Maybe Sami Zayn being WWE Champ? Probably less likely than president trump.
We live in the Brand Extension II era now. Look at all the geeks that held a world title during the first one. Sheamus, Swagger, Khali, Miz, Rey Mysterio (well he was booked like a geek), Mark Henry, Ziggler. JBL was WWE Champion for almost a year! I'm pretty confident everyone will get a turn between the WWE Championship and the Universal Championship.
I kind of want to get a Universal Championship replica when they launch. I think I'm the only person on Earth who likes how it looks though.
Regarding libraries, mine is rubbish. For pretty much everything at that. They never have anything I want, from any genre, and I go in all the time. No membership fees since the county and city libraries amalgamated, but I'd happily pay a fee if it increased quality.