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Corniest pick-up lines you've actually got away with.

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Vennt

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Aerogod's "You look hot!..." line got me thinking, what are the lamest, no-excuse-for-using pick-up lines you've used that have worked?

2 of mine:

1. Aged 17, hanging with mates at a visiting Fun Fair, got my eyes on a girl & decided I'd make a move at the best moment. Jump onto the dodgems just as she does, her token/dodgem doesn't work so she jumps out and runs to the side, mine works :) so I pull up next to her and say "Fancy a ride?"... She got in & I scored later - Result :D

2. Aged 24ish, at a club with friends, see a real stunner dancing on other side of the dancefloor, eyes meet & I know the signals are there, stop dancing & walk towards the bar by going past her, as I pass her I lean across and whisper just one word..."Wow" into her ear.
2 minutes later we're necking at the bar. - Result :)
 
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Alucard

Banned
I think I've only ever used one line that could possibly be considered a pick-up line...

At a concert, I see this really cute girl standing all by herself in the middle of the crowd. I walk up and say:

"Hi, sorry, but I wouldn't be able to forgive myself tonight if I didn't come and talk to you."

Shoot me now, fuckers.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Never, ever used a pick up line. I fall into relationships. Rarely know how.

EDIT: Unless asking a girl you've been talking to for a bit "would you like to get a drink sometime?" counts as a pick up line. Which I doubt.
 
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darscot

Member
I prefer opneing moves more then lines. Best one I've ever seen and it wasnt me is the whole: I'll bet you (something intersting) I can make your breast move with out touching them. She agress reach out and move her breast you lose pay up. Takes great big balls to pull off but is the perfect funny cocky move.
 
mashoutposse

mashoutposse

Ante Up
darscot said:
I prefer opneing moves more then lines. Best one I've ever seen and it wasnt me is the whole: I'll bet you (something intersting) I can make your breast move with out touching them. She agress reach out and move her breast you lose pay up. Takes great big balls to pull off but is the perfect funny cocky move.
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darscot

Member
I do not recomend this move if your are the slightest bit seedy looking. As if you come across as like your trying to cop a feel your done for. Move her breast do not fondle her breast!
 
DCX

DCX

DCX
Mama Smurf said:
Never, ever used a pick up line. I fall into relationships. Rarely know how.

EDIT: Unless asking a girl you've been talking to for a bit "would you like to get a drink sometime?" counts as a pick up line. Which I doubt.
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That's me.

DCX
 
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Celicar

Banned
I was shopping at AE and there was a hot girl working the register. I bought some clothes and when I gave her the money I said, "Hi. My name is Dan. We should hang out sometime."

I scored 6 hours later after her shift. Go me!
 
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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
chocoholic said:
"I Find the most erotic part of a women are the boobs"

I'll give someone a cookie if they know where it's from.
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"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
I believe.
Or at least, its definitely boobies.
And Futurama says give me a cookie mother fucker.

"If I told you you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance a little?"
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
chocoholic said:
nope.

Anyway, for me, my cockiest pickup line was "you have nice legs:|"
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Haha, my friend has used that before.

"Nice legs...when do they open?"
 
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chocoholic

Banned
RevenantKioku said:
"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
I believe.
Or at least, its definitely boobies.
And Futurama says give me a cookie mother fucker.

"If I told you you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance a little?"
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hehehe, I love those quotes.

anyway, here is your cookie

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Ned Flanders

Banned
This has happened a couple of times:

I'll say something in Spanish (I only know some phrases), and she'll go "Oh, are you bi-lingual?"...to which I'll respond, "Yes, but I don't speak Spanish. I only speak 2 languages. English, and the language of LOOOOVEEEE."

It's corny as fuck, but with the proper delivery it gets all smiles all the time. Not only does it show you have a sense of humor, but it also gets them wondering about your prowess. Then you show them how bilingual you really are..heh..
 
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AntoneM

Member
"Hi, I saw you accross the room and I immediatly knew that there was a 10% chance you'd have sex with me tonight, but there's a 100% chance you'd love it."

yeah, I got laid.
 
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DopeyFish

Not bitter, just unsweetened
max_cool said:
"Hi, I saw you accross the room and I immediatly knew that there was a 10% chance you'd have sex with me tonight, but there's a 100% chance you'd love it."

yeah, I got laid.
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that line fucking rocks
 
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BojTrek

Banned
"When are we going to kiss?" - Worked once in college and once after college

I have also pulled the good old, cock-block on a couple of my buddies. Where they were working it for a few hours, and I strolled in asking "Are these guys bothering you?"

