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College Football Offseason: FEAR THE TREE (and other non-threatening PC mascots)

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mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
It's ttk! We've talked about this, man. :p
Or, and I'm just spit-balling here, you can give the approval process a kick in the pants to speed it up so that the totally new-to-Neogaf poster and fan of the USC-W Trogans, orangemin, can get his account approved. Then HE can write the threads and pm it to one of us can post it up.

Win-Win
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
Top 25 names in College Football 2013

1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR)
T-2. Wave & Blaze Ryder (Navy DB & C)
4. Silverberry Mouhon (Cincinnati DL)
5. Thor Jozwiak (South Florida OL)
6. Win Homer (Boston College OL)
7. ‘Chocolate’ Wilson (Marshall DB)
8. De’Asian Richardson (Louisville DL)
9. Spiffy Evans (Boston College WR)
10. Taco Charlton (Michigan DL)
11. Dee Liner (Alabama DL)
12. Spencer Drango (Baylor OL)
13. Chongo Kondolo (Nebraska OL)
14. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Alabama DB)
15. Jerry ‘BooBoo’ Gates (Bowling Green DB)
16. Chris Blewitt (Pittsburgh PK)
17. Johnny Ragin III (Cal LB)
18. Cassanova McKinzy (Auburn LB)
19. ‘Money’ Hunter (Arkansas State DB)
20. Sirgregory Thornton (Arkansas State RB)
21. Munchie Legaux (Cincinnati QB)
22. Robert Godhigh (Georgia Tech RB)
23. Konockus Sashington (North Texas RB)
24. Hugs Etienne (Wisconsin DB)
25. Pharoah McKever (NC State WR)
 
I wonder how long Nebraska's sell out streak is going to keep going.

I mean if Bill Callahan's losing season didn't do it, I don't know what the fuck will. Expanding the stadium too much in one go and failing to sell the tickets to cover all the seats added in the expansion?

Call me crazy, but I personally think it ends in 5-10 years.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
How come our USCe contingent hasn't told us about the Dixon Brothers.

Won't link the story (Guy who shall not be named), but there are 2 half brothers, with the same name (Gerald Dixon), who are the son of a former Gamecock player (Gerald Dixon) with different moms.

Meet Gerald Dixon, Jr., who was born on March 30th, 1993.

Then you can meet Gerald Dixon who was born on August 7th, 1993.

Like now, it was a good time to be a football player in College back in 1992.


It also makes me think, in another Decade or so, Recruiting Sites are going to be filled with Travis Henry's kids.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
Hold your horses. The Shawn Kemp kids haven't made their mark on basketball yet.

Are they that age already?

Someone should compile a list of potential Recruiting hauls.
Shawn Kemp
Travis Henry
Antonio Cromartie
Ray Lewis
I hear Marshall Faulk has a bunch.
 

Monroeski

Unconfirmed Member
Money Hunter from that top 25 list is Torii Hunter's son. He had 3 kids in last year's recruiting class: Money (went to Arkansas State), Torii Jr. (went to Notre Dame), and Darius (don't know what happened to him after he was arrested for sexual assault his senior year, though I think the charges were dropped).
 

Subitai

Member
Are they that age already?

Someone should compile a list of potential Recruiting hauls.
Shawn Kemp
Travis Henry
Antonio Cromartie
Ray Lewis
I hear Marshall Faulk has a bunch.
Shannon Sharpe? I don't follow that stuff enough to be helpful in this area.
 
Top 25 names in College Football 2013

1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR)
T-2. Wave & Blaze Ryder (Navy DB & C)
4. Silverberry Mouhon (Cincinnati DL)
5. Thor Jozwiak (South Florida OL)
6. Win Homer (Boston College OL)
7. ‘Chocolate’ Wilson (Marshall DB)
8. De’Asian Richardson (Louisville DL)
9. Spiffy Evans (Boston College WR)
10. Taco Charlton (Michigan DL)
11. Dee Liner (Alabama DL)
12. Spencer Drango (Baylor OL)
13. Chongo Kondolo (Nebraska OL)
14. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Alabama DB)
15. Jerry ‘BooBoo’ Gates (Bowling Green DB)
16. Chris Blewitt (Pittsburgh PK)
17. Johnny Ragin III (Cal LB)
18. Cassanova McKinzy (Auburn LB)
19. ‘Money’ Hunter (Arkansas State DB)
20. Sirgregory Thornton (Arkansas State RB)
21. Munchie Legaux (Cincinnati QB)
22. Robert Godhigh (Georgia Tech RB)
23. Konockus Sashington (North Texas RB)
24. Hugs Etienne (Wisconsin DB)
25. Pharoah McKever (NC State WR)

Funny last names shouldn't count. Nicknames should count even less.
 

