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Just when you thought you've seen it all....

 

[Mejilan]

Argh

 

[BuddyC]

There's a chain of stores around here called "Once Upon A Child."

 

[temp]

What else do you expect from the ExPotato Corp.?

 

[radrelic]

GOTY

 

[Wario64]

I hope SCEA brings this over instead of Wanda.

 

[Mejilan]

Oh, and...

"Bad art."

 

[aku:jiki]

I'm so definitely getting a big ol' bag of shrooms and this.

 

[Mike Works]

OH MY GOD!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THIS HAS BABY SLAP IN IT!!!

There was this arcade game that me and my buddy used to play I think.. a year or two ago (it's gone now) where you chose a baby and you played these mini games.. and one of them was a sumo game where you had to slap (or dodge a slap) each other... it was fucking fun as hell. PLEASE tell me that this is the game I'm thinking of!

 

[SantaC]

I thought this thread was supposed to be in off-topic forum and about something else.

 

[Ronin]

LOL.

I thought this thread was about April's taunt in TMNT Tournament Fighters. :lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

If this was made by Nintendo for the DS, folks here'd be hailing it as the greatest thing ever.

 

[CO_Andy]

I thought this thread was about April's taunt in TMNT Tournament Fighters.

I had something similar in mind lol. The black dude from Art of Fighting says that quote :lol

 

[Hitman]

That's a pretty weird Japanese game.. but just be glad it's not called "Cum on Baby"

 

[Hitman]

If this was made by Nintendo for the DS, folks here'd be hailing it as the greatest thing ever.

No they would'nt. you moron. What are you stupid or something? Idiot.

 

[belgurdo]

That's a pretty weird Japanese game.. but just be glad it's not called "Cum on Baby"

That title is reserved for the doujins

 

[Mejilan]

No they would'nt. you moron. What are you stupid or something? Idiot.

Are you? Insulting the mods isn't the most intelligent thing I've seen posted here.

Though, to be fair, not the stupidest either! :lol

 

[brandonnn]

There was this arcade game that me and my buddy used to play I think.. a year or two ago (it's gone now) where you chose a baby and you played these mini games.. and one of them was a sumo game where you had to slap (or dodge a slap) each other... it was fucking fun as hell. PLEASE tell me that this is the game I'm thinking of!

There's pictures of COB 1 & 2's cabs on the ExPotato site:

Look familiar?

edit: TAFA's got the flyer: http://www.arcadeflyers.com/?page=flyerdb&subpage=thumbs&id=2218

double edit: ExPotato is on board for PSP development, too.

 

[acidviper]

That's a pretty weird Japanese game.. but just be glad it's not called "Cum on Baby"

babies are just cum 9 months later

 

[drohne]

i like how the EXPOTATO CORP. logo says "excellent potato" over it, as if the full version of the name clarifies something. well, i suppose it establishes that they are an excellent potato rather than a former potato.

 

[Mister Zimbu]

If this was made by Nintendo for the DS, folks here'd be hailing it as the greatest thing ever.

PUPPY TIMES WILL BE A CULTURAL PHOENOMENON AND WILL MAKE THE CHICKS SWARM OVER YOU AT PARTIES

 

[Mike Works]

There's pictures of COB 1 & 2's cabs on the ExPotato site:

Look familiar?

Yes!! That's it!!!

It had a joystick and I think 3 big buttons. There were mini games like sprinting and then jumping (long jump), something with swimming up from the bottom of the ocean, and the games were random, but fucking Baby Slap was a god damn blast. You walk up to your opponent and just fucking give him a five finger discount right across the face, it's great.

 

[The Faceless Master]

If this was made by Nintendo for the DS, folks here'd be hailing it as the greatest thing ever.

yes, like all the nintendogs praise threads...

 

[Fix]

This game is actually a few years old. First saw it at ECTS back in 2000. Expotato (Korean) had the arcade box set up there. We got a demo for the PC in the office a couple of months later. Great freakin game. You really need the arcade controls to fully live out the experience of the frantic pounding of oversized buttons for the Baby Slap Fight.

Awesome that it's getting some play now.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I've actually played this game...it's been in the 'Le Fun' arcade in Austin, TX for a few years now. It has these three huge buttons that you have to mash like crazy to make the babies do something, like race or swim. I've only touched the damn thing once, but I seem to remember some sort of Baby Sumo Wrestling being one of the games. :lol

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Yes!! That's it!!!

It had a joystick and I think 3 big buttons. There were mini games like sprinting and then jumping (long jump), something with swimming up from the bottom of the ocean, and the games were random, but fucking Baby Slap was a god damn blast. You walk up to your opponent and just fucking give him a five finger discount right across the face, it's great.

Lol, I posted before seeing that you've played it as well. I'm surprised you actually enjoyed it. It was way too random for my taste. I put 50 cents in, was confused as hell, and just avoided it like the plague every other time I went into the arcade.

 

[tralfazz]

Neverland Gaming-Age says:

"My frothing demand for theis game increases daily! The tunes are great and all the characters in the game I'd hit even if most of them are palette swaps. I give it 4 outta 5 bottles of jesus juice." - Gloved One

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

PUPPY TIMES WILL BE A CULTURAL PHOENOMENON AND WILL MAKE THE CHICKS SWARM OVER YOU AT PARTIES

Well that would have happened at one time.. but now Nintendo's naming it Nintendogs here in the US as well as Japan, so now most girls will just be like "A Nintendog? What the hell is that?". If it had the word Puppy in it though.. Just kidding..

Nintendogs is a great title compared to the exponentially crappier title of Puppy Times. Who knows which one would have bagged more females. We'll never know..

 

[ThirstyFly]

I played the original arcade game, it's fun as hell. Think Track & Field 2 on NES + wacky Japanese baby antics.

There's also a PC version from a few years ago. The website had a demo that included Baby Slap, which friggin' rocks.

 

[krypt0nian]

I thought it would be some sort of bad Baby Bukkake sim.

 

[Mr_Furious]

Is this game made in Japan or Korea because SCEK (or SCKE) is Sony Korea, I believe and there's no mention of this game even being listed on SCEJ's site, that I can find.

 

[robox]

i knew exactly what this thread was about when i read the title...

there's nothing quite like walking by an arcade and suddenly hear "Coooome oooon baaaby!" from some weird ass arcade machine.. damn bishi bashi knockoff...

 

[White Man]

Sold

 

[Koshiro]

That's a pretty weird Japanese game.. but just be glad it's not called "Cum on Baby"

That's hangul writing, it's Korean.

 

[Kobun Heat]

...so what do you DO?

 

[jerrymaguire]

the koreans have got to start somewhere, just as their consumer electronics a few years ago and look at them now.

i have played the arcade version of this game briefly, it wasnt great but it wasnt dire neither. perhaps the korean stalls at e3 this year would be bigger? can they ever break out of that basement hall?? time will tell.

 

[bobbyconover]

...so what do you DO?

You basically just compete against a friend in a bunch of quick little games to see who scores the most points, just like in the BishiBashi series. Or Tant-R if you've ever played that. The buttons are over-sized (like Pop'n Music buttons) to make it easier to frantically slap the hell out of them, though not all of the games are straight button-mashers.

 

[djtiesto]

the koreans have got to start somewhere, just as their consumer electronics a few years ago and look at them now.

i have played the arcade version of this game briefly, it wasnt great but it wasnt dire neither. perhaps the korean stalls at e3 this year would be bigger? can they ever break out of that basement hall?? time will tell.

Yeah, they should stick to MMORPGs and War Of Genesis titles for now though :lol