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[Oblivion]

Geese are dicks. This is no surprise:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-geese-who-have-taken-over-my-daughters-bedroom-a-3981

 

[ajim]

Eagle should've fucked him up.

Geese are terrible. Almost as evil as pelicans.

 

[Kinsei]

That eagle got lucky. The goose would have torn it to shreds if it was in a bad mood.

 

[MCN]

We all know the American bald eagle is really a chump.

Canada Geese attack planes, too. Ask Chesley Sullenberger.

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Can someone please make this the most America photo ever?

 

[Summer Haze]

Those Geese are fuckers. Every time I'm cycling down the canal this time of year they're up on the path with their young, meaning I have to stop and get hissed at and chased every five minutes because they're dipshits and won't simply dive into the water. I'm not trying to steal your babies, I just wanna go home.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

If a Canadian geese attacks you just pee on it to chase it away.



I haven't actually tested this, but it sounds like it should work.

 

[retroman]

Sweep the leg, goose!

 

[Dennis]

This thread is pure gold.

 

[dbztrk]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

Amazing! Makes me proud to be an American.

 

[cr0w]

Haha whatever works! I've never actually come across a goose, but I feel like I'd be able to hold my own. I hope at least...

My GF would get picked apart, though!

This is a fool's hope. It will only lead to ruin.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Do any countries have a vulture as a symbol? Vultures are best birds.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Silly Americans. Even with your ninja magic we still out smart you.

God bless Canada.

 

[HStallion]

I like the bald eagle but I'd be cool with the Raven or Crow as the American bird. They go snow boarding!

 

[samwyse]

No relevance to anything, I just love this gif.

Less relevance.

 

[cr0w]

Do any countries have a vulture as a symbol? Vultures are best birds.

I had a vulture smash into my windshield at 65 mph driving to Houston a few years back. It was 20 minutes into a 4-hour drive, and the remaining 3 hours and 40 minutes were white-knuckle terror. You don't realize how big those things are until one almost takes your car out.

 

[Already Torn]

A goose freeing itself from an eagle's talons is not a happy ending. Those geese are horribly invasive and should be remove from communities in any way possible.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I had a vulture smash into my windshield at 65 mph driving to Houston a few years back. It was 20 minutes into a 4-hour drive, and the remaining 3 hours and 40 minutes were white-knuckle terror. You don't realize how big those things are until one almost takes your car out.

Yeah they're pretty big. My high school biology teacher was part of a wildlife rehab program and had found a younger injured Turkey Vulture that he brought to class once.

 

[SpecX]

No relevance to anything, I just love this gif.

Couldn't find a slower one, but reminds me of this.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

A goose freeing itself from an eagle's talons is not a happy ending. Those geese are horribly invasive and should be remove from communities in any way possible.

What?

You think Canada is sending you their best geese? The geese we send to the states are rapists, drug dealers etc.

The only way you can keep these geese out is to build some sort of barrier, that canada pays for

 

[Leafhopper]

Proto G Gundam.

 

[PeskyToaster]

It's nice to see the animal world reflect our own in such poignant and majestic ways.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Less relevance.

BATTLE MODE ENGAGED

 

[Already Torn]

What?

You think Canada is sending you their best geese? The geese we send to the states are rapists, drug dealers etc.

The only way you can keep these geese out is to build some sort of barrier, that canada pays for

Or you could shoot them and make soup. They're bad dudes, that I can tell you.

 

[LordOfChaos]

The Goose is said to have confused the Eagle by apologizing profusely. The eagle was later found with a maple syrup and poutine gift basket.

 

[Sephzilla]

USA! USA! USA!

oh my god lmao

 

[El Topo]

Canada Geese attack planes, too. Ask Chesley Sullenberger.

No one cares about your geese, Canada. Get an eagle or get lost.

 

[lazygecko]

Predictabu

 

[Kite]

The USA should have kept the Philippines as a territory just so they can steal the Philippine Eagle and rename it as the American Eagle.

Look at this magnificent motherfucker right here:

Looks like anime character hair.

 

[Lexxism]

No one cares about your geese, Canada. Get an eagle or get lost.

Well, you guys are currently borrowing our bald eagles.

 

[Cowie]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

https://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E?t=44

 

[TheCochese]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

Oh, it involves a mate alright.

 

[ldcommando]

can´t handle all that freedom

 

[Horsemama1956]

Should really be called the North American Bald Eagle. They're all over most of Canada.

 

[Netherscourge]

 

[El Topo]

Well, you guys are currently borrowing our bald eagles.

Yeah, I'm not American. Sorry, mate.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

people really have to make everything about Trump

Can't escape hearing about him now no matter what type of non political threads you open up. He is definitely a fan favorite.

 

[Tom Nook]

Doesn't look like a stalemate.

Don't Fuck with the United Sates of America.

 

[capslock]

What in G_d's name is that?

 

[stonesak]

I tried.

I came.

 

[Ray Wonder]

What in G_d's name is that?

Condor

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Reminds me of

 

[shadowkat]

I would have said the goose. They are mean fuckers and I keep my distance when I see them.

 

[3N16MA]

That was a Canadian Bald Eagle. Stop stealing our Eagles!

 

[AtomicShroom]

And what about a Canada Goose jacket fighting off against an American Eagle jacket? Who would win?