Dammit, I'm drunk......

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We decided to begin saving bandwidth, starting by locking all drunk and stupid topics.

For example, you and Matlock.


Oh, and Willco.
 
Mr Gump said:
Thats super.
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Thanks, I thought so. I just think that past a certain hour, any retarded Matlock or Willco-created threads should be allowed to stay open, if only for nonsensical enterainment reasons.
 
demi said:
We decided to begin saving bandwidth, starting by locking all drunk and stupid topics.

For example, you and Matlock.
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But I thought we were saving enough bandwidth by getting rid of tags ?:P

Or at least, that's what Matlock told me.
 
demi said:
Why else did BuddyChrist83 change his name?
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See, that's the sort of thing I'd like to get to the bottom of.

I mean, why do some posters get to change their names anyway? Why does Lonestar/HalfPastNoon/Incognito get to rotate his username at a whim?

I mean, if I had the choice, I'd have my username changed to Pathetic-Loser-Who-Can't-Attract A Woman to Save His Life.

On the other hand, that'd be a little long.

mods, don't you dare...please :P
 
Boogie said:
See, that's the sort of thing I'd like to get to the bottom of.

I mean, why do some posters get to change their names anyway? Why does Lonestar/HalfPastNoon/Incognito get to rotate his username at a whim?

I mean, if I had the choice, I'd have my username changed to Pathetic-Loser-Who-Can't-Attract A Woman to Save His Life.

On the other hand, that'd be a little long.

mods, don't you dare...please :P
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They ask.
 
As a tagged member elite, I think it would be alright if a mod gave Boogie a tag, at least one for a probationary term.

Edit: Holy shit, that's so much funnier than a tag! Good job Hitokage!

Double edit: Ok, who changed it back? It isn't funny anymore.
 
Hitokage said:
They ask.
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Damn your accursed logic!

NLB2 said:
As a tagged member elite, I think it would be alright if a mod gave Boogie a tag, at least one for a probationary term.

Edit: Holy shit, that's so much funnier than a tag! Good job Hitokage!

Double edit: Ok, who changed it back? It isn't funny anymore.
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Eh? What happened?
 
Your name became "Pathetic-Loser-Who-Can't-Attract A Woman to Save His Life." It was awesome. It fucked up all of the margins and stuff. But then somebody thought it was mean or didn't like the fact that it fucked up all the margins and stuff and changed it back.
 
NLB2 said:
Your name became "Pathetic-Loser-Who-Can't-Attract A Woman to Save His Life." It was awesome. It fucked up all of the margins and stuff. But then somebody thought it was mean or didn't like the fact that it fucked up all the margins and stuff and changed it back.
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:lol sweet.

Sorry I missed that though. That's what I get for going to take a leak though :P
 
Socreges said:
Just because your parents let you sip their wine at dinner does not mean you are drunk, Boogie.
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I'll have you know that I live in res at school. And that I got dragged out to a club by my floormates this evening.. And that I reaffirmed my hatred of clubs.....and of women.....and of, well, that's all actually.
 
Boogie said:
I'll have you know that I live in res at school. And that I got dragged out to a club by my floormates this evening.. And that I reaffirmed my hatred of clubs.....and of women.....and of, well, that's all actually.
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See, that's your problem, Boogie. You're not supposed to hate women! Hatred is such a sign of weakness in comparison to the object of hatred. You're supposed to look down upon them, yes, but only like an adult does towards a small child. Don't hate, pity, perhaps, but don't hate.
 
NLB2 said:
See, that's your problem, Boogie. You're not supposed to hate women! Hatred is such a sign of weakness in comparison to the object of hatred. You're supposed to look down upon them, yes, but only like an adult does towards a small child. Don't hate, pity, perhaps, but don't hate.
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Can't help it. I am weak, and I don't want to pity them. Hell, I'm probably more an object of pity than anyone else anyway :P
 
Boogie, if ur drunk enough, stumble to the closest sorority house and make an ass outta yourself, but in a cool way. AND whats with all the bandwidth saving lately
 
Running a site such as this costs money! Gotta save a few pennies somehow.

Soon we'll have a lottery, and the person with the black dot gets perma-banned. Good luck!
 
cubanb said:
Boogie, if ur drunk enough, stumble to the closest sorority house and make an ass outta yourself, but in a cool way. AND whats with all the bandwidth saving lately
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A) I don't think I'm quite drunk enough, plus it's cold.

B) I don't think we have sorority houses at UofT. And if we do, I don't know where they are. Plus it's cold.

C) I'm quite certain that I'm incapable of making an ass out of myself in a cool way.
 
1) drink another 40
2) put a fricking warm jacket on
3) make ur way to a sorority house
4)moonwalk on the sidewalk outside
 
Boogie said:
A) I don't think I'm quite drunk enough, plus it's cold.

