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[Panthalassic]

I actually hate how those scalp massagers feel.

 

[AntChum]

You're going to need that blindfold if you really plan on taking your sweetheart to Burger King.

"Where are you taking me, Harold?"
"You'll see in a minute, just put this on."
"Why does it smell of grease and broken dreams?"
"Shut up, and prepare to be wined and dined."

 

[Reverend Funk]

You don't necessarily have to massage your scalp with it...

Yeah you can use it on your knees too but that doesn't seem very sexy either.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Cause nothing says "Let's get it on" like fast food burgers?

Wake Up With The King.™

 

[perfectchaos007]

I'm jealous BK Israel gets this, but at the same time, Israelis are all forced to join the army for at least 2 years so they deserve some extra fun time

 

[Conciliator]

your supposed to put the other end of the scalp massager in your butthole, then you sit on someone's head

 

[Order]

where's the dildo

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Should have just done 50 shades of greyer promotion. No doubledong double whopper no buy.

 

[MCN]

A Happy Meal with a Happy Ending?

 

[Spaced Harrier]

Those scalp messagers do me wrong.

It's like when you pet a cat backwards. But my soul.

 

[chrisPjelly]

They should includes whip cream and sausages for all of our orifices' needs

 

[Fuu]

scalp massager can be kind of crazy when someone else uses it on your head. caught me off guard the first time.

 

[nullset2]

Are scalp massagers sexy?

For me, everything is sexy.

 

[Mariolee]

This needs to be a thing everywhere lol

 

[N.Domixis]

Those in op aren't adult toys. Lmao

 

[Rest]

1. Why
2. What is the head scratcher for?

 

[PAULINK]

I was expecting pocket pus***, dildos, penis/vag pumps, butt plugs, bondage lengerie, gyno clamps Burger King flavored lube. Those in op aren't adult toys. Lmao

whats a pocket pus**?

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Beats the $30 italian meal.

 

[abstract alien]

Wow those are the tamest sex toys ever invented

You just don't have an imagination. You use the feather tickler, then turn it around and use the other end.