They are not the best but I normally didn't need a goofy/in-line.
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
i did get away with using a line once. There was this one really hot Arab girl in my design class with unbelievably huge breasts. One night, it was just me and her in class and she needed help in Photoshop. i was showing her how to do a couple of things, and i couldn't stop staring at them. She caught me and i apologized. She laughed and said she got that all the time, and guys always wonder if they're real or not. i held my hands out and said "Oh, well that's easy. You just place them on the detector." She turned her chair around to face me and laid her tits in my hands. i cupped my hands around them and slowly moved from the bottom to the top. i really wanted to feel them from behind... :D She had a boyfriend, and i would've tried to push things further if it wasn't for the fact that he could've kicked my ass. Easily.

i don't really like big breasts (i like 'em nice and pert) but gawd that was nice. What sucks is that i ended up moving a couple months later, so easily could've hit it and skipped town before having to face the consequences, but she wasn't in any of the classes i had the next semester.
 
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Mike Works

Member
Last night on set I was sitting talking to a few other guys when this girl came over to our (patio) table and asked if there was anywhere to sit (as there were no other chairs anywhere). I 'dusted' my lap and said, "Right here". She ended up sitting on me for about 10 minutes talking, we spent the rest of the night talking, things hit off pretty well. I was angling more for the disgusted look with what I said, but it accidentally worked.
 
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ohamsie

Member
aoi tsuki said:
i did get away with using a line once. There was this one really hot Arab girl in my design class with unbelievably huge breasts. One night, it was just me and her in class and she needed help in Photoshop. i was showing her how to do a couple of things, and i couldn't stop staring at them. She caught me and i apologized. She laughed and said she got that all the time, and guys always wonder if they're real or not. i held my hands out and said "Oh, well that's easy. You just place them on the detector." She turned her chair around to face me and laid her tits in my hands. i cupped my hands around them and slowly moved from the bottom to the top. i really wanted to feel them from behind... :D She had a boyfriend, and i would've tried to push things further if it wasn't for the fact that he could've kicked my ass. Easily.

i don't really like big breasts (i like 'em nice and pert) but gawd that was nice. What sucks is that i ended up moving a couple months later, so easily could've hit it and skipped town before having to face the consequences, but she wasn't in any of the classes i had the next semester.
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You should have said "Yup, these are real. REAL NICE!"
 
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Truelize

Steroid Distributor
This is one a couple of friends used one night as a joke when we were about 19.
Walked up to a hot chick a said "Hey your boyfriend is over there looking for you." If she replys "I don't have a boyfriend", we would reply "Hi my name's ______". And if she went looking for her boyfriend you not to waste anytime on her. It worked awesome. We all had a great night, got a bunch of numbers that later turned into good hook-ups. LoL.

And the old standby was something like Freeburns "wow" comment. I've done that myself when a group of girls were walking by. Say it's four girls, I would just say something different to each one. It always worked for some company that night.
"Wow, incredible, gorgeous, absolultey amazing" :D
At least one of them would stop or come back and hangout.

One time all four hung out. :D:D:D Ah the good old days.
 
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Raise Havok

Banned
"Hey, you dropped something."
"What?"
"My jaw."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you have a bandaid?"
"Why?"
"Because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you."

"No wonder the sky is so grey, all the blue is in your eyes."
 
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Matlock

Banned
Most recent pickup line:

Backstory: Girl was waiting for a computer in the cyber cafe. Kind of cute, sat on a chair in the middle of the damn room, looked around a lot.

What I did: Pointed at her with the pool cue I was using. When she noticed, I nodded back as to say "come here."

What she did: Shook her head no.

Ah well, I've been shot down more here in a week than in the past year.
 
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Blinky

Member
Never tried this. But my favorite has always been...

"My name is *insert name*, you'll be screaming it later."
 
DCX

DCX

DCX
"hi"
"hello"
"hey sweety"


yeah who am i kidding..the women seem to gravitate to me, 80% are dogs, 20% are fine as shit, 100% hooked up :lol The story of my life

DCX
 
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chocoholic

Banned
BojTrek said:
"When are we going to kiss?" - Worked once in college and once after college

I have also pulled the good old, cock-block on a couple of my buddies. Where they were working it for a few hours, and I strolled in asking "Are these guys bothering you?"

They are not the best but I normally didn't need a goofy/in-line.
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everything works at college, thank god I've got a few years of it.
 
Boogie9IGN

Boogie9IGN

Member
'Hey, you seen that new pirate movie?'
'No'
'You should, but it's rated Arrrrrrr'

I mustve had the luck of the irish that day, but she came with me

Im partial to 'How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fetilized?' though
 
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Blinky

Member
Boogie9IGN said:
'Hey, you seen that new pirate movie?'
'No'
'You should, but it's rated Arrrrrrr'

I mustve had the luck of the irish that day, but she came with me
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How is that a pick-up line? It was a joke on Baby Blues...
 
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Triumph

Banned
Me(said with a suggestive grin and a wink): "Wanna go to the happiest place on earth?"

Her: "What, your bedroom?"

Me: "Jesus lady, I just met you. I wanted to go to Disneyworld, but if you insist..."

I had met the girl around a few times before that, so I wasn't saying that totally cold, but STILL...
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Willco's poop thread inspired me.

"I bet your butt smells like poop, mind if I poke around and find out?"

Of course this can only be said while wearing a FHUTA t-shirt.
 
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