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[TaySan]

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/m7q85n/how-to-suck-your-own-dick-during-coronavirus

Reddit user 6monthsuck is determined to put his time in social isolation due to the coronavirus pandemic to good use. Some of us are back into yoga now. Others are coping with homemade bread. A lot of people are suddenly super into regrowing scallions. Some are hard at work making unfulfilled horniness their whole personalities.


6monthsuck is using this time to try to suck his own dick.

"A lot of people in quarantine are two things: bored and horny," he told me in a direct message. "I'm no different. Self sucking seems to exist where those things intersect."

Do what you gotta do to stay sane during this lockdown.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Do NOT make a drawing out of this topic and OP Barsinister

 

[-Troid-]

Wait so does Coronavirus dissolve one of your ribs or something?

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

I actually thought this article was going to be about "virtue signaling" before I opened it.

 

[Cunth]

ever had post-jerkoff shame? imagine that x100 after you cum in your own mouth

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Definitely a weekend thread. Great way to start my morning

 

[ManaByte]

ever had post-jerkoff shame? imagine that x100 after you cum in your own mouth

 

[quickwhips]

i thought everyone could do this?

 

[EviLore]

 

[lock2k]

Cane here thinking about a figurative thread and it's actually literal. Oh my

 

[Hideous Snake]

Wait so does Coronavirus dissolve one your ribs or something?

No. It isn't Marilyn Manson.

 

[plushyp]

 

[infinitys_7th]

Just getting it out there before discussion starts. If you like a dick in one of your orifices, even if it is your own, you gay.

 

[Bullet Club]

Just getting it out there before discussion starts. If you like a dick in one of your orifices, even if it is your own, you gay.

True.

And if you enjoy a man giving you handjobs, you are also gay. Even if your the one doing it to yourself. Unless your hand is transgender.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Spoiler: Alot of people are cleaning their homes now

 

[triplestation]

what is this thread even about

me i never liked yoga

 

[ipukespiders]

ever had post-jerkoff shame? imagine that x100 after you cum in your own mouth

We call that protein recycling, bro.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

ever had post-jerkoff shame? imagine that x100 after you cum in your own mouth

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

That's just weird.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Showerthoughts

 

[deafmedal]

Do NOT make a drawing out of this topic and OP Barsinister

FUCK THAT! Please do Barsinister !

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

FUCK THAT! Please do Barsinister !

 

[Cleared_Hot]

These are the journalists we need to donate to right?

 

[infinitys_7th]

These are the journalists we need to donate to right?

It's because they want to learn to suck their own dicks instead of how to code.

 

[DKehoe]

These are the journalists we need to donate to right?

That rib removal surgery won't pay for itself.

 

[Steve.1981]

What will the social media generation not do for attention.

 

[Nymphae]

What happened to just rubbing one out quick and getting on with your day, masturbation shouldn't be a hobby. Dude is training to masturbate. Read a fucking book bro.

 

[Ar¢tos]

What happened to just rubbing one out quick and getting on with your day, masturbation shouldn't be a hobby. Dude is training to masturbate. Read a fucking book bro.

If some guys want to spend their time turning masturbation into a full hobby, who are you to judge it?
It's their time, it's their bodies, they aren't harming anyone (besides, maybe themselves).
Someone does something slightly different from the norm and you are already out with the torches and pitchforks...

 

[TaySan]

As long as it's not hurting anyone i don't see the issue. Dude got a great skill most people don't have. Why not take advantage of this especially now? Dude is probably single too so it's better than good old lefty.

 

[Armorian]

 

[haxan7]

Self blowjobs are not great. It's not worth the effort IMO. A good blowjob requires a lot of spit and licking and hands. You're better off just getting a fleshlight.

 

[Plies]

I believe the technical term is auto-fellatio

 

[ScarletSpider]

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[rykomatsu]

Do NOT make a drawing out of this topic and OP Barsinister

Rule 34

 

[Cutty Flam]

The first year I signed up for a gym (when I was 17) I swear I saw a black dude pretty damn in shape, sitting near the pool with his feet in the water doing crunches, training to suck his dick. Never seen such a crunch in my life. And the moment I saw, I knew that man's goal

 

[GeorgPrime]

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/m7q85n/how-to-suck-your-own-dick-during-coronavirus



Do what you gotta do to stay sane during this lockdown.

Everytime i look at vice... it feels like reading a resetera posting

 

[008]

Women are horny during this pandemic. Just get on a dating app and have her suck your dick

 

[Bullet Club]

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