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[ItIsOkBro]

i bet some of these rpg hack and slash playing ass people wish they could run around with a sword irl but they're too anxiously self-conscious to do it.

meanwhile this guy gives 0 shits and he does it and he loves it and he broke up a god damn fight.

 

[pje122]

The hero we need.

The hero we deserve.

 

[ATF487]

This is fantastic

 

[Slayven]

White nerd privilege is the best

 

[ffdgh]

I didn't cringe but it was out of the ordinary.

 

[Valnen]

Better than Cloud did it.

 

[feel]

Looked pretty badass to me, his sword moves are on point. Or maybe I'm developing cringe immunity for hanging around the cringe subreddits too much.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

I guarantee he could beat up 99% of GAF. Except me. I would lure him into my blind spot and initiate my 7 step counter.

 

[Order]

"You Won't BELIEVE The Next DMC Reboot!"

 

[Josh7289]

I just hope he doesn't actually kill someone one day though. Like others in this thread said, that fist fight didn't warrant murder.

 

[Kinyou]

He had a five stage plan but didn't bother to take his headphones off? I'm glad this didn't escalate

 

[Plywood]

...oh

 

[feel]

I'm wet.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

oh mah gerd

5 step plan

training since 9

lived in Japan to train in the mystic art of Samurai

I just can't

 

[Loxley]

Man, the newscaster even gave him a cheesy movie-poster tagline: "He wasn't looking for trouble...trouble found him".

 

[Paradise Brunch]

Better than Cloud did it.

To be fair, Buster sword probably weighs like 100 lbs.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Eff anime.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

He had a five stage plan but didn't bother to take his headphones off? I'm glad this didn't escalate

:3

 

[jblank83]

Guy watched a shit ton of the English dub Rurouni Kenshin on toonami as a kid, bought a flea market sword, practiced flipping it once to put it in the sheath a million times all for this day.

I tip my hat to this kind of dedication.

What kind of hat? Is it a fedora?

 

[NastyBook]

You'd be a liar if you said you didn't want to be good at doing that.

 

[Stinkles]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

Not one person has questioned his bravery. Nor did we question the bravery of hospitalized Uzi guy from the original Highlander.

 

[IISANDERII]

I don't know where all this jealous hatred comes from; this dude is legit. Yeah he's nerdy but he's confident and I laugh because of how awesome he is. And he's fearless.

Meanwhile half of gaf gets freaked out by pictures of spiders

 

[Gintoki]

I wanted to see what his bankai looked like.

 

[Scully Scully Scoo]

lmao wonder why police havnt arrested him

 

[water_wendi]

Hilarious! That gif!

If there was ever a gif more worthy of the Final Fantasy fanfare...

i could see that being an end of battle flourish. Some kind soul needs to edit the news stuff on the sides to read as Xp, Gil, etc instead of Scottsdale rapes and stuff.

 

[hipbabboom]

Just worried we're going to eventually see a news headline about "Sowrdsman shot to death while attempting to cut bullets in mid air"

 

[Cow Mengde]

The hero we deserve.

 

[The Boat]

Incredible, holy fuck how do you become this sort of person?

 

[maquiladora]

Cringe? GAF is seriously projecting its own nerdiness and fedorism by attacking this guy. How many of you would have actually stood up to those guys and put themselves in danger?

The only ones who were in any real danger were the people this lunatic was waving a sword at while planning how to disembowel them.

 

[Übermatik]

Bet he's so happy he got his 15 minutes of fame! Good on him I guess.

Still, I think he wishes he was an anime hero...

 

[Megalosaro]

I tried studying japanese sword fighting. It's hard a does take years of practice. I admire this guy

 

[Amalthea]

I wonder how often he cut his hands practising this move.

 

[Nibel]

Cringe?

Dude spins that sword like a fucking ninja master. I'm impressed.

 

[Hip Hop]

The hero we deserve.

He probably has a Neogaf account.

 

[jett]

That's fucking hilarious. I wonder what he does for a living.

 

[trixx]

pfffft hahaha, this guy is incredible

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This is what anime does to the world

 

[zulfate]

Incredible, holy fuck how do you become this sort of person?

go to japan and secretly find hattori hanso,duh

and then change your name to boattoshi zankuki

 

[direct_quote]

He just needs to practice his behind the back sheath and we got Vergil's DMC5 mocap actor..

 

[jack_package_200]

They will have to take away his laifu before they take his waifu

 

[Wozzly]

"I actually carry this because I become a little bit more dangerous than without it than with it. So it's more of a restraint mechanism than a safety blanket."

The man is a walking killing machine!

 

[lewisgone]

Surprised that it's legal in whatever state he's in to carry a sword around.

Also, as slick as that sword sheath was, amazed at posters who find this guy cool or some kind of role model. Breaking up a fist fight with a deadly weapon, talking about his mental 5 step plan to fucking kill everyone involved or who tried to get involved if need be, saying his sword is more for "restraint"...guy has more than a few screws loose.

 

[trixx]

whoah he's the real last samurai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuD-BimstwE

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

As cringe worthy as it looks...he actually does look fairly adept at using that sword. At least at spinning it around without cutting himself

 

[black_13]

Good on him for stopping the fight. He had more balls than anyone else on that train.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Somehow I have a feeling that part of his 5-stage plan involved flash-stepping.

 

[malfcn]

whoah he's the real last samurai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuD-BimstwE

Got my old sword Wazwhrinza back from a friend whom asked me to borrow while she trained at her home in Iceland.

Yup.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

whoah he's the real last samurai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuD-BimstwE

he's still wearing the same clothes

truly a wandering samurai

 

[JoseTheTaco]

Some you might tink that's easy but it's apparently quite hard to use

 

[Nibel]

His Facebook website is amazing

https://www.facebook.com/KairoSeijuro?fref=nf