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Sean Waltman (X-Pac) stated on his official message board today that his ex-girlfriend, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer was arrested on January 1st for "domestic battery." The following is from his statement:

"Joanie (Laurer) was arrested on 1/1 for domestic battery. She assaulted me, struck me in the head and face countless times after getting back from the Playboy Mansion. There were several witneses to her behavior, including Jeff Meecham from The Extreme Mayhem Show, and unfortunately, my two children witnessed and heard all of this. She was released today, once again, having to suffer no consequences for her behavior. Show showed no remorse."

Waltman and Laurer have had a very strange relationship, including the release of a sex tape late last year.

some photos of the participants

Xpac

Chyna

 

[Trakball]

All I can think about is the back of the box for her "home movie". Dear god. I saw things I wasn't really prepared for.

 

[Willco]

I guess we know now who was the BITCH and who was the BUTCH.

 

[bishoptl]

THEY MADE A SEX TAPE, FOLKS

ORDER NOW

 

[NLB2]

Are you sure that's a woman?

 

[trilobyte]

I've seen the sex tape. I had my eyes covered w/ my hands -- but I peeked a little and I swear there were 2 penises in there somewhere

 

[Trakball]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

 

[DJ Sl4m]

hahaha, OMG I have to see this, is it a homeade bootleg or real store sold DVD ?

 

[Guzim]

I got everything I ever wanted
And I'll never give that back
Oh I know you hate X-Factor
But you ain't gotta look at me like that
I said you ain't gotta look at me like that

 

[Matlock]

 

[Trakball]

hahaha, OMG I have to see this, is it a homeade bootleg or real store sold DVD ?

It's real. Well, I mean, I dunno how AUTHORIZED it is, but it's real.

I didn't think I was breaking any rules. Sorry about that.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Holy shit dude, her lips/clit is almost the same size as him. :lol :lol :lol

 

[DJ Sl4m]

LMFAO, even better, the video is all over newsgroups.
I'm going to download this fucker now. :lol :lol :lol

I have to see if she's had a change or just that changed from all her test injections of the past.

 

[Trakball]

Hahaha, DJ Sl4m, you're a little too excited to see this.

 

[Malleymal]

I saw the movie, I threw up, I erased , I cant forget


========D C=============


^^^^^ Never forget

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Hahaha, DJ Sl4m, you're a little too excited to see this.

:lol I may be agreeing with you once I watch it.

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

Isn't there a lot on assne in the video?

 

[Keyser Soze]

This shit give a whole new meaning to the phrase "X-Pac Sucks"

 

[Trakball]

:lol :lol :lol

Isn't there a lot on assne in the video?

Oh god, "assne"?! :lol

 

[Brannon]

Goddamn, her clit alone could put the beatdown on XPac.

 

[Socreges]

"SEAN FUCKS JOANIE IN THE ASS"

:lol no kidding

 

[EclipseGST]

*barf......stupid curiousity......*DIES

 

[Shinobi]

Goddamn, her clit alone could put the beatdown on XPac.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

i can't believe how easy that video was to find. And wtf was that thing?! That video's worse than tranny porn!

 

[EclipseGST]

i can't believe how easy that video was to find. And wtf was that thing?! That video's worse than tranny porn!

Cause it is TRANNY porn..u're GAY

 

[StoOgE]

dude, its like a universe in there. A universe with a penis growing in it.

 

[J2 Cool]

Curiousity killed more than the cat, jeez.

 

[boutrosinit]

I saw some images of this ellusive video. In short, she has a clit the size of a mini-cock. The hood looks like rolled back foreskin due to the size of said clit. I shit ye not. It's very bizarre. Not attractive at all.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Penis envy.