
After being courted by the SEC...

"Hey, come back here!"

"We're gonna keep doing this until you let us in."

"Look! We're rednecks too!"
...and weathering the terrible pressure Baylor brought to bear...

"Big Tweeeeeeeeeelve!"
...the Aggies at last decide that yes, they really do enjoy losing.

"Woooo! Next season we can do this every game!"

"We're just going to leave this here..."
No word yet on if they're changing the official A&M school seal.

Schedule:
Thursday, September 29
8:00 PM ET No. 16 South Florida at Pittsburgh
8:00 PM ET Houston at UTEP
Friday, September 30
8:00 PM ET Utah State at Brigham Young
Saturday, October 1
12:00 PM ET No. 14 Texas A&M vs. No. 18 Arkansas*
12:00 PM ET Minnesota at No. 19 Michigan
12:00 PM ET Northwestern at No. 24 Illinois
12:00 PM ET Mississippi State at Georgia
12:00 PM ET Penn State at Indiana
12:00 PM ET Rutgers at Syracuse
12:00 PM ET Toledo at Temple
12:00 PM ET Tulane at Army
12:00 PM ET Texas Tech at Kansas
12:00 PM ET Air Force at Navy
12:21 PM ET Kentucky at No. 1 LSU
12:30 PM ET Wake Forest at Boston College
12:30 PM ET Buffalo at Tennessee
1:00 PM ET Cincinnati at Miami (OH)
1:00 PM ET Akron at Eastern Michigan
2:00 PM ET Kent State at Ohio
2:30 PM ET Nevada at No. 4 Boise State
3:30 PM ET Auburn at No. 10 South Carolina
3:30 PM ET No. 15 Baylor at Kansas State
3:30 PM ET Southern Methodist at No. 20 TCU
3:30 PM ET No. 21 Georgia Tech at North Carolina State
3:30 PM ET Bowling Green at No. 22 West Virginia
3:30 PM ET Arizona at USC
3:30 PM ET Washington State at Colorado
3:30 PM ET Western Michigan at Connecticut
3:30 PM ET Marshall at Louisville
3:30 PM ET Towson at Maryland
3:30 PM ET Michigan State at Ohio State
3:30 PM ET Idaho at Virginia
3:30 PM ET Northern Illinois at Central Michigan
3:30 PM ET Bethune-Cookman at Miami (FL)
4:00 PM ET San Jose State at Colorado State
4:00 PM ET Arkansas State at Western Kentucky
6:00 PM ET No. 13 Clemson at No. 11 Virginia Tech
7:00 PM ET Ball State at No. 2 Oklahoma
7:00 PM ET No. 17 Texas at Iowa State
7:00 PM ET North Texas at Tulsa
7:00 PM ET Washington at Utah
7:00 PM ET Florida Atlantic at Louisiana-Lafayette
7:00 PM ET Duke at Florida International
7:00 PM ET Hawaii at Louisiana Tech
7:00 PM ET Memphis at Middle Tennessee
7:00 PM ET UAB at Troy
7:30 PM ET Rice at Southern Miss
8:00 PM ET No. 3 Alabama at No. 12 Florida
8:00 PM ET No. 8 Nebraska at No. 7 Wisconsin
8:00 PM ET North Carolina at East Carolina
8:00 PM ET New Mexico State at New Mexico
8:00 PM ET Notre Dame at Purdue
9:15 PM ET Ole Miss at Fresno State
10:30 PM ET UCLA at No. 6 Stanford
10:30 PM ET Oregon State at No. 25 Arizona State
AP Poll:
1 LSU (42)
2 Oklahoma (12)
3 Alabama (5)
4 Boise State (1)
5 Oklahoma State
6 Stanford
7 Wisconsin
8 Nebraska
9 Oregon
10 South Carolina
11 Virginia Tech
12 Florida
13 Clemson
14 Texas A&M
15 Baylor
16 South Florida
17 Texas
18 Arkansas
19 Michigan
20 TCU
21 Georgia Tech
22 West Virginia
23 Florida State
24 Illinois
25 Arizona State
Sports Information Directors':
1 Oklahoma (32)
2 Alabama (7)
2 LSU (20)
4 Stanford
5 Boise State
6 Oklahoma State
7 Wisconsin
8 Nebraska
9 South Carolina
10 Virginia Tech
11 Oregon
12 Florida
13 Texas A&M
14 South Florida
15 Clemson
16 Baylor
17 Texas
18 Arkansas
19 Michigan
20 TCU
21 Georgia Tech
22 Illinois
23 West Virginia
24 Florida State
25 Michigan State