cashman

Banned
Top 25 names in College Football 2013

1. ‘Fudge’ Van Hooser (Tulane WR)
T-2. Wave & Blaze Ryder (Navy DB & C)
4. Silverberry Mouhon (Cincinnati DL)
5. Thor Jozwiak (South Florida OL)
6. Win Homer (Boston College OL)
7. ‘Chocolate’ Wilson (Marshall DB)
8. De’Asian Richardson (Louisville DL)
9. Spiffy Evans (Boston College WR)
10. Taco Charlton (Michigan DL)
11. Dee Liner (Alabama DL)
12. Spencer Drango (Baylor OL)
13. Chongo Kondolo (Nebraska OL)
14. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Alabama DB)
15. Jerry ‘BooBoo’ Gates (Bowling Green DB)
16. Chris Blewitt (Pittsburgh PK)
17. Johnny Ragin III (Cal LB)
18. Cassanova McKinzy (Auburn LB)
19. ‘Money’ Hunter (Arkansas State DB)
20. Sirgregory Thornton (Arkansas State RB)
21. Munchie Legaux (Cincinnati QB)
22. Robert Godhigh (Georgia Tech RB)
23. Konockus Sashington (North Texas RB)
24. Hugs Etienne (Wisconsin DB)
25. Pharoah McKever (NC State WR)

It's a shame that Yourhighness Morgan graduated.
 

Monroeski

Unconfirmed Member
Apparently a blog run by a few female recent Tech graduates posted an open questionnaire for Kingsbury yesterday. By this morning he had actually responded. Some highlights -

What’s Wes Welker doing at this very second?
Counting all his money.

Old park or New park at Schlitterbahn?
Old park. Without loyalty we have nothing.

Which player is most likely to have the Les Miserables soundtrack on their iPod?
Jace Amaro

Exactly how many pairs of Oakleys do you own?
8

Exactly how many pullovers do you own?
5

Missed opportunity to ask how many pairs of cutoff capri sweatpants he owns.
 
Via Twitter:

"Tressel was asked by Dan Patrick if he thought he'd coach again. After a long answer he finished with "I would say probably not.""

Always what I thought. Hes built more for a administrative role at this point, could see him returning to youngstown st soon.
 

KingGondo

Banned
New TCU unis for the season opener vs. LSU:
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Mean.
 
That's actually facing south, it's Mt. Rainier, our local ticking time bomb.

At least the people on campus will have a great view when it explodes and rains fire down on the Northwest.

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Are you predicting Tacoma will be the new Vesuvius?

800px-Mount_Rainier_over_Tacoma.jpg


Because if it's active, I wouldn't buy property in that area.
Take pics of the volcanic lightning if you decide to stay and pray
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
last I heard, yeah, it was active, in the sense that it could go and year between now and hundreds of years from now.

I'm more likely to die from a tornado or hurricane before you guys go from Mt. Rainier.

ULTIMATE DARK JINX ENGAGE
 
last I heard, yeah, it was active, in the sense that it could go and year between now and hundreds of years from now.

I'm more likely to die from a tornado or hurricane before you guys go from Mt. Rainier.

ULTIMATE DARK JINX ENGAGE

At least they didn't build their stadium on an active fault line like Cal.
 
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Deleted member 8095

Unconfirmed Member
Flying into Memphis tomorrow morning as my quest to Auburn continues! 8 days! Go Cougs!
 

Subitai

Member
Next week at this time we'll be posting about Gameday guys.


Glad WCS is this week so I won't have to be switching between SCII and CF.
 

Talon

Member
The Northwest has been due for "The Big One" for a bit. Either an exploding mountain or an earthquake. Or both.
So has the Southeast, which is sort of hilarious to think about. There's a trench that practically follows 85 cutting through Atlanta. Supposedly there should be more tectonic activity in the next century.

Talk about a region that is in no way prepared.
 
Not buying this Ohio State hype. Their defense is gonna have issues.

Re: Herbstreit just picked them & Bama for title game. (Also, way to go out on a limb, Kirk. Preaseason #1 vs preseaon #2 is your title game pick? lawl)
 

Monroeski

Unconfirmed Member
It feels incredibly strange as a Texas Tech fan to be heading into the season concerned about the QB position but feeling incredibly confident about the front 7 on defense (and in fact the defense as a whole).
 

KingGondo

Banned
It feels incredibly strange as a Texas Tech fan to be heading into the season concerned about the QB position but feeling incredibly confident about the front 7 on defense (and in fact the defense as a whole).
How can you be worried with the PB&J Kid at the helm?

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Not buying this Ohio State hype. Their defense is gonna have issues.

Re: Herbstreit just picked them & Bama for title game. (Also, way to go out on a limb, Kirk. Preaseason #1 vs preseaon #2 is your title game pick? lawl)

Only issues will be at lb, our secondary and slime is going to be outstanding this year. Linebackers do make me nervous, outside of shazier they have been a disappointment, expect a lot of nickle sets this year
 
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