Let's fuck.
Flame_AC CULT
You know that sound an open hand makes when it slaps a bare supple ass from a perfectly perpendicular angle? You're half a pair of flip-flops and you echo with an indecent ripple.
GreatCharleston 50% TOWN
I'm torn. I think you're using those Danganymedaneeda pics to spice up your boring Ordinary Tourist life.
Lone_Prodigy Night 1 RIP
Ordinary Cultist
Rats Off To Ya 110% TOWN, 100% "TOWN"
You contribute and you "
contribute". You understand #TownLife.
UNCONDITIONAL TRUST: Rats Off To Ya
I really think you're Town. I hope I'm right.
Neuromancer CULT
Get out of my mind, mageling. You're there, but you're not.
Fireblend Night 1 RIP
Witch Doctor
Sorian CULT/NEUTRAL
I don't believe you're Town, and if you are, you're too publicly pro-Town for the Cult to keep alive any longer, if they're practical. If you're not dead in 2 or 3 Nights at the rate you're going, you're probably Cult, or a fellow Neutral.
OG "
Town" Cultists; if you're smart, you should terminate Sorian ASAP if you want to win this more cleanly and efficiently. Or else, go hardcore and try manipulating him to be your cover like I did, by slipping him a framework of role hints and allowing him to put words in your mouth to fill out your character sheet for you; thereby, publicly disguising you with minimal effort on your part. That's how "
Town" uses these types of analytical machine-gun players. Risky, but rewarding.
If you're wondering why I'm telling you this despite saying I'm legit pro-Town; there comes a time in every Town's life when Town must choose to be Town, or "
Town". I want you to go "
Town" on Sorian. I want to witness the slow burn. Kill him, and create a power vacuum.
Darryl, can you put a stop to my chosen champion? You are both cut from the same cloth; but, who is the paladin, and who is the inquisitor?
"
Town" chooses. Town obeys.
TheWorthyEdge ??? NEW*
How you doin'?
Droplet 50% TOWN, 50% "TOWN"
You go with the flow, but sometimes you don't. I can't read you. And--
Never Forever 11% CULT
--I can't read you either. However, with you, I
feel something. You maintain a presence, but remain mostly under the radar, like Droplet. You get in and out. I know there's an intellect there and I feel it watching, I feel you watching. If Sorian is the commander, I see you as his lieutenant; but, you and Droplet are interchangeable in that regard. You're like his left and right hands. One of you is sinister. I think you are.
I find the both of you hella suspicious, and I just can't shake off that blank space.
Sorry for dissing your waifu before, that's a line no man should cross.
johnnyquicknives ??? NEW*
I see you're getting cozy with Sorian. I look forward to seeing what you do.
ultron87 CULT/NEUTRAL
Timeaisis.copypasta
Matt Attack The Other.
I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for
you, meddling kid. Fucking Scooby Snacks.
Tucah Day 1 RIP
Ordinary Tourist
Timeaisis CULT/NEUTRAL
His hard-on to get me killed since Day 1 is exactly what I wanted to tease out of his pants with my body language. I'm a highly convenient target for any player to acknowledge, hence an easy means to maintain a presence in-game through. I doubt a real, smart Town would commit to harassing me with constant vote attacks like he has. You're either Cult, or a Neutral 3rd-party trying to skirt the Line enough during daylight in order to dissuade the Cult from offing you.
Darryl Where's your fuck?
You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
Lord of Castamere TOWN, 1% CONCENTRATED "TOWN"
This island doesn't have a waterfall. I know we've played together before Mr. Castamere, but what are you playing at now? I don't understand. What are these moves? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOVES. WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP, MR. CASTAMERE? WHAT IS THIS FILTH; RIGHT JAB TO SOLAR PLEXUS, FORWARD SLIDE DOWN CHAIR AS SEATED TO DOUBLE-KICK OPPONENT'S CHAIR LEGS ACROSS. SHOCK TOPPLES HIM FORWARD ONTO TABLE, I LET MOMENTUM SLIP ME FULLY UNDERNEATH IT; GROIN KICK, GROIN KICK. HIS LEGS SNAP TOGETHER IN PAIN REFLEX; KNEES BUCKLE. THERE'S THE TICKET. SIR'S CENTRE OF GRAVITY SHIFTS TO THE TABLE'S DOMAIN, I EXTEND TO ACCEPT THE PRESENTED FARE; PRONE THROAT-PUNCH THROUGH THE WOOD ABOVE. IT SPLINTERS UPON ME. THROAT-PUNCH, THROAT-PUNCH. THROAT-PUNCH. YOU CALL
THAT SHERLOCK COSPLAY!?! It's pretty good.