B) I don't think we have sorority houses at UofT. And if we do, I don't know where they are. Plus it's cold.

C) I'm quite certain that I'm incapable of making an ass out of myself in a cool way.
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Well, then just go find the biggest guy you can find and challenge him to a fight. Uhm, at least you'l look tough.
 
cubanb said:
1) drink another 40
2) put a fricking warm jacket on
3) make ur way to a sorority house
4)moonwalk on the sidewalk outside
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1) It's fucking 3a.m.

2) I don't have my coat. I gave it to one of the girls from my floor going to the club, because I'm chivalrous that way, and I don't know if she's come back yet.

3) You missed my point B, didn't you?

4) WTF?
 
NLB2 said:
Well, then just go find the biggest guy you can find and challenge him to a fight. Uhm, at least you'l look tough.
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Sweet, I could do that.

Oh, but everyone's already asleep here. Plus there's no one who'd probably accept the challenge. Everyone on my floor knows better.
 
I don't really care about usernames other than it is hard to keep track of who is who. I wish that if somebody got a name change that it would mention who they originally were somewhere in their profile.

I'm kind of curious about when one is eligable to get a tag. I'm scared to ask an admin about it because I don't want to get banned for being anymore of an annoyance than I already am. D=
 
You're drunk? You think you're drunk?

LEt me tell you something, son. I unleashed myself upon the roadways for no good reason other than that I COULD tonight. I challenged a rent-a-cop to drunken joust and prevailed, played spin-the-bottle and kissed actual girls before I went home. One made me give her a hickey, it was an actual request.

But I still went home alone. The moral is- I dunno. Drink more or something.
 
alllright boogie, forget the jacket, forget the sorority house and just drink untill u find urself moonwalking down the street making an ass out of yourself
 
Boogie said:
2) I don't have my coat. I gave it to one of the girls from my floor going to the club, because I'm chivalrous that way, and I don't know if she's come back yet.
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She's probably gotten splooge on your coat. I think you need to give up chivalry it's not working for you. And I think whining would be another step in the right direction.
 
Raoul Duke said:
You're drunk? You think you're drunk?

LEt me tell you something, son. I unleashed myself upon the roadways for no good reason other than that I COULD tonight. I challenged a rent-a-cop to drunken joust and prevailed, played spin-the-bottle and kissed actual girls before I went home. One made me give her a hickey, it was an actual request.

But I still went home alone. The moral is- I dunno. Drink more or something.
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Dude, you set a standard none of us can match, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't get drunk to the best of our own abilities :P


Tommie Hu$tle said:
She's probably gotten splooge on your coat. I think you need to give up chivalry it's not working for you. And I think whining would be another step in the right direction.
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I think you mistake the intent of this particular act of chivalry. It wasn't done in order to get into her pants. She's my friend, and she didn't have a coat, it's that simple.

And she wasn't going to hook up withy anyone there. Not everyone goes to a club for sex.


psycho_snake said:
Why would you be on GAF when they are drunk? I dont get it
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It's the same as the answer to all such retarded questions: Why not?
 
You're not "drunk" until you're on the ground clinging to rocks and weeds to keep yourself from flying away. Anything up until that point is a buzz.
 
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I was with you guys until this. $20 lost.
 
Boogie said:
I think you mistake the intent of this particular act of chivalry. It wasn't done in order to get into her pants. She's my friend, and she didn't have a coat, it's that simple.

And she wasn't going to hook up withy anyone there. Not everyone goes to a club for sex.
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But everyone does go to the club for companionship.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
What?!?!? Are you taking crazy pills? Who in the hell goes to the club to NOT be around people? That's asshole retarded, the club is to socialize and be around people.
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I didn't say it wasn't, I wasn't sure why you made the statement. I simply said everyone doesn't go to a club looking for sex, then you replied about companionship. I wasn't sure what your point was :P
 
Boogie said:
I didn't say it wasn't, I wasn't sure why you made the statement. I simply said everyone doesn't go to a club looking for sex, then you replied about companionship. I wasn't sure what your point was :P
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You know I thought about it after I posted and said hmmm maybe we aren't talking about the same type of companionship. To clarify I was saying companionship in the "I want to be around people, in the crowd hanging out with my buddies and maybe I'll meet some nice people or a nice person" companionship. Not the "The only reason I'm out here is to score" type of companionship.
 
Tommie Hu$tle said:
You know I thought about it after I posted and said hmmm maybe we aren't talking about the same type of companionship. To clarify I was saying companionship in the "I want to be around people, in the crowd hanging out with my buddies and maybe I'll meet some nice people or a nice person" companionship. Not the "The only reason I'm out here is to score" type of companionship.
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k, miscommunication has been cleared up.
 
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