Cringe of the forever. Ariziona light rail samurai.
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IdreamofHIME
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F0rneus
Tears in the rain
Well fuck me. That's it right there. The bottom of the barrel.
Megalosaro
Banned
The fact it is happening in front of you makes it have something to do with you.
He was willing to disembowel someone over a fist fight. I admire his courage to actually stop a fight but based on what he was saying he could have taken it too far.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that makes it have something to do with the people in front of you who are fighting.
Angelus Errare
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lmao @ this.
maquiladora
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He is easy to find on facebook....
There are so many golden quotes in the video, but this was the best one.
Air Zombie Meat
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lol
It's like a real life version of that fedora falcon punch comic.
It's like a real life version of that fedora falcon punch comic.
Training since he was 9? This aint even cringe, you people are insecure af hahaha.
Respect for this dude actually standing up to three dudes? Come on, none of you in this thread would have, specially OP, his on screen persona though, was a bit...hm idk a bit of a show, but nothing cringey.
Let that boy slice it up, its whatever.
Is that his legal name though?
Respect for this dude actually standing up to three dudes? Come on, none of you in this thread would have, specially OP, his on screen persona though, was a bit...hm idk a bit of a show, but nothing cringey.
Let that boy slice it up, its whatever.
Is that his legal name though?
Earthstrike
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That wasn't nearly as cringe worthy as it was made out to be.
I'd absolutely be down for that, lol.
Vergil had another child
Holy shit.
Light rail samurai is a cool guy, though. Probably getting mad weeaboo ass right now.
UnluckyKate
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I can totally see Dwight giving this interview. :lol:
that's a chinese sword, way more ancient, and flexible. Not floded nor tempered like a japanese sword. It has nothing to do in both smithing and handling with the katana, you amateur !
OpinionatedCyborg
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It depends how quickly the gun guy can get to his gun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IMHzibGqI
21 foot rule is legit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI
and I wouldn't rule out light rail samurai being able to split bullets in midair just as an atom bomb splits atoms... there is no "attempt"
jesus christ
also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDe6cdIBeQ
BeforeU
Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.
ShooterMcGavin
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Oh, I do so love when GAF throws around the word "nerd" as an insult...irony at its finest.
Anyway, this guy is a legend. A true hero of the modern day.
Anyway, this guy is a legend. A true hero of the modern day.
mcz117chief
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You guys are surprised he carries a japanese sword around ? please, I carry this...
186cm long, 4mm thick blade, around 6kg in weight. Good thing there are no legal restrictions for carrying cold weapons in the Czech Republic
btw: this is The Ultimate Cringe
186cm long, 4mm thick blade, around 6kg in weight. Good thing there are no legal restrictions for carrying cold weapons in the Czech Republic
btw: this is The Ultimate Cringe
At Mesa Community College, they have a Japanese Swordsmanship class/club and since the school is near the light rail it's probably where he learned it. It's actually a serious class and I was thinking of joining it next semester.
Arizona also has no laws against carrying a blade, you are free to carry everything from a switchblade to a broadsword in public legally. The only places where it's illegal to carry are private areas due to their personal rules like schools, unless you are carrying to a class or place of instruction.
A lot of people are cringing, but I think this guy is cool.
Arizona also has no laws against carrying a blade, you are free to carry everything from a switchblade to a broadsword in public legally. The only places where it's illegal to carry are private areas due to their personal rules like schools, unless you are carrying to a class or place of instruction.
A lot of people are cringing, but I think this guy is cool.
As the OP, I find the split in opinions magnificent.
On the one hand, we have posters who recognize that a man actually stood up to bandits with an obvious display of skill and honor.
On the other, there are posters who noted that he planned to actually disembowel three people (who actually appeared to know each other) who were having a fistfight. He said he was going to kill them if it escalated. He has plainly been waiting for that moment for some time.
So for clarity, he IS brave, and plainly at least mildly skilled at sheathing his sword and one assumes, at using it.
But EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAZY.
So stop acting like gaf is a bunch of bullies.
It's objectively crazy and hilarious and if you really can't see that well then sigh.
On the one hand, we have posters who recognize that a man actually stood up to bandits with an obvious display of skill and honor.
On the other, there are posters who noted that he planned to actually disembowel three people (who actually appeared to know each other) who were having a fistfight. He said he was going to kill them if it escalated. He has plainly been waiting for that moment for some time.
So for clarity, he IS brave, and plainly at least mildly skilled at sheathing his sword and one assumes, at using it.
But EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAZY.
So stop acting like gaf is a bunch of bullies.
It's objectively crazy and hilarious and if you really can't see that well then sigh.
mcz117chief
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He does seem to have some skill but the posture he takes is very odd, I would go as far as to call it a hollywood posture. He has a very limited skill set available from that posture, if he were to go against me then I would have had a decisive advantage if I were to take the traditional posture
Because from that posture, I can parry, attack in all directions, counter and move freely, while all he can do is thrust.
Just my observation as a 6 year old student of Kenjutsu.
Yeah, admitting on TV that you were about to slaughter some people because of a brawl is borderline insanity.
Stage 5 is cleaning the blood of his blade (and getting lawyer)I can only assume stage five of the Five Stage Plan was this:
No but serious question, don't you have a lack of balance in that posture? Say you weren't able to parry effectively and got hit with a lunge, couldn't you lose your balance or end up falling?
SapientWolf
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Well, it's the thought that counts. Even if they're homicidal thoughts.
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
I really surprised I haven't been hearing of these people who save themselves from eminent danger with their quick sword reflexes. Typically I just hear about sword wielding maniacs running a muck. This story is certainly not typical but it ain't because of a shortage of sword wielding maniacs.
AtomskEater
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Announcer: "Kairo Seijuro"
I must have misheard that.
Bottom of the screen: Kairo fucking Seijuro　
Swordsman
I must have misheard that.
Bottom of the screen: Kairo fucking Seijuro　
Swordsman
billy beane
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Real talk though I wouldn't mess with him.
evilromero
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That dude is pretty boss actually. He handled himself well.
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