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Common saying that far too many people get wrong.

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Mike Works said:
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aoi tsuki

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Jill Sandwich said:
When people say eXpresso instead of espresso
It bothered me the first 500 times, but no longer. It still bothers me when employees say "expresso", despite the fact that it's usually spelled correctly.

It also bothers me when people say "Intendo" or "Pokeman", or when they put an "s" at the end of the names of supermarkets.

"I'm going to Krogers."
"Yeah, there's a sale on it at Farmer Jacks."
 

Hooker

Member
^ That last "s" is just a sign of lazyness.


"I'm going over to K-Mart's place" > "I'm going over to K-Mart's" -- Now K-Mart is a bad example, but I reckon you get the point :).
 

pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
I've never been able to understand why someone would say 'I could care less'. Do these people not understand how redundant and stupid a comment like that is? Really, to say 'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less' you'd have to be a fucking idiot.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I saw a fucking author write "I could care less" on a message board lately. Almost joined just to show him his mistake.

It was Scott Bakker for anyone who knows who he is. Really not something you'd expect if you've read any of his books.
 
Bobety said:
Internet wise it pisses me off when people say "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" I mean what the fuck are you trying to say?? LAUGH OUT LOUD OUT LOUD OUT LOUD OUT LOUD OUT LOUD

That's not so bad, many people I know use "LOOOOOOOOOOL!!" when they find something very funny.
 

madara

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StoOgE said:
Its "Old wives tale" NOT "Old wise tale" you fucking illiterate asshat. Every time I hear someone say "Old Wise tale" I want to punch them in the scrotum as hard as I can to ensure they dont have children, so that they cant teach said children colloquialisms incorrectly.

I mean, how does "Old Wise Tale" even make sense? There is nothing 'wise' about them, because they are popular misconceptions. Ugg.

Yes your right your quisquiliae does smell better.
 

thomaser

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I always wonder why people can't say or write "could have" or "should have". They say "could of" and "should of" instead. So lazy!
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
"It is always in the last place you look." should be
"It is always in the last place you would look."

But even if you say the second one, you get called out on it with the whole "Durf, of course it is in the lace place I look, a-hurf."
 

iapetus

Scary Euro Man
RevenantKioku said:
"It is always in the last place you look." should be
"It is always in the last place you would look."

But even if you say the second one, you get called out on it with the whole "Durf, of course it is in the lace place I look, a-hurf."

Actually, whenever I find something I always look for it in one more place, just in case.
 
I've noticed quite a few people say "old-timer's disease" instead of "Alzheimer's disease." "Alzheimer's disease" is not really an idiomatic expression, but I think this little slip fits nicely in this thread.

Oh yeah--if I'm not mistaken, I believe "old wives tale" requires an apostrophe in the end of "wives." I could be wrong, though.
 

b00duh

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I will admit two linguistic shortcomings:

Until not to long ago, I thought "Play it by ear" was "Play it by year"

and

"To make ends meat" not "to make ends meet" (like.. if you are struggling in life to get by, you are struggling to make "ends meat" the worst, crappiest meat there is)

engage in loling
 

kablooey

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The usage of "jack shit" bugs me. "Jack shit" means nothing. So to say something like:

"I didn't learn jack shit!" is a double negative and doesn't make any sense. Rednecks and non-rednecks alike use that one, which is disturbing. It should be:

"I learned jack shit in that class."

Much better. :p
 

Tarazet

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When I was working as a car salesman, and people would refer to a "V4." I never corrected them, but I knew then that I could get away with anything.

Then when it came time to buy a car, I stopped in a dealership, forget the brand, and the salesman refers to the "V4 and V6 options." ARRRGGGHHH!!!
 
"I'm going over to K-Mart's place" > "I'm going over to K-Mart's" -- Now K-Mart is a bad example, but I reckon you get the point :).[/QUOTE]

OH DAMN I hate that! The worst is "I'm going to buy a dvd at Best Buys." I've noticed my fellow Mexican people do it the most.


:lol I just noticed I went back and read over my post a few times to make sure I didn't butcher a saying/grammer/spelling.
 

kablooey

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Oh, here's another one that only my parents and other Indian immigrants use.

They use "bet" as the past tense of "beat". o_O As in, "The Steelers bet the Jets last week."

It makes no sense to me; they seem to think that since other words have similar past tenses, that you can apply that rule to any word. Well, obviously, English isn't as systematic of a language as they think it is.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Brian Fellows said:
When in rome......

