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[subrock]

I find it pretty scary that this kid was going to disembowl someone for getting in a fist fight

 

[Dan]

Mac + katana + actual skills = kinda terrifying

 

[King Gilga]

Holy shit what a fucking lame ass dweeb.

And holy fuck he actually was gonna disembowel someone in a fish fight? Sick fuck need professional help.

 

[SapientWolf]

Wait, it's OK to just take a sword around with you everywhere, including on a train? I'm kinda shocked this guy didn't get arrested.

It's AZ. Just assume everyone is armed.

 

[RangerBAD]

The guy had his Densha Otoko moment. I applaud it.

 

[Kyzer]

What appears to be a gafer

rofl this got me

yo he killed it tho!

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Also, I am surprised he had the presence of mind to knock that guy's hand out of the way from grabbing his sword.

 

[Prologue]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

"moving into blind spot"
"full 5-stage plan ready to take everyone out"
"family couldn't handle me"
"more dangerous without it (katana) than with it"

Though the guy does seem to have serious skill with the sword, which is pretty cool, and kudos to him for putting a stop to the fight. But I have a feeling things would've gone done hill if those guys fighting turned on him. He'd either be criminally charged for cutting them down, or get beaten up.

Could he actually be charged if they assaulted him first?

 

[Plywood]

Also, I am surprised he had the presence of mind to knock that guy's hand out of the way from grabbing his sword.

Five stage plan bro

 

[FluxWaveZ]

That's actually pretty impressive. At least he's probably not a wannabe with a cheap sword they bought from a hobby store, since he seems to know how to use it and has actually trained with it.

Dude definitely seems like a cartoon character, though.

 

[Despera]

my sides god damn!

"I'm more dangerous without it"
"it's more of a restraint mechanism"

HAHAHAHA

srsly tho dude has skills

 

[FZZ]

Y'all just haters

Lmao

 

[Aeriscloud]

Kairo Seijuro, the light rail avenger. I love this guy!

Does Hiko ever facepalm in Kenshin?

 

[Despera]

Five stage plan bro

/dead

 

[BKatastrophe]

Holy shit what a fucking lame ass dweeb.

And holy fuck he actually was gonna disembowel someone in a fish fight? Sick fuck need professional help.

You wouldn't disembowel a fish?

 

[Paracelsus]

Dude needs to stop reading One Piece.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Open Parry

How did I miss this gold???

 

[VanillaCakeIsBurning]

Also, I am surprised he had the presence of mind to knock that guy's hand out of the way from grabbing his sword.

I noticed that too.

Could have easily turned into a scuffle but he just knocked it out of the way and returned to form.

 

[Ovid]

"Developed an affinity for kitchen knifes"

Yeah, he doesn't sound crazy at all.

even has a troubled childhood origin

LOL

 

[Randam]

so, is carrying a real sword legal?

 

[Ovid]

Wait, this is from 2012!!!

 

[RangerBAD]

so, is carrying a real sword legal?

You can carry a knife on your hip. It's just as deadly. A pocket knife in your pocket too.

 

[Frog-fu]

This man is a hero.

Dude needs to stop reading One Piece.

There is nothing remotely realistic about swordplay in One Piece.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

My new hero.

You all bunch of cookie cutters safe as moist motherfuckers are making fun of my hero. We will cut you down.

 

[Meier]

The video almost had me in tears and then some of the posts on the first page.. I'm dying. Could barely breathe. Good shit, not sure how I missed this when it happened.

 

[VeeP]

Dude was trying to stop a fight, and if they came at him his FIVE STAGE PLAN was to cut them up? Wtf.

 

[styl3s]

People can laugh all they want but at least he got up and did something about it unlike everyone else who sat there and did dick all. I commend the guy for not taking the easy way out and just letting someone get beaten.

 

[ISOM]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

That's cool and all but he then talks about cutting them up and disemboweling them if they tried to attack him. There was definitely some cringe in that video.

 

[Booshka]

Dude was trying to stop a fight, and if they came at him his FIVE STAGE PLAN was to cut them up? Wtf.

It's typical nerdy tough guy bullshit. "I didn't start the fight, but I will end it."

 

[legacyzero]

You mad, GAF.

 

[border]

There are few things I love more than when someone who is clearly an idiot does something heroic, and local newscasters are forced to humor him.

 

[shira]

The only thing I'd be worried about is the part where he said he would basically disembowel the guy if he attacked him.

I don't think that would have any justification in a court setting.

Then he would just have to commit sudoku

 

[ultratruman]

Spoiler

RIP Ken-sama

 

[Persona7]

i was kind of expecting to hear ocular patdown

 

[Mindlog]

Wow. My first cringe/laugh is the anchor with the stupid prop. That didn't make more people laugh?

That Mac five stage plan is genius.

 

[Hexa]

Holy shit. This guy is a boss.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

That was awesome

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Spoiler

RIP Ken-sama

:3

 

[TCRS]

lost it at "full five stage plan"

fucking lol

 

[SuperEpicGuy]

Eh, wasn't really a cringe. Kinda odd, but he did what he intended to do and didn't injure anyone. But he did say he was planning to cut them open if they attacked, so not sure how far he could have gone.

 

[Kelsdesu]

But then I thought

 

[_Ryo_]

I would have been shot if I carried my sword around. Also, dude thinks he's some animeka senpai or something.

 

[Oppo]

He's like Mac from Always Sunny! But in real life!

Can't get enough, I hope this guy goes places.

good call, that's what occurred to me as well

as he was being interviewed, my mind kept wandering to how on earth he formed the brim of his hat in that very particular way

5-stage plan apparently takes 4 minutes per stage to plan

 

[SliceSabre]

JAPANESE STEEL KATANA

FOLDED 1000 TIMES

Which is just about the number of times I cringed watching this.

 

[robotrock]

"I would have brought the sword down, then up like this. I was going to gape the guy open."

Holy. Shit.

seriously

 

[3phemeral]

seriously

But you see, it would have been worse without the sword. Just imagine the carnage.

 

[jstripes]

People can laugh all they want but at least he got up and did something about it unlike everyone else who sat there and did dick all. I commend the guy for not taking the easy way out and just letting someone get beaten.

Getting involved in a fight that has nothing to do with you is an extremely quick way to get seriously injured or killed.

I've stood up to someone on the subway who was being aggressively rude to my step-daughter, and even that was a tense and scary situation.

 

[Forsete]

Doubt it was a GAFer, he actually did something.

Is he an open carry katana licence holder?

 

[Jarate]

Dude stopped a fight that was easily escalating

I don't see how its cringe, dude has done more to help out then all of you would've done. He's a brave dude, socially awkward, but who cares

 

[Matriox]

He's like Mac from Always Sunny! But in real life!

Can't get enough, I hope this guy goes places.

Gah, I knew I had known someone like this before....