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[Y2Kev]

LOOK AT THE SHAPE HE IS IN

 

[blackaroni]

WWE...you have failed this audience.

Stairs graphics? Really?

 

[Heroman]

How much do the stairs really way?

 

[Ithil]

This match is still stupid three weeks after they announced it. Next up, a ramp match. A turnbuckle match. A ring ropes match. A canvas match. A crowd barrier match.

 

[ScribbleD]

Fuck this match. Stupid stipulation AND Big Show? No thanks. I like Rowan, but this is going to suck.

What is a stairs match anyway? Is it that stairs are legal, but no other weapon is, or do you have to hit them with the stairs to win? Either way, fuck this.

 

[Downhome]

ANATOMY OF THE STAIRS!!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Big Show's upper body being so much bigger than his lower body always freaks me out. His knees must be crying for help.

 

[Fox318]

Everything you need to know about the big show

 

[Plywood]

dat goldust itami cowbell mashup

 

[Kiever Sher]

This theme is too good though

 

[DominoKid]

first piss break of the night.

i kinda like rowan's theme though

 

[TheWarrior]

actually come to think of it they could lead to some interesting RR shenanigans. Like when Miz enters will Mizdow follow him?

Yeah something funny has to come from it.

Miz getting eliminated and Mizdow having to choose.

 

[ScribbleD]

Hope you all stuck around for Rowan's theme before going to piss. Best part of the match right there.

 

[Fox318]

+/- 5 rest holds

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

snooooooooze

 

[Man God]

I don't know if I want to see a Stairs Match without Jahn Cenar in it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I don't even know what the rules are. Do you have to put someone through the stair?

 

[jred2k]

This match is still stupid three weeks after they announced it.

The still haven't actually said what makes a stairs match unique. They've just said they're heavy.

 

[Frecklestein]

Rowan's theme is so damn good. Sound like an opening credits song to an 80's action flick where the protagonist is driving back into his town, looking around and cutting to POV shots of people committing crimes and scummy acts, seeing how run down it's become. How he doesn't want to be bothered by the daily happenings of the place he left, but turns around and clears out the local gangs and restores his town to it's former glory.

I don't even know what the rules are. Do you have to put someone through the stair?

First man to ascend the stairs to retrieve the stairs wins the stairs.

 

[RP912]

This match will make them vanilla midgets down in Full Sail believers...they'll see!

 

[Amory]

"no disqualifications. oh and you can use the stairs!"

 

[GaimeGuy]

I HATE YOU

 

[The Silver]

Everytime they pick up the stairs like nothing I think of Cena always struggling to pick them up.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Rowan's theme is so damn good. Sound like an opening credits song to an 80's action flick where the protagonist is driving back into his town, looking around and cutting to POV shots of people committing crimes and scummy acts, seeing how run down it's become. How he doesn't want to be bothered by the daily happenings of the place he left, but turns around and clears out the local gangs and restores his town to it's former glory.

it sort of reminds me of the Unsolved Mysteries theme

 

[Ithil]

The still haven't actually said what makes a stairs match unique. They've just said they're heavy.

There are stairs, much like regular matches. Enjoy our new turnbuckle match, where the turnbuckles (padded) are legal.

 

[Fox318]

Only way this match works is if Big Show is left in a pool of blood

 

[RP912]

Everytime they pick up the stairs like nothing I think of Cena always struggling to pick them up.

don't under estimates cena's strength. He struggled to pick up a table one time...

 

[Man God]

There are stairs, much like regular matches. Enjoy our new turnbuckle match, where the turnbuckles (padded) are legal.

not only legal, but allowed!

 

[painey]

275lbs lol

 

[dudelebowski]

This lego match is nice

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Rowan building a fort

 

[Liquidsnake]

Tetris

 

[Nocturnowl]

There are stairs, much like regular matches. Enjoy our new turnbuckle match, where the turnbuckles (padded) are legal.

Use of heavy Irish whips into the corner and commentary focused on their deadly impact to increase by 90%

 

[TheWarrior]

Must Stay Awake

 

[Moa]

No, Cole. He's USO CRAZY.

AHAHAHAHA.

Here all night folks

 

[real_slime]

Rowan's theme is so damn good. Sound like an opening credits song to an 80's action flick where the protagonist is driving back into his town, looking around and cutting to POV shots of people committing crimes and scummy acts, seeing how run down it's become. How he doesn't want to be bothered by the daily happenings of the place he left, but turns around and clears out the local gangs and restores his town to it's former glory.

you mean it sounds like justified. which it does.

 

[hamchan]

This match is where I finish reading Sphere by Michael Crichton.

 

[Ithil]

Oh look, he's constructing a building to jump off to escape this match.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

BIG SHOW SUCKS

 

[Liquidsnake]

Big show stealing money

 

[CelticKnight]

Crowd is so quiet I think I can hear traffic driving past the arena...

 

[Nocturnowl]

Must Stay Awake

If you endure this match then you've still got Kane/Ryback to really test those limits.

 

[RP912]

Man this match is one big night terror. I can't wake up from this miserable fucking match.

 

[Fox318]

Big show takes 0 bumps

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Show can at least pretend deadlifting "275 lbs" takes some effort.

 

[jred2k]

"BIG SHOW SUCKS"

I think the crowd is shooting.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Rowan building a fort

" OK Rowan, make yours like mine."

 

[RP912]

Rowan building a fort

Minecraft stipulations...

 

[Fox318]

" OK Rowan, make yours like mine."

 

[tycoonheart]

This match is so bad.