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$300 for a tiger cub? What a deal!
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc...ng-CBP-Inspection-in-Otay-Mesa-441656843.html
The discovery of a Bengal tiger cub stashed in the back of a car led to an American teenager's arrest at the Otay Mesa Port of Entry Thursday.
Luis Eudoro Valencia of Perris, California, faces federal charges for trying to sneak the exotic animal into the U.S. The 18-year-old told investigators he had arranged to pay $300 for the cub from a man he saw walking a full-sized tiger on a leash in Tijuana.
Around 1:30 a.m., Valencia arrived at the Otay Mesa port of entry, according to CBP. Officers conducted an inspection and then referred the vehicle for a secondary inspection. When they searched Valencia's car, they found a tiger cub lying on the floor of the front passenger side.
When asked if it was a tiger, the passenger claimed it was just a cat.
Agents from U.S Fish & Wildlife Service have the tiger cub in their care, according to CBP. They are working with San Diego Zoo Global to ensure its well-being. The tiger cub appeared to be in good health and is currently at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park in Escondido.
UPDATE: Tiger at the SD Zoo's Safari Park:
Video of Tiger cub at the Zoo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yis-DIbos-g