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[Reversed]

Does it come bundled with Pepto? Geez.

 

[Rymuth]

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Already stated but, amazing gif!

 

[Amalthea]

wonder what color poop it gonna be this time ....LOL, might try this

Dark red but not from the buns coloration...

 

[213372bu]

I can't wait for people with fucking cast iron stomachs berating normal people because their bodies have the reaction that most have to this kind of shit becomes a thing of the past.

As someone who has a weak stomach, had IBS, and has acid reflux, people saying "geeze can't wait to have the shits after this" sound so weird.

if you have diarrhea every time you go get fast food or eat something spicy you need to check yourself out.

Most people having green shit after eating the Halloween burger though, THAT's something to talk about.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Dark red but not from the buns coloration...

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[RootCause]

Do you get to poop red?

 

[RiccochetJ]

After trying the Halloween Whopper, I think I'm going to stay away from bread with massive amounts of food coloring in them for a little bit.

 

[EYEL1NER]

I can't wait for people with fucking cast iron stomachs berating normal people because their bodies have the reaction that most have to this kind of shit becomes a thing of the past.

You would think BK and Taco Bell and other fast food joints would have closed up shop years ago if that was the reaction most normal people have to their food.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Hmm, you may have a point with that. That does kind of axe a lot of my choices.
Honestly though, I much prefer banana peppers, I think they taste way better and are of a similar spicy-level. I'm no pepper expert so I don't know what other mild options there would be, but surely some variety is warranted.

I just don't think japalenos taste very good.

I'd be down with banana peppers. Serrano peppers maybe. They are not too hot but different from the typical jalapenos

 

[Slayven]

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that is what you will see on your toilet tissue after wiping

 

[RootCause]

*People arguing over holding your shit*
In gaf we really do fight over just about anything. :3

 

[EYEL1NER]

I'd be down with banana peppers. Serrano peppers maybe. They are not too hot but different from the typical jalapenos

I don't know that I have eaten too many food-stuffs with serranos in them but I would like to, because I've got a really good strawberry serrano hot sauce that I have been using recently on a lot of food.

 

[John Kowalski]

"the Big Mac that is disappointed in you"

holy shit i'm losing it

 

[213372bu]

*People arguing over holding your shit*
In gaf we really do fight over just about anything. :3

If fight means typing out a message while doing other things on your phone, laptop...

yea

lol

 

[Sesuadra]

It's been years since I ate at BK. This was my favorite though.

best burger ever.

 

[SoulUnison]

I can't wait for people with fucking cast iron stomachs berating normal people because their bodies have the reaction that most have to this kind of shit becomes a thing of the past.

If this is the reaction "normal" people have to fast food I don't understand how McDonalds has "billions served," much less how every other fast food giant has been so incredibly profitable and expansionary over the course of their existence.

If a product quickly and consistently causes physical distress, the company responsible tends to do poorly, not, you know: the exact opposite.

And if people who don't get magically stupidly sick from fast food are "berating" in your eyes, imagine how frustrating it must be to constantly see a stream of unsubstantiated bathroom jokes from the other side. I can't wait until this pointless meme is a "thing of the past," and people take responsibility for their own diets and health.

 

[mreddie]

I can't wait for these drive by literal "shit posts" are a thing of the past...get your stomach checked

I'm sorry you have the digestive system of a sickly child.

I just posted the first thing everyone thought...

also this...

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

The over-saturation of japalenos in fast food must be stopped. There are far better, tastier and hotter peppers out there to choose from.

#nomorejalapenos

Yeah, but there aren't much cheaper.

 

[Robdraggoo]

Just the day i wanted the angry whopper again. Now they make my dreams come true making it bigger and angrier.

Hold me

 

[pgtl_10]

Will eat. Still need to try their hot dogs.

 

[Christian]

I feel like they should've gone with "Angrier Whopper". There's nowhere to go now that they're unveiling an "Angriest".

 

[erlim]

I bet it won't even be that hot.

But the bun is bright red.

 

[Arkeband]

These "X baked into the bun" things always turn out to be food coloring, so expect your poops to look like rainbow sherbet.

 

[The Lamonster]

So, red poop?

 

[TylerD]

After trying the Halloween Whopper, I think I'm going to stay away from bread with massive amounts of food coloring in them for a little bit.

I made my own with black american cheese. It made my poop dark green and it's nothing to worry about.

