College Football Week 5: A Farewell to Ags

Status
Not open for further replies.

Cyan

Banned
Th4rw.jpg


After being courted by the SEC...

SxpBE.jpg

"Hey, come back here!"

RP8dD.jpg

"We're gonna keep doing this until you let us in."

B2cs9.jpg

"Look! We're rednecks too!"

...and weathering the terrible pressure Baylor brought to bear...

yC3Ff.gif

"Big Tweeeeeeeeeelve!"

...the Aggies at last decide that yes, they really do enjoy losing.

P7Avp.jpg

"Woooo! Next season we can do this every game!"

9Djjh.png

"We're just going to leave this here..."


No word yet on if they're changing the official A&M school seal.

S9eDz.png




Schedule:
Thursday, September 29
8:00 PM ET No. 16 South Florida at Pittsburgh
8:00 PM ET Houston at UTEP

Friday, September 30
8:00 PM ET Utah State at Brigham Young

Saturday, October 1
12:00 PM ET No. 14 Texas A&M vs. No. 18 Arkansas*
12:00 PM ET Minnesota at No. 19 Michigan
12:00 PM ET Northwestern at No. 24 Illinois

12:00 PM ET Mississippi State at Georgia
12:00 PM ET Penn State at Indiana
12:00 PM ET Rutgers at Syracuse
12:00 PM ET Toledo at Temple
12:00 PM ET Tulane at Army
12:00 PM ET Texas Tech at Kansas
12:00 PM ET Air Force at Navy
12:21 PM ET Kentucky at No. 1 LSU
12:30 PM ET Wake Forest at Boston College
12:30 PM ET Buffalo at Tennessee
1:00 PM ET Cincinnati at Miami (OH)
1:00 PM ET Akron at Eastern Michigan
2:00 PM ET Kent State at Ohio
2:30 PM ET Nevada at No. 4 Boise State
3:30 PM ET Auburn at No. 10 South Carolina
3:30 PM ET No. 15 Baylor at Kansas State
3:30 PM ET Southern Methodist at No. 20 TCU
3:30 PM ET No. 21 Georgia Tech at North Carolina State
3:30 PM ET Bowling Green at No. 22 West Virginia

3:30 PM ET Arizona at USC
3:30 PM ET Washington State at Colorado
3:30 PM ET Western Michigan at Connecticut
3:30 PM ET Marshall at Louisville
3:30 PM ET Towson at Maryland
3:30 PM ET Michigan State at Ohio State
3:30 PM ET Idaho at Virginia
3:30 PM ET Northern Illinois at Central Michigan
3:30 PM ET Bethune-Cookman at Miami (FL)
4:00 PM ET San Jose State at Colorado State
4:00 PM ET Arkansas State at Western Kentucky
6:00 PM ET No. 13 Clemson at No. 11 Virginia Tech
7:00 PM ET Ball State at No. 2 Oklahoma
7:00 PM ET No. 17 Texas at Iowa State

7:00 PM ET North Texas at Tulsa
7:00 PM ET Washington at Utah
7:00 PM ET Florida Atlantic at Louisiana-Lafayette
7:00 PM ET Duke at Florida International
7:00 PM ET Hawaii at Louisiana Tech
7:00 PM ET Memphis at Middle Tennessee
7:00 PM ET UAB at Troy
7:30 PM ET Rice at Southern Miss
8:00 PM ET No. 3 Alabama at No. 12 Florida
8:00 PM ET No. 8 Nebraska at No. 7 Wisconsin

8:00 PM ET North Carolina at East Carolina
8:00 PM ET New Mexico State at New Mexico
8:00 PM ET Notre Dame at Purdue
9:15 PM ET Ole Miss at Fresno State
10:30 PM ET UCLA at No. 6 Stanford
10:30 PM ET Oregon State at No. 25 Arizona State



AP Poll:
1 LSU (42)
2 Oklahoma (12)
3 Alabama (5)
4 Boise State (1)
5 Oklahoma State
6 Stanford
7 Wisconsin
8 Nebraska
9 Oregon
10 South Carolina
11 Virginia Tech
12 Florida
13 Clemson
14 Texas A&M
15 Baylor
16 South Florida
17 Texas
18 Arkansas
19 Michigan
20 TCU
21 Georgia Tech
22 West Virginia
23 Florida State
24 Illinois
25 Arizona State

Sports Information Directors':
1 Oklahoma (32)
2 Alabama (7)
2 LSU (20)
4 Stanford
5 Boise State
6 Oklahoma State
7 Wisconsin
8 Nebraska
9 South Carolina
10 Virginia Tech
11 Oregon
12 Florida
13 Texas A&M
14 South Florida
15 Clemson
16 Baylor
17 Texas
18 Arkansas
19 Michigan
20 TCU
21 Georgia Tech
22 Illinois
23 West Virginia
24 Florida State
25 Michigan State
 
