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[Mohonky]

Waaaaiiiit, an Australian animal that ISN'T poisonous?

Or is it just not worth listing it as a fact since it's safe to assume that it is poisonous

Not poisonous. I live on a street named after these guys because they are around here.

Doesn't really need to be poisonous though, we get plenty of Brown snakes and Redbelly's here. Was kind of hoping the Wedges would go round and eat them all.

 

[BeforeU]

lol I have a feeling this thread is going to be epic.

 

[El Topo]

Not only is it poisonous, it shoots laser beams and conjures an army of spiders from another dimension.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if it could do that it would have been mentioned in the picture. I think you're lying. Sorry.

German Propaganda. The Imperial Eagle is not in the running for world's largest.

Yeah, that picture wasn't even made by a German. Sorry. Nice try though.

 

[TheCochese]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

 

[SatoAilDarko]

Legit terrified of geese now after that thread. Had no idea the terror that existed before me.

Are those teeth on its tongue?

 

[echoshifting]

I am now dead

 

[Zantetsuken]

Are those teeth on its tongue?

Unfortunately yes, my friend

http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/31/11823876/what-do-we-know-about-geese-really

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=534717

 

[-Horizon-]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

Thanks Obama

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Bald Eagles even look like they belong in America.

Bald, aggressive, baggy pants, muscles.

 

[NH Apache]

Bald eagles are still the national bird and national animal of the U.S., but this may prove contentious should Trump win the presidential election in November.

CBC zinger out of left fucking field

 

[Wellscha]

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

Can someone please make this the most America photo ever?

 

[Bare Grills]

I wonder which one is tastier

 

[Timedog]

I'd fuck up a goose so quick with a flurry of punches, but I'd at least give a bold american eagle a warning first.

 

[TheCochese]

That photo could be the new NHL logo.

 

[titiklabingapat]

The USA should have kept the Philippines as a territory just so they can steal the Philippine Eagle and rename it as the American Eagle.

Look at this magnificent motherfucker right here:

 

[JordanN]

Can someone please make this the most America photo ever?

I tried.

 

[TheCochese]

The USA should have kept the Philippines as a territory just so they can steal the Philippine Eagle and rename it as the American Eagle.

Look at this magnificent motherfucker right here:

Philippines or Jersey Shore?

 

[Archer]

Owned.

 

[krae_man]

Goose was just doing rope a dope in honor of Mohammed Ali.

Also oh my god the eagle looks so proud of himself.

 

[Stinkles]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

NAFTA!

 

[Fox318]

I tried.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

This thread is brought to you by The United States of America. Fuck yea, 'merica!

Take that Canadia! USA! USA! USA!

 

[Angry Grimace]

USA USA USA

They have lots and lots of Bald Eagles in Canada lol

 

[Piecake]

They have lots and lots of Bald Eagles in Canada lol

Those are American birds waiting and willing to give Canada a taste of True Freedom when called upon

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Its an omen from the heavens. It signifies that soon, America will have its claws into Canada. They will suffer grave wounsa but manage to get away.

We're coming, Canada.

 

[lastplayed]

 

[Makonero]

I was going to find a picture or video with a bald eagle and a beaver (the true Canadian animal) but all I could find were incredibly gruesome photos.

Yeah, I'm not posting those.

 

[oneils]

I tried.

Nice.

 

[Piecake]

I tried.

The Eagle should be clapping and be surrounded with eagles in bikinis who are also clapping and have fireworks, explosions and the American flag in the background

 

[More_Badass]

Legit terrified of geese now after that thread. Had no idea the terror that existed before me.

Got a link to the thread?

 

[The Albatross]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

I've never been so proud

 

[cr0w]

Goddamn fuck geese, seriously. My wife and I were trying to take a walk a couple weeks ago and a goose decided he didn't like the route we were taking. She had to take off her shoe and fight him off with it.

I had already moved about thirty feet away, I didn't want any part of that.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Goddamn fuck geese, seriously. My wife and I were trying to take a walk a couple weeks ago and a goose decided he didn't like the route we were taking. She had to take off her shoe and fight him off with it.

I had already moved about thirty feet away, I didn't want any part of that.

Damn you just left your wife behind?

 

[cr0w]

Damn you just left your wife behind?

She picked the fight against my advice. I've gone toe to toe with a goose before, I'm not doing it again.

She's a strong woman, she can fight her own battles.

 

[More_Badass]

She picked the fight against my advice. I've gone toe to toe with a goose before, I'm not doing it again.

She's a strong woman, she can fight her own battles.

When a mountain lion crosses your path and she leaves you in the dust, don't come complaining to GAF

 

[lupinko]

The monkey eating eagle would thrash both, and would still have time to shoot up any corrupt officials and criminals.

 

[the_batman]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

God Bless America!

 

[Bare Grills]

Got a link to the thread?

Pretty sure it's this one
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1217997&page=1

 

[bobnowhere]

Wedge-Tail Eagles still have nothing to combat Australia'a real threat, The Magpie. Look at the fear in his eyes.

 

[Oppo]

Its an omen from the heavens. It signifies that soon, America will have its claws into Canada. They will suffer grave wounsa but manage to get away.

We're coming, Canada.

if we take our name off the maps, you'll never find us.

we'll hide inside the metric system

ot - as someone who rides through roads full of canada geese on a regular basis, I'd much sooner fuck with a bald eagle

 

[andythinkpad]

I tried.

Need more Whopper, chicks in american bikini and Hulk Hogan.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

USA! USA! USA!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Is American Bald Eagle the coolest looking national animal? I think so.

What's Russian's national animal? Mamma Bear?

The eagle is the coolest national animal though.

It's a flying dinosaur.

the Bald Eagle is the national BIRD, not official animal, US doesn't have an official animal although the Bison is the national mammal.

 

[Oppo]

the Bald Eagle is the national BIRD, not official animal, US doesn't have an official animal although the Bison is the national mammal.

the bald eagle is your national animal according to multiple sources

also birds and mammals are both animals

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[Litan]

We all know the American bald eagle is really a chump.

Damn. The Imperial is like the super saiyan of eagles.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I tried.

Lmao

 

[Apathy]

That face is one of pure regret

 

[GoldenEye 007]

She picked the fight against my advice. I've gone toe to toe with a goose before, I'm not doing it again.

She's a strong woman, she can fight her own battles.

Haha whatever works! I've never actually come across a goose, but I feel like I'd be able to hold my own. I hope at least...

My GF would get picked apart, though!

 

[Log4Girlz]

I tried.

American Goose approves