 

[mreddie]

So, red poop?

Blue

 

[Skunkers]

If this is the reaction "normal" people have to fast food I don't understand how McDonalds has "billions served," much less how every other fast food giant has been so incredibly profitable and expansionary over the course of their existence.

If a product quickly and consistently causes physical distress, the company responsible tends to do poorly, not, you know: the exact opposite.

And if people who don't get magically stupidly sick from fast food are "berating" in your eyes, imagine how frustrating it must be to constantly see a stream of unsubstantiated bathroom jokes from the other side. I can't wait until this pointless meme is a "thing of the past," and people take responsibility for their own diets and health.

^ This. ^

It's beef, bread (replace bread with tortilla in the case of Taco Bell), cheese, lettuce, tomatoes etc. It's not some fucking wild stretch for people to tell you that shouldn't be giving you diarrhea.

 

[marrec]

Can't wait for this, Angry Whopper is GOAT fast food burger (well, disregarding Sonic burgers) so this has to be good.

 

[mreddie]

^ This. ^

It's beef, bread (replace bread with tortilla in the case of Taco Bell), cheese, lettuce, tomatoes etc. It's not some fucking wild stretch for people to tell you that shouldn't be giving you diarrhea.

I normally eat at Taco Bell, I don't immediately go to the bathroom.

The gif was the first thing I posted because I couldn't find the Homer Fire Breath gif.

Seriously, that shit looks hot.

 

[malfcn]

Put some wet naps in the freezer first.

 

[WordAssassin]

This would be me, no joking, for real. Burger King already gives me IBS in the worst way possible so this would probably melt my insides. I'm so tempted though because I love spicy food and i'm always let down by tall tales of "This is so hot and ghost peppers, blah blah" and always come away disappointed. The hot sauce bun has me intrigued.

I'm in the same boat. Maybe their cooking has changed or maybe my stomach has changed but I am always a little ill after eating at BK. I can eat at McDonalds and at Taco Bell and be just fine but Burger King just makes my guts bubble.

Joining the team. I can eat McDonald's, Carl's Jr, Wendy's, even Taco Bell most of the time, and not have a single problem. But it's like the second I stand up from eating at Burger King, my body just shuts down. I can't eat there anymore, it happened the last two times I've gone and they were spaced months apart so BK is sadly just not for me ):

 

[Amalthea]

So, red poop?

Yep.

 

[The Lamonster]

Blue

Blue comes from black buns though

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

I love the Angry Whopper , can't wait!

 

[Dennis]

It's been years since I ate at BK. This was my favorite though.

This looks good, I should try this at least once.

 

[Jonbo298]

Blue comes from black buns though

That caused neon green poops. I wasn't sure if I should see a doctor or not.

 

[Robot Pants]

There's a trailer?!

 

[RootCause]

There's a trailer?!

We have preorder for Tacos.

 

[Yonafunu]

I love the Angry Shopper, this sounds even better. Probably not going to be that spicy though.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

It's been years since I ate at BK. This was my favorite though.

This portrays the peppers to be fresh. I doubt they would actually come fresh.

 

[OneEightZero]

The burger has been remixed so often that the only "unique" change is dyeing the bread.

Yuck.

 

[jabuseika]

Are jalapenos considered hot?

:\

 

[RiccochetJ]

I made my own with black american cheese. It made my poop dark green and it's nothing to worry about.

Haha! You're right of course. I think it was more the fact that the bun's texture was weird and quite frankly didn't taste all that great. But maybe it was that specific one that I had. I haven't had BK since then.

 

[valkillmore]

I think Burger King are the greatest for stuff like this.

 

[Days like these...]

Delicate constitution GAF is right on time. I love the Texas Whopper (has jalapeños) so I'm going to give this a shot.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Delicate constitution GAF is right on time. I love the Texas Whopper (has jalapeños) so I'm going to give this a shot.

 

[OneEightZero]

Are jalapenos considered hot?

:\

I think jalapeños prepared in the way presented on that burger tastes bad. They're much better roasted.

What do you call the way those are presented? Brined? Pickled?

 

[Roc]

So what happens when they want to make something even angrier? They kind of backed themselves into a corner here.

 

[Dead Prince]

this burger might turn your poo red unlike the black bun burger.

 

[SenorArdilla]

this burger might turn your poo red unlike the black bun burger.

Bloody hell.