Are you saying people use it incorrectly? Otherwise I don't see anything wrong with just using the start of a saying when everyone knows what the entire thing is.

It's like saying "The devil you know". Everyone knows the rest and can just fill it in in their heads.
 

gblues

Banned
My pet peeve is people who write "Faux News" as a parody of "Fox News." YOU DUMBASS, "FAUX" IS PRONOUNCED "FOE" NOT "FOX."

These are the same morons who pronounce "faux pas" as "fox paws" instead of "foe paw".

Nathan
 

Tarazet

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gblues said:
My pet peeve is people who write "Faux News" as a parody of "Fox News." YOU DUMBASS, "FAUX" IS PRONOUNCED "FOE" NOT "FOX."

These are the same morons who pronounce "faux pas" as "fox paws" instead of "foe paw".

Nathan

Ewwww, mispronounced French is one of my pet peeves. My dad was the worst, being a Texan, but he had a sense of humor about it, saying things like "Oo-ee oo-ee madam wazzle" for "oui oui, mademoiselle"...
 

MIMIC

Banned
gblues said:
My pet peeve is people who write "Faux News" as a parody of "Fox News." YOU DUMBASS, "FAUX" IS PRONOUNCED "FOE" NOT "FOX."

These are the same morons who pronounce "faux pas" as "fox paws" instead of "foe paw".

Nathan

9 times out of 10, people who understand the "Faux News" joke don't regularly pronounce 'faux' as 'fox.'
 

aoi tsuki

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Hooker said:
^ That last "s" is just a sign of lazyness.


"I'm going over to K-Mart's place" > "I'm going over to K-Mart's" -- Now K-Mart is a bad example, but I reckon you get the point :).
Yeah, i thought it could actually be an abridged possessive statement, like you noted, but it still sounds off. it might be grammatically legal, but saying "I'm going to Beth's (a person)" versus "I'm going to Kroger's (a place of business)" just sounds better to me.

And yeah, my use of quotes and parentheses is probably off... i could care less since i don't know jack shit about using no punctiation.
 

gblues

Banned
MIMIC said:
9 times out of 10, people who understand the "Faux News" joke don't regularly pronounce 'faux' as 'fox.'

Except the joke is, at its core, a pun (fox -> faux). The pun DOES NOT WORK because the two words are not pronounced the same! The pun only works with the mispronounciation.

Nathan
 

aoi tsuki

Member
gblues said:
Except the joke is, at its core, a pun (fox -> faux). The pun DOES NOT WORK because the two words are not pronounced the same! The pun only works with the mispronounciation.

Nathan
Neither does writing "MS" as "M$", but it works on a visual level, sort of a grammatical sight gag.
 
I find it amusing that most Americans are incapable of saying "A-L-U-M-I-N-I-U-M". They leave out the second "i" and say "aluminum".

"N-U-C-L-E-A-R" is another favourite - often replaced with "new-kew-ler"

:lol
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
ScientificNinja said:
I find it amusing that most Americans are incapable of saying "A-L-U-M-I-N-I-U-M". They leave out the second "i" and say "aluminum".

Except I think that's actually a different word.
 

FightyF

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How about "Prank Call" vs. "Crank Call"?

I've always thought that Prank call made more sense...it was a prank, ie a practical joke. Crank is a handle you turn...perhaps this is a mixup, or perhaps I don't know something about the term "crank" that I should
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
No, it means the same thing, but it's a different word. Like colour/color, only it's pronounced differently too.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Fight for Freeform said:
How about "Prank Call" vs. "Crank Call"?

A crank is also an eccentric or nutty person. So a crank letter or crank call would be a call produced by such a person. As far as I know, "crank call"l is 'correct' and I have a feeling that "prank call" is just a mispronunciation of "crank call".. but Im not positive and both "crank call" and "prank call" make sense, but Im resonably sure most people have no clue what crank means (in this sense).
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
StoOgE said:
A crank is also an eccentric or nutty person. So a crank letter or crank call would be a call produced by such a person. As far as I know, "crank call"l is 'correct' and I have a feeling that "prank call" is just a mispronunciation of "crank call".. but Im not positive and both "crank call" and "prank call" make sense, but Im resonably sure most people have no clue what crank means (in this sense).

I'm pretty certain they're different things.
 

kumanoki

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I used to love 'I'm going to tell on you', because so many kids used to screw it up.

"I'm going to tell you on my mama" or "I'm going to tell my mama on you".
 
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