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Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria

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Stitch

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Breaking News | Breaking News Chinese authorities seize 7,221 human penises on cargo ship from Nigeria

A total of 7,221 penises of African origin have been seized by the Chinese customs officers in what has now been tagged the world’s biggest
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“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”
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Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than US$1.15 billion, adding that similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.
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Human penises were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.
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The guy opening the boxes
thats a penis GIF


Chinese people really love their penis drugs
 
Stitch

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Alright I'm stupid. Fact checkers say this is fake
factcheck.afp.com

Story claiming Chinese confiscated shipment of 7,200 penises originated on satirical website

A story that has been shared multiple times on social media, including WhatsApp, claims that thousands of human penises shipped from Nigeria in a refrigerated container were intercepted in China. The claim is false; the story originated on a satirical website, and the accompanying photo was...
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But who's fact checking the fact checkers? :pie_thinking:
 
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eddie4

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Stitch said:
Alright I'm stupid. Fact checkers say this is fake
factcheck.afp.com

Story claiming Chinese confiscated shipment of 7,200 penises originated on satirical website

A story that has been shared multiple times on social media, including WhatsApp, claims that thousands of human penises shipped from Nigeria in a refrigerated container were intercepted in China. The claim is false; the story originated on a satirical website, and the accompanying photo was...
factcheck.afp.com factcheck.afp.com

But who's fact checking the fact checkers? :pie_thinking:
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Fact Checkers: 'Just tell them it's fake, shut up dude."
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ThatStupidLion

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“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

wait wait wait- THATS why?!
 
DeepEnigma

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DadEggs said:
“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

wait wait wait- THATS why?!
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You don’t want another “bat soup” situation on a wet market, now do ya? Huh? Huh?
 
ThatStupidLion

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two questions that are not answered in the article that I need to know

1. how fresh were the penises. are they dried, or just new and kept on ice?
2. what ages are the penises. are they 21? or 81?
 
Hawking Radiation

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What in the ever living fuck ??!!

Christ, we're not going to make it another century on this planet.

DadEggs said:
two questions that are not answered in the article that I need to know

1. how fresh were the penises. are they dried, or just new and kept on ice?
2. what ages are the penises. are they 21? or 81?
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Skewered & deep fried. Chinese deep fry fucking anything.
 
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“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”
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So if they were certain that they weren't contaminated then they would allow them to be sold in China?
 
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