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Cyberpunk 2077 Apology Generator Does Exactly What It Says

By now, you have likely seen the apology provided by developer CD Projekt Red after the somewhat disastrous launch of Cyberpunk 2077 — especially on the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. Barring the obvious branding, the striking yellow background basically made it pop on all social media platforms to...

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[BaneIsPain]

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[Great Hair]

L A M E A S S G E N E R A T O R

... wtf, it´s just a f***cking .jpg. Where is da "generate button"?

 

[Hoppa]

 

[Deleted member 17706]

 

[Virt McPolygon]

PC gamers in here acting like the shitty game design choices don't affect them.

 

[DonJorginho]

 

[CrustyBritches]

 

[Thicc Enigma]

This generator delivers lmfaoo

 

[Shifty1897]

 

[kretos]

Where is the cringe tag

 

[DonJorginho]

 

[waylo]

 

[levyjl1988]

This is amazing, now imagine if someone were to hack the Official twitter account for CyberPunk 2077 and post something hilarious with this, it will be picked up by every news gaming outlet. Hahahaha.

 

[jigglet]

PC gamers in here acting like the shitty game design choices don't affect them.

Except you're the first reply that wasn't an image or a short unrelated comment. Persecution complex anyone?

 

[sinnergy]

And not a shit was given..

 

[MastAndo]

 

[LMJ]

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

They should apologize to all of those warriors, for not delivering rtx 4090 Ti x2 SLI performance, they speculated in the speculation thread.

 

[Md Ray]

 

[Pallas]

 

[tassletine]

 

[Raonak]

 

[GHG]

PC gamers in here acting like the shitty game design choices don't affect them.

This is probably what irks me most. All the performance talk is a distraction from what's really wrong with the game.

With time, all the shit that RDR2 got this game will get 10x worse. In its current state its not going to age well.

 

[Raonak]

This is probably what irks me most. All the performance talk is a distraction from what's really wrong with the game.

With time, all the shit that RDR2 got this game will get 10x worse. In its current state its not going to age well.

I'm about 50% sure they're being sarcastic...

 

[GHG]

I'm about 50% sure they're being sarcastic...

If people genuinely believe that the game design in this title is good then god help us all.

 

[K.S v2.0]

 

[SJRB]

If people genuinely believe that the game design in this title is good then god help us all.

Come at me bro

 

[mcz117chief]

The best so far

 

[waquzy]

 

[Ultra Violento]

PC gamers in here acting like the shitty game design choices don't affect them.

It's a miracle! Suddenly on pc the world becomes more than just a glorified loading screen, driving isn't terrible, gunplay isn't weak and it has pedestrian, driving and police vehicle ai to boot!

Yeah...no, a golden turd is still just a pretty-looking turd.

 

[Isendurl]

It's a miracle! Suddenly on pc the world becomes more than just a glorified loading screen, driving isn't terrible, gunplay isn't weak and it has pedestrian, driving and police vehicle ai to boot!

Yeah...no, a golden turd is still just a pretty-looking turd.

Well actually, gunplay is better just by the fact that you are using keyboard and mouse.

So yeah, playing on PC actually does make gameplay better.

 

[Night.Ninja]

 

[Von]

 

[OrionNebula]

 

[Halo is Back]

Not really an apology, but a nice little reference for those that remember the statement from another special game studio.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

my eyes. my poor fucking eyes are burning.

 

[CuteFaceJay]

 

[the_master]

If people genuinely believe that the game design in this title is good then god help us all.

So what is so wrong about it?

 

[Woman7]

Dear gamers,

Cry more. Dumbass motherfuckers!


- CD Projekt Red

 

[2ndKrueger]

 

[Guilty_AI]

If people genuinely believe that the game design in this title is good then god help us all.

The Witcher 3 had some godawful game design and its praised as GOTG by a lot of people (won that title here on GAF too), even the story wasn't all that either. In fact, similar things can be said about a lot of ultra praised titles.

Now i ask, why does things like horrible crafting systems, legendary items dropping like fish from the sky in Honduras, or open world that doesn't work more than a background suddenly matter here, when those exact same issues also existed in The Witcher 3 but almost no one would point them out?