You're absent sporadically and intermittently enough to suggest that you're on a side-forum, especially considering the depth of your contributions compared to your public appearances. Yeah, I said it. I said "contributions". This is serious business. Jobs are at steak.
Coppanuva 100% TOWN, 100% CULT
100% honest truth, I legit forgot why I was gunning for you in the first place. You just give off a distinct aroma of scum with a bouquet of shady masked under naive innocence. I do remember Rats having a presentable case against you though, y'all refer to him. At least, I think I remember. Coppanuva's probably a Mind Flayer or something. Or a really, really clumsy Ordinary Tourist with an Inkling hat.
RetroMG 60% TOWN
You're absent sporadically and intermittently enough to suggest that you're on a side-forum, especially considering the depth of your "contributions" compared to your public appearances. I think. I dunno.
ScraftyDevil 50% TOWN
Part of the Sorian Squad, yet apart from it? Your unique accent is a very effective tool for masking your true feelings. I've added it to my spell book.
Blargonaut
#xanax
nin1000 CULT
You're from the same cask of wine that Coppanuva was poured out of, but you were left out in the air too long before the tasting and everyone who sips you backwashes you back into the glass. Then pets come and try to lick you out because you still smell of the old vintage despite being mixed with discerning saliva, but their tongues aren't long enough to reach your backwash at the bottom and so they give up after trying for a few seconds.
Vylash ??? OLD*, CULT LEADER?
Cthulhu. Dat indifference.
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20 remain.
MAJOR CULT SUSPECTS (x9) (x8)
- Flame_AC
Lone_Prodigy
- Neuromancer
- Sorian
- Never Forever
- ultron87
- Timeaisis
- nin1000
- Coppanuva
MAJOR NEUTRAL SUSPECTS (x3)
- Sorian
- ultron87
- Timeaisis
TOWN GUESSES (x9) (x7)
- GreatCharleston
- Rats Off To Ya
Fireblend
- Droplet
Tucah
- Lord of Castamere
- RetroMG
- ScraftyDevil
- Coppanuva
???* (x3)
- TheWorthyEdge
- johnnyquicknives
- Vylash
*(
Regarding the recent replacements; it might be useful to go back and read the posts of the original players, if any, and also consider the time between their predecessors went absent to the time the new souls came to inhabit the empty roles. It might give you more insight into the roles these weird strangers now inhabit.)
MEDDLING KID (x1)
NASA BRUCE WILLIS (x1)
DARRYL (∞
20 remain.
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*
puts hand up*
No breeze. No storm. All doldrums. Is this how you're all going to escape the Isle? Waiting for the wind to come to topple the dominoes for you? Pathetic.
I'm giving you the chance to use these fingers. Fuck the sea. None of us are swimming out there and making it alive. Our best option is to go deeper. Deeper into the island.
Innocents will die. Innocence will die. They don't care.
Let's make them.
I usually hate doing lists, because all it does is conveniently put words into people's mouths for them to manipulate to their own ends and hide behind, instead of allowing people to speak up for themselves. It's too direct a conversation piece for everyone involved. No, Sorian. I prefer the indirect approach of abstractly teasing people to see what their priorities are.
But, I'm choosing to sell-out for once. If you want more of this corporate-ordered direct-to-home-DVD list shit straight from
me, let's go
Plan 800 Feet. Lynch someone else today.
Or, kill me now and take the easy reward from my death; fine, I don't care about losing. I never have. I care about "
winning". I care about COURAGE.
Follow me, sightseers; follow me to the heart of dankness. Do you know who I am? I'm fucking H.P. Lovecraft. We arrived here on a cruise. Now let's depart on the
Love Boat.
I'm the one who fucks the tentacles.
S'MAKE YOUR CHOICE, NERDS.
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A:- Play the main quest with Sorian, who is sworn to carry to your burdens. (
Lynch Blargonaut today, and I shall bestow my Blessing upon you, no ire.)
OR
B:- Take my fucking side-quest to the heart of the Shivering Isles. (
Don't lynch me today, because I'm a known quantity; instead, lynch an unknown quantity to gain 100% unknown info, and gamble with the fact that I may or may not survive to Day 3 for you to use me. It's entirely a cosmic gamble that relies on power role distribution and blind faith in the stars. Let's fuck. REMEMBER: My Blessing's damage output scales the higher the level/Day you are when you claim me, but only to a point. Lynch me on Day 3. It's the sweet spot.)