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[Germuso]

we are going to get influencers reviews....no plis.

 

[Ivory Blood]

99 or bust!

 

[cr0w]

To be completelly honest, your post feel more like a 5 page article than a parody. Its too big for reading to be even considered a joke. Most people express themselves comically with way way less words.

I agree, the original post is comical in spite of its length.

 

[Armorian]

89 meta for me.

My birth year, yeah I'm with that.

 

[Bboy AJ]

Where are the reviews

 

[B-universe]

Cyberpunk 2077: Does It Live Up to the Hype? - YouTube

 

[Astorian]

Oof, impressions are something at least but we already got 2 previews.

 

[DonJorginho]

Polygon can suck a phat cock.

 

[Senua]

Gamespot 7 damnnnnnnnnnnn

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/cyberpunk-2077-review/1900-6417622/

 

[Halo is Back]

While somewhat amusing, brevity is the soul of wit my friend. Post is too damn long.

 

[GymWolf]

Anyone doing a blind playthrough of this?

Warming up a spoon to blind myself like that boy on the slumdog milionaire movie as we speak.

 

[GHG]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

92 metacritic once the dust settles.

My copy is preloaded regardless, can't wait bro, my work has shut till January most likely due to Covid so man can play this to his hearts content!!!!!

You better explore every alley, club, building, and corner of Night City, you hear me!?

I'm curious about the radio stations as well. Let me know what you think about the music curation.

 

[Bergoglio]

Anyone doing a blind playthrough of this?

How dare u

 

[Endless Fluff]

As expected from Polygon. They make sure to tell you how problematic the game is.

 

[kretos]

Always get nervous about this time

why what's going to happen to you?

 

[AV]

Open Polygon article
Ctrl + F "trans"
24 results

 

[Kiraly]

Cyberpunk 2077 review

CD Projekt Red returns with an incredible setting undermined by an onslaught of bugs.

www.pcgamer.com

78/100

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

 

[RyRy93]

The word "trans" appears 22 times in Polygon's review...

 

[DonJorginho]

Polygon can suck a phat cock.

They got a trans person to review it? They can suck their own cock instead I guess.

 

[GrayChild]

From the Polygon review:

In my 40-plus hours in Night City, I never met a single character of any significance whom the game made clear was trans, and one of the only queer-coded characters I encountered was an extremely unsavory cybernetic surgeon who does extremely unsavory things. I did spot a trans flag on one character's vehicle, though that hardly counts as positive trans representation and doesn't even necessarily mean the character is trans. It felt more like a way for Cyberpunk 2077's creators to say they had included positive trans representation without actually putting thought into it or making trans people a visible part of the makeup of Night City.

See? They will never be happy. No matter what you do, it will never be enough for them.

Stop pandering to the mentally ill people.

 

[missiles]

Cyberpunk 2077: Does It Live Up to the Hype? - YouTube

 

[AtomicStarving]

One more game to modders save it

 

[Gamezone]

Damn. Decent game that didn't live up to its hype.

 

[ebevan91]

9 from GameInformer

Cyberpunk 2077 Review - Cyberpunk 2077 Review – A Wild Time In Night City - Game Informer

The wait is worth it for CD Projekt Red's next open-world RPG, but it's an uneven playthrough that shines in particular areas and struggles in others.

www.gameinformer.com

 

[CloudNull]

Gamespot 7 damnnnnnnnnnnn

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/cyberpunk-2077-review/1900-6417622/

• The incorporation of different cultures and backgrounds is wildly inconsistent, from good to inaccurate to downright offensive

This is their negative lololol

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Lmao of course the GameSpot review is from Kallie Plagge. I found that she underrated Days Gone, so it wouldn't shock me to see that being the case here.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

GAMESPOT GAVE IT A 7/10!

BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[GymWolf]

Gamespot 7 damnnnnnnnnnnn

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/cyberpunk-2077-review/1900-6417622/

She is the same woke bitch who wrote down the ridicolous days gone review, if she score 7 the real score is actually 17\10.

 

[Senua]

Open Polygon article
Ctrl + F "trans"
24 results

It's almost like they have an agender

ba dum tss

 

[Astorian]

Cyberpunk 2077: Does It Live Up to the Hype? - YouTube

40 minutes holy shit.

 

[Saber]

Gamespot 7 damnnnnnnnnnnn

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/cyberpunk-2077-review/1900-6417622/

What they were expecting of cars? To turn into Megazords?

 

[Infested Goblin]

So many reviews are pandering to resetera LMAO

 

[MatrixReloaded101]

I knew this game would flop .... wow

 

[BaneIsPain]

The general consensus is on bugs that let down the score as expected
Still gonna enjoy this

 

[Null Persp]

Polygon

 

[Yoda]

Sounds like they needed more time for bug bashing.

 

[Md Ray]

Anyone doing a blind playthrough of this?

Me.

 

[Bladed Thesis]

Gamespot 7 damnnnnnnnnnnn

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/cyberpunk-2077-review/1900-6417622/

"I built a quirky character and then realized my character wasn't good at anything until later in the game."


HAHAHAHA

 

[8BiTw0LF]

Cyberpunk 2077 Anmeldelse - Gamereactor

Gamereactor review: 7

 

[whattheduck]

Third 'bad' point in gamespot review mentions cultural insensitivity issues. Shocked pikachu face right here

 

[DonJorginho]

GameSpot gave it a 7 and what a fucking surprise it's the same whore that hated Days Gone as it had no fucking black zombies! Give me a fucking break

 

[Bergoglio]

From the Polygon review:



See? They will never be happy. No matter what you do, it will never be enough for them.

Stop pandering to the mentally ill people.

They are sick, they need psychiatric support

 

[Fermbiz]

I just want to know how the game runs on PC and what specs are being used.

 

[GHG]

Lmao of course the GameSpot review is from Kallie Plagge. I found that she underrated Days Gone, so it wouldn't shock me to see that being the case here.

One of the worst "reviewers" out there.

The stuff she produces is a joke.

 

[ebevan91]

9 from IGN

Cyberpunk 2077 PC Review - IGN

Cyberpunk 2077 throws you into a beautiful, dense cityscape and offers a staggering amount of flexibility in how you choose to take it from there.

www.ign.com

 

[iorek21]

Currently 91 in Metacritic

Nice

 

[FastyMar7]

Well, seems like a flop

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

are these reviews based on the game with the day 1 patch? or the buggy ~3 month old build?