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[sf2fanatic]

Damn may be going back to DirecTV soon due to spectrum being a prick. No NBC, No USA?

 

[UrbanDandy]

Japanese David Otunga fighting now

He went to the Japanese equivalent of Harvard and married a famous singer?

 

[Data West]

This ain't no 'die by the blade' fight

Mishima am ashamed

 

[Data West]

That wife has a look of 'please let him get this stupid shit out of his system now'

 

[FallingEdge]

That wife has a look of 'please let him get this stupid shit out of his system now'

lmao

 

[avengers23]

sakurai has a look like he doesn't want to be there

It was a retirement match. A slow as molasses retirement match.

That wife has a look of 'please let him get this stupid shit out of his system now'

Accurate.

 

[Adree]

Damn may be going back to DirecTV soon due to spectrum being a prick. No NBC, No USA?

Think of it this way: now you can watch the Hulu cut and never see Titus again.

 

[Adree]

GABI NEXT

https://eversport.tv/fight-sports/rizin/2016/12/31/final-round-world-gp-2016

 

[Data West]

Preview of this fight

 

[Plywood]

Amanda Nunes the star shooter of 2016

 

[Adree]

These old ladies are 200% anime

 

[Data West]

It's kind of sad when you think about all these joshis that were mega draws in the 90s

doing htese carny freak show fights to basically get murdered for a paycheck

 

[Data West]

Shinobu

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

this is either going to be a work or a murder.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm here to watch the second live murder of the night.

 

[Data West]

jesus

 

[Adree]

lol she tried to run the ropes

 

[FallingEdge]

lmao what the hell

someone get me on the gaby lifting program

boulder shoulders

 

[avengers23]

That was watching a giant adult beat a tiny old person.

She ran the fucking ropes.

God bless the carny Rizin.

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

what the fuck lmao why did she run the ropes

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

 

[Data West]

what the fuck lmao why did she run the ropes

because she knew she lost the second gabi got in the ring so she wanted to entertain the crowd

 

[miserable]

carny-ism at its best. does Inoki have any involvement in RIZIN?

 

[avengers23]

It's 3 am; everyone's asleep. I'm trying very hard not to lose it, so I'm cackling into my pillow after that fight.

 

[Adree]

I keep expecting her second to hit her with a steel chair.

 

[Data West]

HANDICAP MATCH ELTS GO

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

is that Taya?

 

[avengers23]

Hit Gabi with the black mist. Do something!

The rest of the card, in case anyone was wondering:

Grand Prix Final, Mirko Cro Cop vs. Amir Aliakbari
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Kron Gracie
Hideo Tokoro vs. Erson Yamamoto
Rena Kubota vs. Hanna Gujwan
Andy Nguyen vs. Miyu Yamamoto
Kizaemon Saiga vs. Dillin West

 

[Data West]

GOD THIS CARNY COMPANY

is that Taya?

Taya ain't that stupid

 

[miserable]

OMG

 

[FallingEdge]

this is fantastic

best combat event of 2016

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

What's happening that's so carny as someone who isn't watching it?

 

[Adree]

This is great.

 

[miserable]

Tag team match PLAYAS

 

[Data West]

Gabi is going to run-in on a Stardom show

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

this is fucking awesome

 

[Data West]

What's happening that's so carny as someone who isn't watching it?

they're literally cutting in-ring promos

 

[avengers23]

Not sure if Gabi's promos are worse than her strikes.

 

[Adree]

What's happening that's so carny as someone who isn't watching it?

WWEMMA

 

[Data West]

can't wait for ronda in rizin 2017

 

[miserable]

can't wait for ronda in rizin 2017

sure, why not. just after jobbing to Steph

 

[Data West]

Look at this soft boy

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

WWEMMA

Mixed-Martial Entertainment.

 

[Adree]

Jazzy has a cool look.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

WWEMMA

they're literally cutting in-ring promos

I'm glad to hear that. MMA is best when it's just shoot WWE.

 

[Data West]

This dude could not look more like the jobber for this MMA Shawn Michaels

 

[Adree]

What's happening that's so carny as someone who isn't watching it?

from the mma thread:

For those of us just joining, Gabi Garcia just euthanized an elderly woman and was promptly challenged to a fight by Zarya from Overwatch.

 

[FallingEdge]

this guy is a total shitbag lmao

czw status

 

[avengers23]

We could have had a three way women's MMA fight just now with Jazzy Alpha Female, Gabi, and Kotta.

God bless Rizin.

White Boy with dreads alert!

Oh shit, he's entering to "We Will Rock You," so you know he means business.

 

[Adree]

real star of this show is the ring announcer