold is to give her so she can't see what ya doing I dunno.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

...


I would buy this!

 

[Skatterd]

This is just the best

 

[the1npc]

Randy bobandy would be all over this

 

[XiaNaphryz]

18+ though?

The meal comes with two beers, 18 is the legal drinking age in Israel.

 

[Waddle Dee]

What the fuuuuuuuck?

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

Nice!

Love scalp massagers.

 

[Yohane]

Super tacky.

A whopper shaped dildo would have been way better.

 

[John Kowalski]

Wow those are the tamest sex toys ever invented

 

[urge26]

For those not in Israel, you always have White Caste Valentine's day reservations. Complete with table cloth.

 

[mattwhite924]

Cause nothing says "Let's get it on" like fast food burgers?

 

[*Splinter]

Were people really expecting dildos from Burger King?

This is a cute marketing gimmick though

 

[Rentahamster]

Are scalp massagers sexy?

You don't necessarily have to massage your scalp with it...