GAF Pick'em Week 5 Games

Texas A&M vs. Arkansas by 5
Northwestern @ Illinois by 5
Rutgers @ Syracuse by 5
Air Force @ Navy by 7
Nevada @ Boise State by 17
Auburn @ South Carolina by 10
Baylor @ Kansas State by 13
Michigan State @ Ohio State by 4
Arizona @ USC by 13
Clemson @ Virginia Tech by 5
Texas @ Iowa State by 7
Washington @ Utah by 4
Alabama @ Florida by 4
Nebraska @ Wisconsin by 7
Ole Miss @ Fresno State by 7


My horribly misguided upset picks will have permanently crushed any hopes I have for winning the no-prize.

Cyan, if not for you, we would have been on College Football week 2 for the rest of the year. Good work for short notice!
 
Cyan,

You are about to start a boycott of California.

Actually, they are probably already boycotting you for being liburl.
 
Iowa State vs Texas at home in Ames. Let's beat them 2 years running Cyclones!

We have had a bunch of ranking votes, if we can beat Texas we'll be in the top 25 for the first time in years.
 
Cyan said:
RP8dD.jpg

"We're gonna keep doing this until you let us in."

Can someone explain?

GAF Pick'em Week 5 Games

Texas A&M vs. Arkansas by 3
Northwestern @ Illinois by 7
Rutgers @ Syracuse by 7
Air Force @ Navy by 10
Nevada @ Boise State by 28
Auburn @ South Carolina by 14
Baylor @ Kansas State by 3
Michigan State @ Ohio State by 3
Arizona @ USC by 14
Clemson @ Virginia Tech by 3
Texas @ Iowa State by 10
Washington @ Utah by 7
Alabama @ Florida by 14
Nebraska @ Wisconsin by 14
Ole Miss @ Fresno State by 7
 
Week 4: 2,718

Top 10 Week 4 posts

Lonestar 210
mre 154
zmoney 106
Cyan 78
I Push Fat Kids 77
jjasper 76
KingGondo 67
GodfatherX 63
perfectchaos007 62
StoOgE 61

Overall

mre 772
Lonestar 635
KingGondo 349
Cyan 329

bucknuticus drops, because he only posted 28 times. And it's too much work to see if anyone jumped him, so pfft.


Week1 4069
Week2 3378
Week3 2474
Week 4: 2718

Slightly up! I only assume because of the appearance of a Wild Cat.
 
The Gator fan in me from childhood wants them to beat Bama and LSU so bad....the Gamecocks in me of my adulthood wants them to lose bad because I know they'll be a tough one to beat come November.

Azwethinkweiz said:
Remember everyone, keep picking against Clemson in the pick 'em.

If you guys beat Tech, you go 11-1 this year. You have a cakewalk for the 2nd half of the season (thanks ACC!), save for USC ;)
 
Glad that conference play is finally starting. I'm not optimistic about beating Ohio State. We don't seem to be able to run against any half-decent team.

Nebraska at Wisconsin should be crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if these two have a rematch in the Big Ten Championship.
 
Wait is that dude sporting our lovely logo on a t shirt tucked into jeans with a necklace? Man this shit gets worse every day.
 
Awful performance by the FSU defense at Clemson on Saturday. The running game sort of got going, and Trickett played really well (minus the one INT). He actually had the best rookie start at FSU since Danny Kannell in 1993. He had pocket presence and dropped the ball deep. I have no problem with him. With that offence, we should have won the game.

But the defense, they were just horrid. They were basically useless until the 2nd half. I mean, they held Oklahoma to 23 points, including numerous goal-line stands. But they let Clemson get away with 35? That's pathetic. Two weeks in a row, I feel like the Seminoles beat themselves by allowing massive penalties at the most crucial moments in the game. Get rid of those moronic mistakes, and Clemson wouldn't have scored on two of those drives.

The injured players certainly didn't help, but the game was winnable without them (even EJ). Noles D need to get it straight, and stop fucking up. They're too keyed up, and are making stupid mistakes as a result.

Thank god we have a bye this week. I'm sure Jimbo will use the opportunity to straighten everybody the hell out.

P.S. Please choke Clemson. Please.
 
Should be another pair of great late games. The USC/ASU game was top notch. Though I'd be pretty pissed off if I was an exec at Powerade :<
 
Lonestar said:
Week 4: 2,718

Top 10 Week 4 posts

Lonestar 210
mre 154
zmoney 106
Cyan 78
I Push Fat Kids 77
jjasper 76
KingGondo 67
GodfatherX 63
perfectchaos007 62
StoOgE 61

Overall

mre 772
Lonestar 635
KingGondo 349
Cyan 329

bucknuticus drops, because he only posted 28 times. And it's too much work to see if anyone jumped him, so pfft.


Week1 4069
Week2 3378
Week3 2474
Week 4: 2718

Slightly up! I only assume because of the appearance of a Wild Cat.

lol, if i could find the time to watch more games and post during like i usually do i'd totally be up around there like previous years(well actually just last year i think)
 
andycapps said:
Can someone explain? Pick 'em coming later here..
I know more about horrific Aggy traditions than I ever wanted to, more than any human can know and still remain sane...

I blame Stooge.

They are summoning Cthulhu.
 
first real test for our d. hopefully we can throw off some of clemson's timing in their first road game this year.

i think gt will be team to beat this year in the coastal, anyways.

our qb play has been too uneven, and our punting is pathetic.
 
Gamecocks625 said:
The Gator fan in me from childhood wants them to beat Bama and LSU so bad....the Gamecocks in me of my adulthood wants them to lose bad because I know they'll be a tough one to beat come November.

We will likely hang with Alabama for 2-3 quarters. After that, our mistakes (probably on special teams and from the secondary) will really start to pile up.
 
Cyan said:
I know more about horrific Aggy traditions than I ever wanted to, more than any human can know and still remain sane...

I blame Stooge.

They are summoning Cthulhu.

They have a ton of bizarre traditions, but a couple of them are pretty cool. 12th Man is awesome.
 
Pac-12 Conference play starts.

Please for the love of everything good, Colorado. Do NOT lose to Wazzou.

Oh, who am I kidding.

*sob*

Intramurals, brother. We've got intramural players.
 
Ok, I actually threw all 4 Who Posted into an excel sheet. Saddened, by the results, but also because I actually created an excel sheet on this.

I can't believe I only posted three times last week. Not that I ever post that often, but still.

If it helps, the top 2 historical Auburn fans (DM doesn't count), have combined for 82 posts all season. Dali with only 9. Crowphoenix with 73. Then there's bearcatjosh with 25. I know there's another couple out there, but for now, I don't remember who you are. Start acting like jackasses, please. Or post some boob pictures. Something.

There's no rivals anymore, besides JJasper, and he's been contaminated with LSU SemeerrrrCornDogs.
 
Lonestar said:
Week 4: 2,718

Top 10 Week 4 posts

Lonestar 210
mre 154
zmoney 106
Cyan 78
I Push Fat Kids 77
jjasper 76
KingGondo 67
GodfatherX 63
perfectchaos007 62
StoOgE 61

Overall

mre 772
Lonestar 635
KingGondo 349
Cyan 329

bucknuticus drops, because he only posted 28 times. And it's too much work to see if anyone jumped him, so pfft.


Week1 4069
Week2 3378
Week3 2474
Week 4: 2718

Slightly up! I only assume because of the appearance of a Wild Cat.

Nooooooooooooooooooo, damn you 3:30 game making me get home late, and damn you classes for starting! Maybe something exciting will happen this week, theres only so much I can say about mid tier schools joining a new conference.
 
bucknuticus said:
Nooooooooooooooooooo, damn you 3:30 game making me get home late, and damn you classes for starting! Maybe something exciting will happen this week, theres only so much I can say about mid tier schools joining a new conference.

Fiiine, Mr. 274


BTW: Whatever happened to Pristine_Condition? 100 post week 1, 3 posts week 2, and gone.
 
Considering the crazy work week I had, I'm surprised I'm still up there in post count. Of course, approximately 1/2 of my posts were nonsensical interjections of despair/jubilation during our game against Aggy.

Do those count, or are they like those mythical Bama national titles?
 
Lonestar said:
Fiiine, Mr. 274


BTW: Whatever happened to Pristine_Condition? 100 post week 1, 3 posts week 2, and gone.
Pristine had the wildfire that cost him his house, and I don't think he's been around much since.
 
Gamecocks625 said:
If you guys beat Tech, you go 11-1 this year. You have a cakewalk for the 2nd half of the season (thanks ACC!), save for USC ;)

No, we still have to deal with GT and their stupid gimmick offense from hell.
 
Azwethinkweiz said:
No, we still have to deal with GT and their stupid gimmick offense from hell.

I don't know, man. You guys have some crazy option crap going on yourself with Sammy running all over the field before snap :)
 
Azwethinkweiz said:
No, we still have to deal with GT and their stupid gimmick offense from hell.

Eh, lots of teams have demonstrated how to beat them. Provided your defense is well coached up and they stick to their assignments, it can be held in check. I think the hardest thing is to make the players stick to their assignment. If you can keep their gimmick in check, they can't do anything (i.e. complete a forward pass).
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom